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There was definite penetration.
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post Jul 21 2006, 01:00 AM
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So my friend Rob and I were walking down in Oakland one day and we passed a couple chatting about. As we passed them by, all we heard the guy say (in a very enthusiastic tone), was, "There was definite penetration." mellow.gif Ever accidentally hear things or pieces of conversations that are either humorous or something you really didn't want to hear?
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 01:02 AM
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Apparently, some freshman girl changing behind me in the locker room said that her boyfriend got her pregnant over the weekend. Erm.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 01:04 AM
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^ Haha. Niiiiice. That's something to be loud about. Unless, of course, you were really close to her.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 09:27 AM
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QUOTE(salcha4u @ Jul 21 2006, 2:02 AM) *
Apparently, some freshman girl changing behind me in the locker room said that her boyfriend got her pregnant over the weekend. Erm.

laugh.gif Did it turn out to be true?
Something around that happened to me, but I didn't hear it myself. There was this rumor on how some 6th grade girl got pregnant. I'm not sure if it's true though.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 10:16 AM
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I heard people talking about a friend of mine in art class. I wasn't sure if I had to tell her.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE(ROARxD @ Jul 21 2006, 9:27 AM) *
laugh.gif Did it turn out to be true?
Something around that happened to me, but I didn't hear it myself. There was this rumor on how some 6th grade girl got pregnant. I'm not sure if it's true though.

my friend told me she heard of this 2nd grade girl who got pregnant...>.< don't know if it's true....

but i haven't overheard someone saying anything disturbing...haha
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 10:31 AM
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In gym class, these two bitches were talking of how my friend smells like a dead rat and that her make up made her look like a clown.
You know what's funny? Everything they said was true pinch.gif

I told her about the make up thingy few months ago. She was pissed.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 10:37 AM
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QUOTE(Weird addiction @ Jul 21 2006, 11:31 AM) *
In gym class, these two bitches were talking of how my friend smells like a dead rat and that her make up made her look like a clown.
You know what's funny? Everything they said was true pinch.gif

I told her about the make up thingy few months ago. She was pissed.

HAHA. rofl1.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 12:01 PM
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hahaha wow, are you serious? that is great.

Anyways, Hmmmmmm *thinks* I cant think of a time that its happened before, but Im sure it has.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 03:44 PM
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Goodness, Kathleen. I can only imagine the expression on your face when you heard that! Haha.

I was walking by the university student center right before school let out in May when I heard a girl mention a little something about certain bodily fluids being shot into her eyes and nose. Oh, but not only that, but how "awesome" it had been. I couldn't stifle the gasp of horror. We got caught in this awkward moment where our eyes met. She knew she'd been busted and I knew I'd heard WAAAAAAAAY too much.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 03:58 PM
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that's funny
i'd heard, "it felt good when he did it, but kind of weird too, i liked it" and "i don't want that dick near me"
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 04:02 PM
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"ZOMG you gave him a BLOWJOB~!"

And the such. I'm an observer.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 04:03 PM
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I remember on the first day of tenth grade, some girl was talking to her friends about a party she went to a few weeks beforehand, and how the guys there got so drunk. One guy apparently threw up and fell asleep in his own puke, while another guy was so drunk he got hungry and decided to lick it all up from the floor.. sick.gif

Ugh. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 04:04 PM
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^ Wow... That's pretty sick.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 04:06 PM
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Yeah, I wasn't feeling so good after hearing that story. sad.gif Sickening.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 04:09 PM
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www.overheardinnewyork.com

it's a pretty well known site, so i'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 08:38 PM
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^I just visited that site, and well, wow. eek.gif

I overheard a handful of people saying something unpleasant about my friend and her boyfriend. sad.gif I wasn't quite sure how to say it to her and I got so caught up in exams that I forgot about it.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 08:59 PM
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laugh.gif these are quite...interesting.

i can't recall something i've overheard that was..questionable in content. however, i have thought many times that if someone passed by and heard parts of my conversations with friends, that they would wonder what we were talking about. i imagine them looking like this: blink.gif. haha
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 09:17 PM
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While I was leaving Wicked, this little gay guy was hopping up and down and waving, and attracted another man who I suppose was his boyfriend and said, "I want to be green and fabulous!" and the other guy put his arm around him and said, "Honey, you already are fabulous."

