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 Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
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 Krista.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319  |
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM
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What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a guy comes up from behind trying to put him to sleep he has some skills to get out of it. Unlike Jack the captured and beaten to near death Bauer.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:40 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 ?!But Jack will always find a way to get out if it. Either that, or it's part of the plan. 
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Aug 5 2006, 12:47 PM
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I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is part of a plan XD.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as hard.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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I vote for Tony Jaa.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:51 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes the earth down oooo!!!
But seriously Jack has little to none fighting skills compared to Chuck. If they were to fight i believe it would be like watching Mike Tyson fighting a 5 year old. |
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Aug 5 2006, 12:53 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing.
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Aug 5 2006, 01:08 PM
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Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched "24" too much.. Hrm. Then again, I really have watched about one episode of "Walker Texas Ranger."
 I'll go with Jack, though. I mean, Chuck got the bridge. The least we can give Jack is this poll.
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Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Aug 5 2006, 01:58 PM
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Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are sexy.
Not to mention that he named his kitten "Chuck" cuz he's a pussy. |
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Aug 5 2006, 02:16 PM
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Le pout. Wheres my back up!?
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Aug 5 2006, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM)  Le pout. Wheres my back up!? Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer! Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?! |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 5 2006, 02:38 PM
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Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who Jack Bauer is.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:32 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
That's sad Kevin. Very sad.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:44 PM
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Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM) Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer! Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?! Yes! Year of the Bauer!  Actually, I think that's one of those facts. Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.  Or maybe it was Batman...
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Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM) Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either. I'm sorry, but that's sad. 
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Aug 5 2006, 03:48 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Well clearly they dont know who saves the world every fall television season. Tsk tsk.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:49 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now.
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Aug 5 2006, 04:04 PM
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I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......
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Aug 5 2006, 04:06 PM
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^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is, so Chuck Norris. |
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Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM
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I take it back, Vin Diesel > All.
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Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM
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^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on FOX - The Website
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Aug 5 2006, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM) I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day...... Sure you can. The CSI team solves murders in one hour. Why can't Jack save the world in a day? |
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Aug 5 2006, 04:14 PM
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^ True. True.
And if Jack Bauer didn't save the world in the time frame that he did, the world would definitely be gone.... imploded... deviod of life. |
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Aug 5 2006, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE(marzipan @ Aug 5 2006, 4:49 PM) It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now. HAHA.  That's so funny.
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Aug 5 2006, 06:09 PM
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 Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
um... not a Chuck Norris fan and plus jack is teh hottness, and can kick major ass
i vote for jack |
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Aug 5 2006, 06:12 PM
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Go Chuck Norris..don't know who jack bauer is either
soooo yeahhhh
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Aug 5 2006, 06:14 PM
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^ you need to rent 24 at blockbuster - it's the bomb.. and you're vote would change
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Aug 5 2006, 06:28 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
Chuck Norris!!
lol But I've never watched 24 so I guess it's not really fair. But if it makes you feel better I find Keith Sutherland a much better actor! |
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Aug 5 2006, 11:22 PM
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Oh come on, Chuck Norris pwns everyone.
Then again band camp this year basically was an entire week of Chuck Norris jokes... |
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Aug 5 2006, 11:23 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Look who's winnin. Chucky!!!
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Aug 6 2006, 12:53 PM
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there are actually 10 circles of hell. the 10th is located in satan's a-hole. it's reserved for those who question the greatness of chuck norris.
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Aug 6 2006, 12:55 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Jack who!? He did what? Lame, look at Chuck starting to pull away hahaha. We should make a Chuck Norris fan club.
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Aug 6 2006, 02:27 PM
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LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
^ why not just join the church?
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Aug 6 2006, 03:57 PM
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Or that too hahaha.
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Aug 6 2006, 07:09 PM
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Oooh the score is even.
VOTE BAUER! |
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Aug 6 2006, 07:16 PM
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chuck beats everything/everyone, sry2say.
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Aug 7 2006, 01:53 PM
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oh man, you guys need to see Jack Bauer in action.
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Aug 7 2006, 01:59 PM
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I have and it put me to sleep!
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Aug 7 2006, 02:00 PM
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^ no way.
Jack Bauer flew an airplne in the luggage compartment. No lie - it was in season 5 |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM
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 CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
People are whacked. Church Norris is old. He's "dead". BRING ON THE YEAR OF JACK ALREADY!
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Aug 7 2006, 02:04 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Chuck Norris sucks. What's so great about him!? Yeah, so what? All he does is karate. Jack can do so much more.
