To the upcoming (highschool) freshmen: Options

[jennyjenny]

I got this from a Myspace bulletin.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're the lowest of the low.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are Not cool.

2) Everyone Does hate you.

3) You Are annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up because you sound gay.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

- You're "The Class of '10" haha... enough said.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07, '08, and '09




-If you're an UpperClassmen: repost this

I find it funny because every year, I heard, the freshmen get more and more slutty that one day they'll probably just go to school wearing nothing.

How was your freshman year in highschool? Share some stories.
What's your advice for the upcoming (highschool) freshmen?
If you're going to college, how excited are you?

My advice is to participate in anything you can join because freshman year in highschool will probably be your best, in my opinion.

[*lolita kitty*]

WOW. I'm sure high schoolers do 90% of the stuff on that list (Like wearing abercrombie, dressing emo, bragging about sex, wearing baggy pants, starting drama, etc).

And even though I'm entering the 9th grade this fall, it'll be at the same preforming arts school I went to last year. It's middle and high school mixed, so I won't be the lowest of the low.

[pinacoolada]

LOL... I'm an incoming freshman and all that is very true..

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Haha. Wh00t. c/o 07@!@!@!@!

[amivicky]

Yes, last year a lot of the freshmen in my grade did all of those things...they still do, actually. It's so immature.

My advice: Don't try and become friends with upperclassmen. If it's meant to happen, it will. That, and don't whore yourself around older guys. No one older will respect you, even if they act nice around you.

[ghjgfkgfk]

that's funny

[*jooleeah*]

Haha, I saw a ton of those posted. I wonder if people actually take that seriously. At my school, nobody really cares...

[bballchick1]

Wow..I don't find any of that true.

I just finished my freshman year, and it was soooo much better than I thought it would be. Way less stressful too, and I didn't even really notice the older students. Most of the seniors I didn't even know were seniors until somebody pointed it out.

Freshman year of high school was awesome for me, so, I hope people going into their first year of high school aren't scared and actually believe that stuff.

But then, it's funny at the same time..and I will definitely repost that on my myspace.

[jue]

I'm an incoming freshman. I see that posted like everywhere I go. Hopefully, none of that will happen to me, and i'll live through my freshmen year peacefully.

[*salcha4u*]

Class of '10...hahahahahahaha

Freshman year was actually the best year for me. Sophomore year sucked...junior year WILL suck.

[*chaneun*]

c/o 02 WOOO!

[*Shinji_Mimura*]

^ GG AP classes.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Class of 10, thats cute.

[iDecay]

Haha. I remember reading that. K1m added comments to them.

So basically, I thought that bulliten was really stupid. Yeah, I'm going to 9th grade. No stories. -_-

[*salcha4u*]

Nah, but it's funny. I like looking at freshmen...make me feel tall.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

OMG, Suzzette, YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!

07!! 08 sucks cause its your Junior year and thats the hardest. HAH!

[iDecay]

What about class of 2011?

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Class of 11 for college!

or 13, or whenever.

[*salcha4u*]

'07 sounds too long...'08 is catchy. I'm taking it easy junior year. I think.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Wtf? Oh Sev? Lol. I just say Oh Seven.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Chances are, ill prob be in college for more than 4 years.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Lol sure, after you send yours Ms. Rank 6 or something.

[*incoherent*]

Class of '10...hahahahahahaha

Freshman year was actually the best year for me. Sophomore year sucked...junior year WILL suck.

my sophomore year sucked just because it was boring and junior year was just as boring.

[*salcha4u*]

Well, MY sophomore year sucked cuz I thought I was too good for H Chem and screwed up my grade in that class.

[radhikaeatsraman]

I really hope my freshman year is good.

But about the whole upperclassmen thing: Aren't there freshmen who date/befriend upperclassmen?

[*jooleeah*]

OH NINE!!



...

[*salcha4u*]

I really hope my freshman year is good.

But about the whole upperclassmen thing: Aren't there freshmen who date/befriend upperclassmen?

Course, if you have connections

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Actually, its more of the upperclassmen befriend the freshmen.

[radhikaeatsraman]

I know junior high is a different ballgame, but when I was in eighth grade (it was a 6, 7, 8 school), I was friends with a seventh grader. Of course, she had a billion friends in eighth grade, too, but still...

[adurf]

OH NINE!!
...

yes, yes. '09. (=

freshman year was soo boring for me. people were soo immature and dumb.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Tsk. Hella smart. Im like rank 40 something. Lol.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Lol, No. 1.2k class.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Haha, I saw a ton of those posted. I wonder if people actually take that seriously. At my school, nobody really cares...

