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 May 24 2004, 11:38 PM
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 Feeel X  Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498  |
-I didn't make the commentaries-
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (omg!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) |
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May 24 2004, 11:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Hahahaha, that's great
 I love those
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May 25 2004, 10:37 AM
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interesting stuff
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May 25 2004, 10:45 AM
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 - kuupi! ♥- Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,148 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 25 2004, 12:38 AM) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") Mwahahahahhahahahaha.  *gigglesnort* 
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May 25 2004, 11:40 AM
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 its_a_bird Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,637 |
hahahahha funnny!!!!!!.... really> cat's urine glow under black light??? really?? mayb i should try that som other day.. get a black light and tell a cat to urinate.. hahahhaha
anyways,... good stuff! |
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May 25 2004, 11:58 AM
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Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day. Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?  - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 25 2004, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?) im left handed!  haha anyways those were great! lol |
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May 25 2004, 01:08 PM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
i also wanna be a pig
dear god.. make me a pig in my next life |
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May 25 2004, 01:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM) Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion. 30min orgasms 50 times a day. Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares? - Chinkieeyedpnoi its your new species jose, and mos of all The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue hmm...isnt that u 2 jose? dont you use it a lot thats how it gets stronger.... 
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May 25 2004, 01:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
oo, i read this a year ago. really funny stuff
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May 25 2004, 01:44 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funni yet interesting at da same time
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May 25 2004, 08:54 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
Haha, did you provide the little commentaries or were they already there?
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May 25 2004, 10:35 PM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM) Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion. 30min orgasms 50 times a day. Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares? - Chinkieeyedpnoi pig-lion. wow that would be awesome. gina - nope, they came with it. but still i want to be pig! |
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May 27 2004, 01:16 AM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
lol. that is so weird and so funny. i think when i grow up, i wanna be one fourth human, one fourth dolphin, one fourth pig, and one fourth lion. lol. maybe part panda. i duno know why. it was just the first animal that popped to mind.
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May 27 2004, 07:29 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
i think i knew all of these already. but's it's still funny to read them again! lol
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Jun 15 2004, 03:56 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
I'm fat.. * bangs head against the wall..
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Jun 15 2004, 04:17 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
that is funny!!!!
a pig oragnsm last 30 minutes?  whoa!!!!
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Jun 15 2004, 04:51 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
An orgasm that lasts for thirty minutes?
Weird but okay. Lmao. These are hilarious.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:04 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
wow these are good facts, how hard do i need to bang my head against the wall? hahaha
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Jun 15 2004, 08:43 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
omg that's great!
*starts banging head against wall* am i losing weight yet?! |
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Jun 15 2004, 10:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. really? thought it'd be something else... |
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Jun 16 2004, 12:32 AM
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woah ahahahahah
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Jun 16 2004, 01:42 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
lols, interesting! hahas....
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Jun 16 2004, 02:06 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
QUOTE Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. OMG ahahahaha i cant stop laughing xPP
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Jun 16 2004, 04:48 PM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
wow! interesting facts!
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Jun 16 2004, 04:56 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
30 minutes?! No wonder they don't care about anything else...pfft. I wouldn't.
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Jun 16 2004, 10:37 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i love your little comments after the fact. those are good
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Jun 17 2004, 07:40 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
haha very funny
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Jun 29 2004, 09:12 AM
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 jesus freak Group: Member Posts: 378 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,748 |
hahaha. got this from an e-mail long before. lol. yah, funny but true.
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Jul 27 2004, 08:29 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
whoa .. very interesting lol .
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Jul 27 2004, 11:44 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 9:38 PM) -I didn't make the commentaries- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (omg!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) i knew everything except those |
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Jul 28 2004, 02:20 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
haha..i wanna be a pig next life too!!!
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Jul 28 2004, 09:44 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
none of them r funnie, I wasnt laughing heh sorri
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Jul 28 2004, 10:05 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
wait.. if humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure then how do are we able to tell if the dolphins are really having sex for pleasure or jus cuz they wanna mate???
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Jul 28 2004, 10:19 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
oh boy.....lol
QUOTE The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. I knew that already! |
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Jul 28 2004, 10:50 PM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
ummm....yeea....alot of useful information o_O
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Jul 30 2004, 10:02 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
lol, where'd u get all that stuff???
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Jul 31 2004, 09:30 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
QUOTE Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) haha...those made me laugh!!! |
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Jul 31 2004, 10:05 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha wow...
never knew some of those... lol maybe i'll tell them to my friends one day~
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Aug 1 2004, 02:56 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
o_O interesting
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Aug 3 2004, 11:35 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
thats why dolphins are almost as smart as humans. it'd be fun to be a pig... 30 minutes.... i mean wowsorsz.... and i thnk i know why the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body
 QUOTE The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. umm.... okay, most humans like it kinda rough and wild and all, but i dont think we'd rip the guys head off... i mean whoa, i feel sorry for that thing. |
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Aug 6 2004, 10:15 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, those were very interesting facts!
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Aug 7 2004, 12:33 AM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Wow! That's very educational and interesting!
Poor mantis...has to get his head ripped off... |
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Aug 7 2004, 01:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LOL LMAO well iunno, the facts aren't funni, its the commentaries that crack me up
"wat about the pig?" lol lmao |
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Aug 9 2004, 05:34 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
At least now, I can go tell my lefty friends that I'll live longer than them. Hehe. Joy is restored in my life.
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Aug 9 2004, 09:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) that was the funniest of all lmao |
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Aug 14 2004, 11:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao "wat about the pig?
and "if they switch they'll live longer" lmfao! |
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Aug 14 2004, 11:50 PM
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 ∙+∙o.OJadeyO.o∙+∙ Group: Member Posts: 27 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,281 |
haha goOod stuff!
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