Jack pwns little Chuckie into the dust. |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM
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Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!!
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Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM
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^ we're just CraAzy!
 QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 3:02 PM) Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins. Jack played Russian Roulette and won - I don't think Chuck did that. and Jack has technology... guns, computers, satellite... more than just Chuck's roundhouse kicks. |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 7 2006, 2:06 PM) Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!! Well, fine, do I need to start drawing one then? |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:10 PM
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^ I did during English class last year ....
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Aug 7 2006, 02:11 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 2:02 PM) Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins. hmph. Chuck has gone down on the entertainment scale to lousy commercials. Jack is in an ongoing popular series, AND he's going to be in the 24 movie. Beat that, Chuckie! |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:12 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
The only time I see Chuch Norris on television is when he's doing those stupid fitness workout infomercials. Oooh yeah! PWNED!
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Aug 7 2006, 02:13 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
Chuck did way more in his career but i don't remember so much cause I was a youngin. But yeah Jack is getting up there slowly but surely. But I still think Chuck wins for expierence and he can still give a mean Karate Chop.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:16 PM
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Dude....
QUOTE EXPERIENCE: Department of Defense, Washington DC – Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense CTU – Director of Field Operations, Los Angeles Domestic Unit CTU – Former Special Agent in Charge, Los Angeles Domestic Unit Los Angeles PD - Special Weapons and Tactics EDUCATION: LASD - Basic SWAT School Master of Science, Criminology and Law - University of California (Berkeley) Bachelor of Arts, English Literature - University of California (Los Angeles) Special Forces Operations Training Course MILTARY: US Army - Combat Applications Group, Delta Force Counter Terrorist Group Jack pwns all. |
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Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
CHUCK NORRIS will just Karate Chop a Bomb and it will be defused and the world will be saved. Duh.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM
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Jack will dissapear in two years after the movie. Then he will be a nobody. Chuck will never go away. He's Walker Texas Ranger. That show alone has been played over and over way more than 24 has episodes.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM
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^ Wanna bet? A channel here quit playing Walker reruns so that they COULD play 24 reruns.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM
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^ Every Chuck fan at school admitted Jack Bauer's supremacy
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Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM
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But no matter how many times they shoe 24 reruns walker will always be ahead because his reruns have been on for years!!
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Aug 7 2006, 02:24 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Things tend to die the older they get.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:25 PM
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Who wants to watch 1 hour show re-runs? I'd rather watch a 30 minute climatix episode
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Aug 7 2006, 02:30 PM
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Yes they tend to die when they get older but this is CHUCK NORRIS! He has a cartoon show on cartoon network at 5 in the morning. Work out commercials on 24/7 and Walker reruns on 24/7. Jack cant beat that.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:31 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Work out commercials 24/7? He has them on at 3 in the morning when barely anyones awake.
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Aug 7 2006, 02:36 PM
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Yeah, and with a woman who is stuck in the 80s clothing wise.
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Aug 7 2006, 03:01 PM
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>.> well it doesnt matter because Chuck is winning.
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Aug 7 2006, 03:11 PM
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Aug 7 2006, 03:15 PM
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Okay, well you know what's strange? My friend is obessed with Chuck Norris, and right when he told me I saw this topic. Mhm
 . I don't know which I like more. Hmm...Chuck Norris I guess? Since my friend likes him. >>; But I don't know who they are. ;P
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Aug 7 2006, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 1:11 PM) Hahaha hilarious. |
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Aug 7 2006, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 4:11 PM) hahahahahahahaha! 
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Aug 7 2006, 05:50 PM
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^Oh jesus. Funny thing is that im seeing all these Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer adds in the little ad section. Funny stuff. Oh and its 10 to 8 Chucks up!
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Aug 7 2006, 07:04 PM
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^ not for long
 Jack will win!
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Aug 7 2006, 07:05 PM
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We will see when i get back who has won. Hehe see you guys in 2weeks.
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Aug 8 2006, 12:15 AM
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jack bauer PWNS. and what kind of gay name is chuck norris any way? huh? jack bauer WILL kick those ninja butts. and he'll do it way cooler than chuck norris would have.
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Aug 8 2006, 01:27 PM
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^ Duh!
That's common knowledge. Bad thing is, he's losing now... |
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Aug 8 2006, 02:24 PM
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No. You simply cannot beat Chuck Norris. No matter how many sigs or avs you make, no matter how much you worship Jack, it is simply not possible.