Yeah, it seemed to be that way. My freshman year wasn't dramatically different from any other, and to be quite honest, I doubt my senior year will either. I only deal with freshman at all during band, anyway

[sprezzatura]

My freshman year is pretty great. I have never been looked down by upperclassmen, and academically, it's easier than any other high school year.

I am gonna be a sophomore, which is a year which is the least noticable...you aren't fresh anymore, but not "totally experienced." It's like blank...

[*Libertie*]

Whoa, freshman are c/o '10 now? Holy crap. In comparison, I graduated in '05 and I'm here thinking I'm still pretty young..

[Shahin]

Just be yourselves...we got hella fake ass freshman comin in and im sure plenty of them are going to be put in their places.

[*ECD & C0*]

haHA i saw these all over lmao

I find it funny because every year, I heard, the freshmen get more and more slutty that one day they'll probably just go to school wearing nothing.

thats true

[amivicky]

My freshman year is pretty great. I have never been looked down by upperclassmen, and academically, it's easier than any other high school year.

I am gonna be a sophomore, which is a year which is the least noticable...you aren't fresh anymore, but not "totally experienced." It's like blank...

That's what it feels like for me, too. It's like the freshmen are the frest meat, and the juniors and seniors are pretty close friends...and, oh my goodness, it's the sophomores. The invisible grade.

I heard that sophomore year sucks. Aye yie yie.

[*I Shot JFK*]

pssh.

class of 'ten'.

and yes, my brain DID think class of 'oh ten'.

hmmph.

'07 baby.

at my school, people start in 6th grade, so by the time you reach 9th, you're halfway done anyway. so all that is irrelevant.

[Levy2k6]

The think you all have to remmember is that when you graduate from high school, you go into college or into the workforce..

07 becomes '11
08 becomes '12
09 becomes '13

so then again, you really shouldn't be laughing because at saying "class of '10" because the class of 06 is now the class of '10 and its an on going cycle.

[hi-C]

My freshman year in high school was great. See, my high school was new and we only had the first two grades (9th and 10th). We were all new in a way, we had no idea what to expect, so it was like we were all "freshmen." And because there weren't many of us, we were all kind of close.

[*digital.fragrance*]

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.

Oh yeah - Class of '07 pwns. Go Seniors!

I'm gonna bulletin this.

[*ECD & C0*]

i wish i didn't go to T-1

[BOOGERSHAHA]

too bad next year, they're going to say the exact same thing to the class of '11. "you're never going to be as hot as '10, '09, '08" yeah right. i think it's cute that some rising sophomores have big egos and look down on the rising frosh, except they're only one year older. "we were looked down on once so now we can look down on others!" yessssssssssss.

[crazeegirl411]

When I was a freshman, I knew a lot of upperclassmen, and they usually thought I was a sophomore or a junior, so they never treated me like I was lower than them. Now that I'm a sophomore, most people thought I was a junior. I mostly look down to freshmen that are incredibly immature, and that's A LOT. Running around in the courtyard chasing each other...jumping around, it's like, why not look down on them? They don't know anything.

But of course, there are exceptions. There are some really cool freshmen that actually act like they are here to work, not here to play in a playground.

Those things..I've always thought they were jokes. I mean, as a freshman are you really going to be afraid of being "trash-canned" or something? That's just weird. For me anyway...I never worried about that. I worried about making ANY friends, freshmen included.

Um, the only advice is, don't act immature. Then people would not treat you like a freshman because you don't act like one.

[SarahxJoy]

- You're "The Class of '10" haha... enough said.

That made me laugh.
It sounds funny to me.

Class of '08, woot.

[faded23]

07 socks my rocks!!

[technicolour]

Freshman are whores! These last group of freshmen..'09..I heard these guys talking and they were all if you want to get "some" then go to ___ at the freshman campus. It's so gross. Tramps



The lame phrase..0-8 don't hate! Wheeee! Gag me. Puhlease.

[xlilaznchickx]

hahaha!!!! freshmens....

[priyas]

some of this is actually true.

[*lolita kitty*]

Freshman are whores! These last group of freshmen..'09..I heard these guys talking and they were all if you want to get "some" then go to ___ at the freshman campus. It's so gross. Tramps
The lame phrase..0-8 don't hate! Wheeee! Gag me. Puhlease.

HAHA.

One of our district highschools used that phrase on their class t-shirts.

"Class of '08, don't hate!"

[AnnahhbeL]

'10!
double digits.
hahhhhhhhhhh.

