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| *AngelicEyz00* |
 Jun 22 2006, 04:39 PM
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It's been well over a year since I have written a sonnet here on createblog. Here are my other sonnets:
Oh Dearest Ariel Oh Dearest Jose The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter. Oh Dearest Evan This sonnet goes out to this guy, Evan; I met him on cB the other day. When I look at his pic, I'm in heaven, He looks like Nick Cannon, only not gay. Evan is one of the biggest spammers, He always posts up bullshit on cB. When I read his shit, I grab my hammers, And hit my head, until it makes me pee. Evan and I have become good buddies, Although he thinks that he can pimp-slap me. I told him that I would get my hubby's ass to go and beat him up for me. So Evan, this sonnet has been for you, But it must end 'cause I have to go poo. [bows] |
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Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
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This sucks.
Vbecause you love poo |
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Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
i love the last part when you go poo
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Jun 22 2006, 04:41 PM
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*snaps fingers* kudos kudos...
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 22 2006, 04:51 PM
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Thank you thank you
[bows] Where the hell is Evan?! |
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Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
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here!
absolutely beautiful lol. |
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Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
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Me, or the sonnet?
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Jun 22 2006, 04:59 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol nice
and both! |
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Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
*tear* That was so..sweet.
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Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:57 PM)  Me, or the sonnet? oh i was talking to myself, sorry. =D the sonnet, and you, are Hot. not as hot as me.....but hot. =D thank you elbaaaa |
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Jun 22 2006, 05:04 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
^That fried chicken in your signature is hotter than you, though.
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Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
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ooh i just got burned
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Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
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Yeah the fried chicken is hotter.
Thanks guys. I would also like to thank everyone in the chat for helping me find rhyming words 
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Jun 22 2006, 05:10 PM
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i wanna know who helped you, so i can pimp slap em' all, then kiss them
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Jun 22 2006, 05:24 PM
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Rico, Suzette, Christine... hmm... lots of people in the chat. You wouldn't know cause you're not on AIM.
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Jun 22 2006, 07:28 PM
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ill have to thank them for comming up with such....beautiful words haha.
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Jun 22 2006, 07:34 PM
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They only came up with heaven and hubbys
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Jun 22 2006, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM) [bows]  Hey thats my move.
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Jun 22 2006, 09:53 PM
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It looks better on me
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Jun 22 2006, 10:45 PM
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Ahaha I like the hammer & pee part.
I remember the Ariel one. I loved that one. |
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Jun 23 2006, 05:54 PM
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2nd stanza is great. The hammers=awesome.
Wayyy cute. |
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Jun 27 2006, 03:28 AM
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 um that was amusing, much
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Jun 30 2006, 07:55 PM
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 Wanna Get PWNed?!?! Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 431,906 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM) It's been well over a year since I have written a sonnet here on createblog. Here are my other sonnets: Oh Dearest Ariel Oh Dearest Jose The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter. Oh Dearest Evan This sonnet goes out to this guy, Evan; I met him on cB the other day. When I look at his pic, I'm in heaven, He looks like Nick Cannon, only not gay. Evan is one of the biggest spammers, He always posts up bullshit on cB. When I read his shit, I grab my hammers, And hit my head, until it makes me pee. Evan and I have become good buddies, Although he thinks that he can pimp-slap me. I told him that I would get my hubby's ass to go and beat him up for me. So Evan, this sonnet has been for you, But it must end 'cause I have to go poo. [bows] f**king elba your lame like fame, im telling mom! girls dont poop |
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Sep 2 2006, 05:34 PM
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Sep 14 2006, 08:55 AM
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haha! good job?
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Jan 6 2007, 10:26 PM
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ha ha! amazing
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Jan 20 2007, 11:06 PM
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haha this is hilarious
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