Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
 Aug 2 2006, 05:23 PM
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Im just curious, since this is one of the most famous joke ever, but has anyone ever really seen a chicken cross the road?
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Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
Every day man!
I feel bad because people think they are ducks and just hit them. |
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Aug 2 2006, 05:24 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
I know the answer!
He was scared of KFC. And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey. EDIT// I meant chicken. WTF. Damn it, Shelby! |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 2 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 5:24 PM)  I know the answer! He was scared of KFC. haha 
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Aug 2 2006, 05:26 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
I saw one on the sidewalk with a leash. Does that count?
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Aug 2 2006, 05:27 PM
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I saw one inside my school but never one cross the road before
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Aug 2 2006, 05:28 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
actually i know the anwser.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it, gosh darnit! |
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Aug 2 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Aug 2 2006, 6:24 PM) I know the answer! He was scared of KFC. And no, I have never seen a turkey cross the road. I never even seen a live turkey. YOU CANT BEAT TURKEY HILL! 
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| *lolita kitty* |
Aug 2 2006, 05:34 PM
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ROFL, I have never seen a chicken cross a road
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Aug 2 2006, 05:37 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
I have also seen a dog attack a chicken
I felt sorry for the chicken |
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Aug 2 2006, 06:13 PM
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I've seen deer crossing the road before, but never chickens.
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Aug 2 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(emazing @ Aug 2 2006, 7:13 PM) I've seen deer crossing the road before, but never chickens. Agreed. I see deer crossing all the deer all the time. |
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Aug 2 2006, 06:56 PM
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good question kc.i rally dont know, maybe because he just felt like it
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Aug 2 2006, 07:10 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, 'cause it lost in a cockfight.
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Aug 2 2006, 07:18 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 2 2006, 8:10 PM) The chicken had to walk across the road of shame, 'cause it lost in a cockfight. poor chicken  ..i never seen a cockfight before
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Aug 2 2006, 09:51 PM
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 Ninjas and Pirates agree, Cowboys suck. Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,366 |
Yeah I have.
But it had just escaped from some stick. Yeah EXPLANATION: There is some strange guy near my freind jackie's house, he leaves a 5 foot stick out in the middle of no where, and then ties a 8 foot rope too it, then ties a chicken to the end of the rope. ITs really weird. We have no idea why he does it. QUOTE(smallsXalmighty @ Aug 2 2006, 8:18 PM) poor chicken ..i never seen a cockfight beforeI have cock fights almost everytime i go to the mall, and I had lots with eric. |
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Aug 2 2006, 10:50 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
I've never seen a chicken cross the road before...
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Aug 2 2006, 11:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,098 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,687 |
lol no ive never seen a chicken crossing a road, i dont think they will last long if they escaped their hut.. theres a lot of hungry people out in the world
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Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
No, but I def saw a racoon family cross the road today.
I almost ran over them too, had to slam on my breaks. |
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Aug 2 2006, 11:27 PM
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 your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 |
Hmm..have I ever seen a chicken cross the road?
No.
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| *JanetteRonaldo* |
Aug 3 2006, 01:27 AM
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...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat above the ground?
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Aug 3 2006, 01:31 AM
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Just peacocks.
Is that weirder? |
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
Aug 3 2006, 01:52 AM
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Because he wanted to get to the other side. duh.
haha no, I really dont know why someone made up that joke, or why its so famous. and to answer your question, no Ive never seen a chicken cross the road. |
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Aug 3 2006, 01:53 AM
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vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
QUOTE(JanetteRonaldo @ Aug 3 2006, 2:27 AM) ...but dont chickens fly? atleast like somewhat above the ground? haha.. your right. |
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| *JanetteRonaldo* |
Aug 3 2006, 01:55 AM
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LOL! wow. i pwned that joke.
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