[lito_mizz_may]

yeah even though I AM a freshman to be. not all of those things are true. not everyone hates you .. does it matter what class you are? your just classed by age pft and some people get kept back so thats why they know upperclassmen.


the main things i think should be aree..
Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule

Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

[Looow]

Freshmen do start a lot of drama. Haha.

At least at my school they did. Those A&F Laguna Beach looking girls


Hahaha & you guys the class of 10. whatt the fcuk.

You guys gon scream " TEN TEN TEN TEN" trying to throw up the symbol with your hands. how do you do that? lol

[xforgottenlove]

surprisingly, my freshman year was pretty nice :DD
probably cuhz i had quite a few upperclassmen friends ;D

i guess maybe it's cuhz i was one of the few freshmen who actually tried NOT to start drama.
the rest of the freshmen were so overly dramatic about their lives.. ahh they disgust me XD

as for the incoming freshmen.. that one line about not acting like you're older than you are is so effin true. ahh it disgusted me to see other freshmen acting that way.. mann they gave us freshmen a bad reputation ]:

lols and for the "CLASS of '10" thing... LOL hilarious ;D
mann am i lucky.. i'm the CLASS of '09 :DD

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Haha.....





TEN TEN TEN!!!

[crazeegirl411]

Haha.....

TEN TEN TEN!!!

rofl!

[smoke]

My freshman year was amazing. I guess because I had a ton of friends in every grade.

Class of 007!

[n_Oodles]

Freshmen year sucked for me. It wasn't cuz I was the lowest of the low, most people didn't know I was a freshman cuz I looked older. It was just really boring. 8th grade was so much fun, than freshmen year just blowed. All my friends got super lazy and never wanna hang out (including me) I hope sophomore year is something to look forward to..

[silver-rain]

At my school, no one really cared if you were a freshman unless you made obvious freshman moves. And, we have many clubs and teams at my school that often, freshman will befriend an upperclassman.
Freshman year was not bad for me, it was pretty good. It is the easiest year so you should learn to enjoy high school.

And, now that I'm a rising freshman to college, I'm a bit worried about how I'm going to handle all the work plus a social life. But, I'm really excited for it.

[pedophile]

Haha.....

TEN TEN TEN!!!

I don't think I'm annoying enough to be picked on.

Hopefully the freshmen at my school won't be those annoying wannabe gangsterish or Laguna Beach & A&F obsessed kids.

[sex]

I did good during my freshmen year. I was a 4.0 student but after that year I started to get lazy and got involved with other things hahaha.

[*Statistik*]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS


- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

[Shahin]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

Your the type of freshman that gets locked in the bathroom/stuffed in a locker. Whatever.

... ....

07 baby.

[pedophile]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.
^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..
This makes sense though. I mean, you shouldn't be trying to act older & stuff. That's just like trying to be someone you're not, which is annoying.

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.
^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..
Notice how they said to be cool. Sure, everyone trash talks, but talking trash to make yourself seem cool is just ridiculous.

[AngryBaby]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

YOU GET EM' JASON!

[Afrodisiac-aka-A...]

words of wisedom form the Kangster

[*Statistik*]

I still love you anthony, evan would rape you in jail

[xbloostarx]

O______________________________o

Help...?

[ghjgfkgfk]

what's SMFH stand for

[*Intoxique*]

< Incoming Freshman.
Heh, whatever. I am a good kid .
This year was so dramatic, us girls . I don't even know what to expect of next year. It's gonna be crazy gosh. If you put girls in a room together, your gonna get drama for sure.

Class of '10. That sounds stupid. I like class of '08.

[*I Shot JFK*]

im becomin high school freshman .. this nothing but BS
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

^Tell me who said that so I can go f**k him up ..

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

^one dumbass kid must've created this whole bullshit up .. trash talkin is a way of life, sometimes you gotta do it ..

--PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

^f**k up boy, people dress how they like to dress, you can't stop them, dress however you want, i wouldn't care. this shit is ridiculous. SMFH

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

^...lmao so you tellin me YOU HAVE TO BE COO WITH THE PEEPS IN YOUR GRADE ONLY?? so if im freshmen, I can't have friends that are sophomore and a few that are junior?? someone rip this dude up lmfao .. total non-sense, I know this is a joke, but it's still BS someone delete this thread .. case solved

3) You Are annoying.

^Yeah ok I wonder who the hell this is comin from ..

and JUST when we were eginning to doubt, jason turns up to prove all points nicely.

kudos, kiddy.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Well, he never fails to entertain.

[*I Shot JFK*]

mmm.

its kinda like watching a clown fall over.

funny, but you're not sure why...