It made me giggle.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(je like french @ Jul 21 2006, 11:09 AM) *
www.overheardinnewyork.com
haha, this is my favorite.
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Ghetto chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghetto chick #2: Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? You better be talkin' 'bout my lotion.
Ghetto chick #1: No, girl! I'm talkin' 'bout your pussy.
Ghetto chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain't nothin' in there to smell!
Ghetto chick #1: Maybe it's just the nigga's breath, then.


QUOTE(Statues/Shadows @ Jul 21 2006, 4:17 PM) *
While I was leaving Wicked, this little gay guy was hopping up and down and waving, and attracted another man who I suppose was his boyfriend and said, "I want to be green and fabulous!" and the other guy put his arm around him and said, "Honey, you already are fabulous."
how cute.
 
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post Jul 21 2006, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(je like french @ Jul 21 2006, 5:09 PM) *
www.overheardinnewyork.com

it's a pretty well known site, so i'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.

I couldn't remember the address, but I love it.
 
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post Jul 22 2006, 01:18 AM
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during my bible class, i overheard "yo man i jacked off twice this morning!"
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 06:44 PM
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today at the dentist:

person 1: good luck on your extraction
person 2: im going to need more than good luck
person 1: maybe you need to hit the video store and get some gay nudes

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someone wigger on the phone: she threw her purse at me and now i can't go anywhere without carrying her purse
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 06:53 PM
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I was at the store and this guy told his girlfriend that he had crabs
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 06:55 PM
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when i was walking, i heard a guy saying .. " you're pretty hot & sexy" to a dude.


i was like .... whoah. blink.gif

it's pretty akward.

but they're just joking.
 
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post Jul 25 2006, 10:31 PM
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"I THINK I HAVE f**king CROTCH ROT"

And I was the one that said that. I love how it gets quiet when I say things like that. I also love how it was in class and everyone, including the teacher, heard me. And how it was in, like, 6th grade.

I didn't actually have it, I was just uncomfortable in my chair.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 01:50 AM
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This one time a friend and I were walking down the hall in school and two guys were walking in the opposite direction of us. Right as they passed I heard one guy say to the other, "Why don't you wear the dress I bought you?" It was really weird.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(M1SSxCHR1SSY @ Jul 29 2006, 2:50 AM) *
This one time a friend and I were walking down the hall in school and two guys were walking in the opposite direction of us. Right as they passed I heard one guy say to the other, "Why don't you wear the dress I bought you?" It was really weird.

HAHA. That's classic.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 01:53 AM
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One time my friends was talking to his friend and said, "Yeah man she really did it HARD!"

I later found out that she (his date) gave him an at-home tongue piercing.
hahh.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 02:11 AM
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in my hallways at school, when i was walking from the 3rd to 2nd floor, all the words coming out of the girls` mouths (i go to an all girls school) were MYSPACE...BLABLA AND MYSPACE BLABLA.

its soooo annoying, you def. dont want to hear it at school. its lame
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 03:07 AM
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I hear about myspace alot at school. It is quite annoying
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 03:13 AM
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I hear about myspace alot at school. It is quite annoying

SO DO I. Then while I'm near this MySpace discussion, I get pulled into it with things like:
"OMGKATHLEENYOURLAYOUT'SSOAWESOME."
"KATHLEEN, CAN YOU MAKE ME A COOL LAYOUT?"
"KATHLEEN I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR LAYOUT."
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 06:26 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 29 2006, 4:13 AM) *
SO DO I. Then while I'm near this MySpace discussion, I get pulled into it with things like:
"OMGKATHLEENYOURLAYOUT'SSOAWESOME."
"KATHLEEN, CAN YOU MAKE ME A COOL LAYOUT?"
"KATHLEEN I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR LAYOUT."

If i were you i would stab them
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 06:38 AM
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during my bible class, i overheard "yo man i jacked off twice this morning!"


At bible class? Haha
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 08:51 AM
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I was at the mall once with my friends and we were waiting by the fitting room and two gay guys walked into one room and they started making... noises...

_unsure.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 12:36 PM
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Once, when I was in ninth grade, I heard some girls who were fixing their hair in the locker room discussing the blow jobs they had given to various guys. Fourteen year old girls! It was disgusting. They were all "It wasn't that bad," "It was kind of sour," etc.

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I was at the mall once with my friends and we were waiting by the fitting room and two gay guys walked into one room and they started making... noises...

