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attention upcoming sophomores
sadolakced acid
post Jul 17 2006, 02:48 PM
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okay, i don't have myspace, so i can't post this, but you peoples go do that.


----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're not the lowest of the low. But you still suck.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are still Not cool.

2) Everyone still hates you.

3) You Are still annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a S-O-P-H-O-M-O-R-E. not a "sophie" or a sophmore. shut up because you sound like an idiot.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07 and `08 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has sophomore written all over you.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a sophomore...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.

importantly: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. YOU'RE STILL NO BETTER THAN THE FRESHMEN, AND DO NOT TRY TO ACT IT. DON'T GIVE THE FRESHMEN SHIT ABOUT BEING FRESHMEN- YOU'RE NO BETTER. ALL UPPERCLASSMEN (AND DON'T EVEN THINK THAT INCLUDES SOPHOMORES) WOULD RATHER HAVE TWO CLASSES OF FRESHMEN INSTEAD OF ONE CLASS OF SOPHOMORES. YOU'RE JUST THAT BAD.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE YOUNGEST DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. DON'T TRY TO BE COOL. DON'T TRY ANYTHING. AND STOP YELLING ABOUT 'STUPID FRESHMEN' IN THE HALLS. YOU JUST LOOK STUPID.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07 and '08.


-If you're an UpperClassmen (who the hell decided upperclassmen included sophomores? upperclassmen= juniors and seniors. underclassmen= sophomores and freshmen.) : repost this
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 02:52 PM
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haha nice. A lot of stuff up there I know people do, but it makes them cool at our school. I dunno maybe it's just people around here.

My fav. is "- You'll never be as hott as the '07 and `08 people. So don't try." haha go class of 08!
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 02:52 PM
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you have a point and i like it.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 02:56 PM
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Hahaha....
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:04 PM
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I love you Justin.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:15 PM
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Hahaha
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:17 PM
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worthy.gif I love you.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:24 PM
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BAHAHAH YOU ALL BETTER FOLLOW THOSE RULES. the lockers in my school are big this year, so if anyone does any of that stuff, imma stuff you in.[I CAN FIT IN ONE] its pretty neat.hehe
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:29 PM
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Awesome stuff. thumbsup.gif

Juniors and seniors rock. ph34r.gif
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:35 PM
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hm, new idea. high schoolers aren't cool, period. haha okay i'll stop with the elitism, especially since cb is filled with middle/high schoolers.

but seriously, only seniors should be regarded as the ones who "rule" the school.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:42 PM
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I'm a freshman and I reposted it on MySpace. :D
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 04:33 PM
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wait... im really confused now.

is there a thread exactly like this for freshmen, or am i nuts?

*edit*

ok, right, im with it. yes. fine.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 05:06 PM
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i admire that you went through and changed the correct portions. ...at least, to the best of my knowledge.

i shall try to do as you say. worthy.gif but, why think about school now? i have one more month of summer, and i shall enjoy every last bit of it.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 05:25 PM
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upcoming sophomores...

none of this really matters. don't fret.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:01 PM
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funny how i'm supposed to take this offensively? laugh.gif none of this matters to me at all..
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:02 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Jul 17 2006, 2:32 PM) *
Underclassmen. sick.gif

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post Jul 17 2006, 06:10 PM
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I wonder who'se going to make the juniors one..
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:34 PM
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Hhahaha '09 sucks still. Underclassmen.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:41 PM
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There's a topic exactly like this about freshmen. It even has some of the same things listed.

But I heard sophomore year is the worst. Yay.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:43 PM
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You're all lame anyway.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 07:44 PM
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this is stupid
it's just like the freshmen one
NONE of this shit happens anyways
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 07:45 PM
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It is like 99% similar to the freshmen one...
And sophomores aren't that bad either.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:18 PM
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09 09 09 !!

Hahaha. I don't want to be a sophomore. I rather be a freshmen. 10th seems to .. blah, plain.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ Jul 17 2006, 11:18 PM) *
09 09 09 !!

Hahaha. I don't want to be a sophomore. I rather be a freshmen. 10th seems to .. blah, plain.

I feel the same way
cuz freshmen year...it's like w00 new school
sophomore...you're kind of just there
junior...almost a senior
and then senior...it's like...you're almost done with school
that kind of doesn't make sense...but oh well
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:24 PM
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^ no no, it does make sense. that's what im saying . haha. i rather be freshiee.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:37 PM
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Sophomore year was my best year of high school.

No wait, I guess Junior year was the best. =]

High school was so stupid sometimes.. I always hated anyone who hated the underclassmen simply because they were underclassmen. Seriously, just understand that one-three years of difference does NOT make you any better than anyone in the school. Morons. _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:39 PM
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no shit it's almost exactly the same as the freshman one. it's trying to make a point saying that sophomores are as low as freshmen.
 
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:46 PM
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Some of them are actually true...like the one about loving a boy after two days :P.

I never considered myself a freshman when I was a freshman, or a sophomore when I was a sophomore. 0_0
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 12:24 AM
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note to self: sarcasm on the interweb is hopeless.
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 12:26 AM
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that's funny even though i'm a a sophomore. except, it's the same as the one for the freshmen, or is that the point?
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 12:28 AM
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note to self: even when identified as sarcasm, sarcasm is wasted on the interweb.

it's times like these i wish me and my friends are the types to get drunk and have wild sex orgies.

it'd give me something better to do at night.
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jul 18 2006, 1:28 AM) *
it's times like these i wish me and my friends are the types to get drunk and have wild sex orgies.

it'd give me something better to do at night.

omg, we should have wild sex orgies together & rape your friends along the way. ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 02:30 AM
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hahaha. stupid people.
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 11:11 AM
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we're fresh, we're fine. oh what? 09'!

gotta represent =X

but..i'm pretty sure i've seen that almost exactly the same as the upcomming freshman one. anyway, everyone warned me about freshman year, and freshman year was amazing.
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 12:42 PM
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Honestly, who cares?!

Signed,

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post Jul 18 2006, 01:11 PM
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wow. are people really this dumb?
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 01:16 PM
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apparently, yes
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE(je like french @ Jul 18 2006, 1:11 PM) *
wow. are people really this dumb?


No, they understand the hinted sarcasm, they just don't find it very biting, nor sharp enough to make a new topic. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 01:31 PM
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QUOTE(je like french @ Jul 18 2006, 11:11 AM) *
wow. are people really this dumb?

Uhh..no. They just want to talk about being sophomores. They don't have to be sarcastic.
 
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post Jul 18 2006, 01:38 PM
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oh, i meant the comments that were like "hey...this is the exact same as the freshman one. why???"
 
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QUOTE(forza @ Jul 18 2006, 10:42 AM) *
Honestly, who cares?!

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Wow, old school.
 

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