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 Jul 19 2006, 01:38 PM
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Just a little something I found.
30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you really don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't. 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our boobs with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. (You have a better shot at ours than you will ever have with hers!) 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it? 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it. hahahahaha. |
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Jul 19 2006, 01:40 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
That's a list of assumptions. :/
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Jul 19 2006, 01:43 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Hm. Ok.
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| *Intoxique* |
Jul 19 2006, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Jul 19 2006, 11:40 AM)  That's a list of assumptions. :/ Yes yes, enough of these myspace posts. Most of them aren't even true.
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Jul 19 2006, 02:06 PM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
Alot of those are just.. ugh. Especially this one:
QUOTE 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it. Riiight. We're right all the time? Pssh everyone is wrong at some time. |
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Jul 19 2006, 02:07 PM
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Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
This has been posted before anyway, I remember being just as annoyed then.
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Jul 19 2006, 02:09 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
This is a load of bs too!
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 19 2006, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(mzxliddoxshortie @ Jul 19 2006, 11:38 AM) 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. What if its your mom? |
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Jul 19 2006, 04:33 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 this is stupid. most of those are wrong.
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Jul 19 2006, 05:08 PM
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 roosternamedingo. Group: Member Posts: 1,211 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,926 |
QUOTE 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. HEY! QUOTE 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. I don't think I'm fat... = / |
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Jul 19 2006, 05:12 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
oh, and girls also have vagina's
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Jul 19 2006, 05:17 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jul 19 2006, 3:12 PM) oh, and girls also have vagina's NO WAY! |
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Jul 19 2006, 05:19 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
i know man! i saw one um....yesterday
it came outta nowhere |
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Jul 19 2006, 05:22 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol
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Jul 19 2006, 05:24 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
i poked it and ran away
i think it liked it though |
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| *Libertie* |
Jul 19 2006, 05:55 PM
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Closed mainly because we've seen this all too many times and it's basically turning into spam. =]
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