Chuck Norris FTW. |
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Aug 8 2006, 02:26 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
What's so special about Chuck anyways?
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Aug 8 2006, 02:27 PM
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^ All he does is roundhouse kick people. And the occasional REAAALLLY slow backspin.
That's so lame. |
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Aug 8 2006, 02:28 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
He's like Jackie Chan. Or Jet Li. (Chuck Norris, that is)
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Aug 8 2006, 08:54 PM
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So you mean to tell me that if you locked Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer in a ring, you all really believe that Jack would come out on top?
Chuck Norris, all the way. The dude has indian spirits on his side, I don't care how many bombs you defuse or nuclear fallouts you prevent, Chuck Norris has done 2 times as many in every season of Walker Texas Ranger, and you can't beat the Indians. |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:07 PM
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Jack Bauer unseated the President of the United States
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Aug 8 2006, 10:35 PM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Yea, after Chuck Norris kicked the seat out from under him.
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Aug 8 2006, 10:36 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
See?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for is his KICKS! Jack Bauer can do so much more. And is that tatoo real? |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Jack Bauer can't do much more when Chuck Norris connects with a roundhouse kick to his face. Besides, Chuck Norris can do a lot more, he has a gun, he hardly uses it...thats restraint, because he is a Ninja master.
Yea, it's very real, lol. |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Well, sometimes bullets are faster than the infamous round house kicks.
And hot tattoo. Does it have a special meaning or something? |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:43 PM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
And Chuck Norris is faster then bullets.
Yea, it's a tribal wave pattern that is on a ring that I always wear. It represents my connection with the ocean, since I've bodyboarded for 6 years and surfed for 4. The 4 triangles represent N, S, E, W like in a compass, because like my sig says "Life Is A Journey". Sometimes we all get lost and need directions. I designed it myself. |
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Aug 8 2006, 11:52 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
That is one awesome tattoo. Even cooler since you designed it.
And how is Chuck faster than bullets? And I dont see Chuck saving the WORLD! No, he's only saving, Texas. Which is always in need of saving. Since, I'm from Texas and all. |
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Aug 9 2006, 12:27 AM
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 mon cheri amour x Group: Member Posts: 2,349 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,530 |
i think chuck norris is hot.
 
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Aug 9 2006, 08:05 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
See, exactly my point. Chuck Norris has a full time job. Jack Bauer doesn't. He just comes in to save the world. Chuck Norris stops crime before it gets to the point of threatening the world. He stops it in Texas.
btw-Thanks for the tattoo comments, much appreciated. It's nice to get some feedback. |
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Aug 9 2006, 09:24 AM
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^ He has a full time job - he's been Director of the Counter-Terroist Unit, Field Ops Director, Special Assistant to the Department of Defense.. the list goes on and on....
And he used to run missions for the CIA |
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Aug 9 2006, 09:53 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Sounds like he's over compensating for something. No man should have that many titles. They need just one.
Walker, Texas Ranger. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:22 AM
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^ He's had a lot fo titles too - think about his movies.
Jack Bauer kept being moved around because he disregarded protocol... which made some people mad. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Besides, those aren't full time jobs. By full time I mean 24/7. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. The Ranger is on call, all the time; always.
=P |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:30 AM
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Jack Bauer is always on call - he's pulled 48 hours of no-sleep. And saved the world.
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Aug 9 2006, 10:36 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Chuck Norris has just one title. Awesome.
And there is no room for disregards to protocol. One who does such things lacks discipline. Chuck Norris does not lack these things, for they come with years of kicking butt. 48 hours?? One time I heard that Chuck Norris held his breath for 48 hours. lol...this is getting ridiculous. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:45 AM
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I'm laughing...! |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:53 AM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
wow...were still on this topic...
old people > young people. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:00 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
lol, yea, this is keeping me entertained at work, lol. Although people walk by behind me and ask me whats up with the picture in my signature, lol.
See? Ninjas support Chuck Norris. You can't kill a Ninja; therefore Chuck Norris can't be defeated, even in meaningless CB polls. Victory is sweet. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:38 AM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
*sigh*
I've come to this conclusion. Whatever. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:55 AM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
It's alright Chuck Norris will make everything all better with his karate chop action. =]
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Aug 9 2006, 11:56 AM
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Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
I think thats a win. =P
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Aug 9 2006, 11:58 AM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Christ, all he ever does is Karate. That went out about 6000 years ago.
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