ahhhg this is freaking annoying, why the hell won't the navy leave me alone Options

[sadolakced acid]

they're calling me, emailing me, mailing me, everything short of sending people to my house, which i think may happen soon.

so they want to pay my way through college and then join the navy.

hell, do i sound patriotic? do i want to go off and fight a foriegn war for an idiot i don't respect?

i even get seasick.

and with my eyesight i would never be allowed into combat.

yet, they persist on bothering me.

i've unsubscribed from thier list ("this will immediately remove you from our mailing list") a few times now.

and still it keeps coming.

you know what, i may just take it. and the first day of service, i'll tell my CO that i'm gay.

then i'm out. free college, don't have to serve.

they'd probably make me pay for the college then. and then i could sue, and it would be grand.

ehhh. if only they would stop bothering me.

[*This Confession*]

haha.

Just block them from your mailing lists. Be nice to see you tell them your gay. Then you would aparently have a mental disorder. 0_O


tell them all your problems.

[sadolakced acid]

oh crap.

they might stick me in some sort of testing.

probably try to beat it out of me.

[doork]

^2x LOL.
Yeah, tell them you`re gay.

[*This Confession*]

then come back and tell everyone not to be gay and ever go in to those things. They wouldn't do anything to bad. 0_O
you would hope.

[marzipan]

Just block them from your mailing lists. Be nice to see you tell them your gay. Then you would aparently have a mental disorder. 0_O

call the people, yell at them, and tell them to stop calling and badgering you!

[sadolakced acid]

ehhh

they'd probably be like

"i like his fighting spirit... let's get him!"

[pshaa.shauna]

ROTF!

How did they get your contact information in the first place?

[marzipan]

do it anyway. they can't force you. it's your choice.

[*This Confession*]

Yell at them
haha
that would be funny.
They would probably sit there and apologize.
And then if you kept going and going and complaining. It would be rather funny if they hung up on you.

[sadolakced acid]

i believe i made the mistake of checking "i would like to recieve information from colleges" when i took the PSAT.

DON"T DO THAT PEOPLE!

although, i must say, the amount of snail mail i've received has vastly inflated my ego.

[marzipan]

[sadolakced acid]

i'm going to ahve a box packed full of college mail by next year if this keeps up.

i mean, harvard even sent me an application. and i'll tell you, that's pretty ego-inflating. even if i do hate harvard.

[pshaa.shauna]

That would be very ego-inflating. You should make paper cranes out of the papers the navy sends you, if you make 1000 you get a wish!

[*Programmer*]

tell them no. simply ask them to take you off there list. and that should be the end of it.

[Retrogressive]

I once gave Neopets my real address...


We still get loads of snail mail for Cessitta Roura.

[marzipan]

You should make paper cranes out of the papers the navy sends you, if you make 1000 you get a wish!

oo, i'm going to do that. i love making cranes.

^ you gave neopets your address? why?

[technicolour]

Ah, yes. The navy. They like to harass people. A lot. We came very close to cussingout the damn recruitment officer who kept calling.

[Gypsy Eyes]

Actually highschools normally give the navy/army certain information.

My very gay friend went up to them when they came to our school and said "Hey hunni! Is it ok to be a little frisky when you join the army?" They guy gave him a weird look and my friend gave him a huge and a dramatic kiss on the cheek and screamed "Cause good sweetie pie I'm gay!"

Funniest thing ever

[*ECD & C0*]

you know what, i may just take it. and the first day of service, i'll tell my CO that i'm gay.

lmao thats what i would do

[The Nocturnal Ph...]

Prank call the navy offices each day, from the same phone number, maybe they'll get the hint.

if that doesn't work, go with the most popular solution in this topic. Tell them you're gay. XD

[sadolakced acid]

i've unsubscribed from thier list ("this will immediately remove you from our mailing list") a few times now.

tell them no. simply ask them to take you off there list. and that should be the end of it.

[Skyline Drive]

They called me too. Except I didn't subscribe to any list.

The guy kept trying to talk to me even after I told him I was going to college and it was a sure
thing considered I was already enrolled in my classes.. and everything. Geez.

[pshaa.shauna]

Rico can't read Justin.

[xXYouMeBedNowXx]

Thank God I'm not eligible.

EDIT
Would that be a paradox?

[Retrogressive]

oo, i'm going to do that. i love making cranes.

^ you gave neopets your address? why?

....it says to... I WAS TWELVE

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Actually highschools normally give the navy/army certain information.

My very gay friend went up to them when they came to our school and said "Hey hunni! Is it ok to be a little frisky when you join the army?" They guy gave him a weird look and my friend gave him a huge and a dramatic kiss on the cheek and screamed "Cause good sweetie pie I'm gay!"

Funniest thing ever

Hahahaha, that's great!

I gave them a wrong phone number when I took the ASVAB...

[snak3y3z1001]

just block them.
lol about the whole "gonna use the gay card to get out" wont really work. why? cause in order to discharge for being a homosexual is by proving it, which i honestly dont understand btw you cant sue the military because they're not paying for your tuition.