[*Statistik*]

mmm.

its kinda like watching a clown fall over.

funny, but you're not sure why...

While this person fails to entertain us.

Your face.

[*I Shot JFK*]

and behold, they were dazzled by his wit.

then they threw sticks.

[*Statistik*]

and behold, they were dazzled by his wit.

then they threw sticks.

Afhgsazhfwh ...



Let the picture speak ..

[NatiMarie]

Yes...Freshmen do get a little overconfident.
=P

Har, good luck Freshies.

[Jeng]

lil freshman.ILL EAT YOU.











just kidding.

[*I Shot JFK*]

Afhgsazhfwh ...



Let the picture speak ..

why let the picture speak, though?

cant you say something clever?

im still better looking than you, anyway, so i wouldnt wonder too far down that path.

[Jeng]

lolol james x;









dont be so mean.

[*I Shot JFK*]

why?

not my fault he opens himself up to it.

lol. easy sport.

[*Statistik*]

why let the picture speak, though?

cant you say something clever?

im still better looking than you, anyway, so i wouldnt wonder too far down that path.

^Hmm, yeah that's good looking.




No. YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRL WITH THAT FACE OMFG I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT YOU ARE SO f**king UGLY, SURE I MIGHT NOT BE GOOD LOOKING TO BE HONEST, BUT WITH THAT KIND OF FACE, THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN .. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU REMIND ME OF? AN ELF .. LOL .. DAMN NOSE IS TRIANGULAR .. THIS UK LIVING GUY SAYS HE'S GOOD LOOKING .. HAHAHA .. SIGH .. you should be a new mascot for america's new makeover I'm really really sorry .. ridiculous ..

sorry, I just laughed so hard when I saw that picture. OMFG.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

My freshman year was GREAT. And my freshman year pretty much contradicts your advice. I truly was friends with a LOOOT of people. My 3 best friends were 2 juniors and a sophomore all of whom were considered the popular kids. I dressed in baggy jeans and girly shirts or girl pants and guy shirts. I wore hoops, if that's what you're referring to as bracelets in the ears, but so did pretty much everybody else, if you weren't wearing regular studs or pretty chandelier things. I also slicked my bangs to my face ( but not anymore though,. takes too much time and im lazy ) The freshman class at my school had status like the juniors. The sophmores were hated and the seniors were just cool no matter who they kicked it with how they dressed or what they did because they were all more or less friendly. Im actually mistaken for a junior a LOT, so i guess freshman wasnt written all over me, and I've been with boys older than me.

(: Yuup.

[*I Shot JFK*]

sigh...

jason, that argument STILL doesnt achieve anything...

ah well. what does it matter when i will apparently be living a life of celibacy with a bag over my head, eh?

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Heh. I was with you when you bought that shirt.

Jason...ah. Remind me, why were we not supposed to be mean to him, again? He really just invites it.

[*I Shot JFK*]

im also wearing that shirt right now, as it happens.

oh, and those jeans. but with a belt.

what a coinicidence.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Hm, how funny. Have you sufficiently outgrown the horrid yellow one, by the way?

[*I Shot JFK*]

i dont know, i havent worn it for years. i dont think iv eout grown so much as stopped wearing it, because my grey crab shack t-shirt still fits. although it is tight. bu ti refuse to throw it out, as i love it.

much as i would love to converse in this thread, i have to go, as there is an interesting documentary abou tpolygamous mormon sects about to start. should be a laugh riot.

ttyl.

[AngryBaby]

stop spamming. you're ruing my cb experience

[*Statistik*]

Your the type of freshman that gets locked in the bathroom/stuffed in a locker. Whatever.

... ....

07 baby.

Let's wait until September.

Evan-awwww

[*suddenly she*]

i loved freshman year, thanks. :)

i almost expected it to be a disaster since my brother was going to be a junior. he was the "freshman hater" of the school, but in a totally joking way - he wouldn't call the freshmen by their names and just called them all freshmen.

when i started my year at school it was... completely different? my close friends ended up being upperclassmen, including my boyfriend. when my other friends were in their freshman year, they were all like "omgsh there's so much homework and we have quizzes and tests every day and homework on weekends" but it's seriously not that bad... the worst thing that happened to me was a twenty-page paper i finished in a couple days (i ended up staying up until five or so with friends writing).

the general rule with freshman year: don't be an immature idiot.

[TaintedDesires]

I thought freshman year was ok. I liked sophmore year better. I had classes with the upperclassmen and it was fun. My advice to you incoming freshman: Try as many things as possible because later, you're not going to be able to do them.