_unsure.gif


LMAO! I just fell out of my chair laughing.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 01:10 PM
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If i were you i would stab them

I have actually developed a device that allows you to stab someone over the internet. It's still pending patent.

And that reminds me, Kathleen, I was talking to my friend before a show about someone I know who has an amazing camera, and he was like, "Who, Kathleen?" He saw you on my myspace and thinks your layouts/pictures are amazing. I guess you're famous here too.
 
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I have actually developed a device that allows you to stab someone over the internet. It's still pending patent.

And that reminds me, Kathleen, I was talking to my friend before a show about someone I know who has an amazing camera, and he was like, "Who, Kathleen?" He saw you on my myspace and thinks your layouts/pictures are amazing. I guess you're famous here too.

HAHA. *Feels special* I have a pretty lame camera, actually. XD.gif And about the stabbing thing - well, I wouldn't really need it over the internet if I hear about it at school. tongue.gif Stabbing is overrated anyways. They deserve worse.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 03:11 PM
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Yeah I was at Barnes and Noble last night with Christina and we overheard people talking about having sex at night.
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 03:40 PM
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At my highschool's orientation I heard this girl go, "OMG Dan is a fricken pedo he got this little girl pregnant!!!" And guess who I was talking to at the time? I was like _unsure.gif *back away*
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 04:30 PM
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I just heard this one annoying girl say "OH MY GOD I never like wearing makeup, I look good without it."
and so I was just like "uhh...no you don't" and she gave me an evil look but idc hehe
 
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post Jul 29 2006, 05:12 PM
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my school like has no drama

like the "gangster" people have a lot i guess
but we just totally block them out in our bubble.
we talk about really really random stuff.

like what color our poo was this morning :\
 
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"SO HER LEGS WERE WIDE OPEN?"
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"one hour with a gay guy and my ass hurts!!!"

that was a hilarious day.
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post Aug 5 2006, 01:32 AM
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I love listening to people drool over how hot they think my gay friends are.
 
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During my varsity volleyball
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It was hilarious. Anyways, one of my team
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in the locker room where we were hiding.
Those noises were interesting. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2006, 04:18 AM
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Yesh. During a boys volleyball practice, me and my friend were just sitting on the blechairs talking and we heard one of the boys say to his brother "Tell dad to get my pads." We started cracking up.
 
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haha
All the time, I really don't mean too. But if they didn't talk so loud I wouldn't hear it a lot of times. I remember there was this one couple and they were talking about doing each other and I over heard a lot of it. Most of it until I just got up and walked away.

And theres plenty of other times and other subjects but I won't get in to those all to much.
 
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Apparently, some freshman girl changing behind me in the locker room said that her boyfriend got her pregnant over the weekend. Erm.


Blackmale her! =P
 
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are you buying dinner tonight?
 
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post Sep 1 2006, 06:36 PM
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oh yeah all the time. i think its hilarious. its also funny when someone catches a conversation thats just weird in the first place like an argument over doing someones mumification when they die
 
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post Sep 1 2006, 06:54 PM
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'did you guys hook up'
'my mom thinks im pregnant'
 
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post Sep 1 2006, 07:36 PM
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"is that your weiner?"
"some people keep asking me about my weasel...how did they know??"
"The red people kept attacking me"

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post Sep 1 2006, 08:31 PM
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My family speaks Ilocano, a Filipino dialect, and I used to understand every word. While at the mall, these group of guys were loudly talking about their sex lives but they thought nobody would understand them, since they're not speaking in Tagalog. They did that for at least 15 minutes.
 
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Some crazy middle schooler was like "Stop breathing my air bitch!" blink.gif It was the funniest thing ever - that's become my friend and my greeting to each other.
 
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During school today I head a girl say that she did two blow jobs in 10 minutes and the two guys never knew that she did both of them that night. Mind you this was a freshman talking about a middle school dance.
 
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my sister and her guy friend were in our back yard working on some school project last spring, when i walked by the window i heard timmy say, "STOP TOUCHING MY NUTS!" i quickly ran to the window and saw her digging into his bag of trail mix.
 
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QUOTE(Socialite @ Sep 2 2006, 1:37 AM) *
my sister and her guy friend were in our back yard working on some school project last spring, when i walked by the window i heard timmy say, "STOP TOUCHING MY NUTS!" i quickly ran to the window and saw her digging into his bag of trail mix.


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