Advice by Steve., Not exactly the best profession, but I thought I'd put the offer o |
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 Jun 7 2006, 11:56 AM
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 z0mbie.  Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 419,207  |
Ask me anything. I'm pretty much knowledgeable in all topics. Got a problem? Lemme handle it.
People, c'mon. I'm not gonna hurt ya. :) That's what I'm here for, is to help you all. I think? |
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Jun 7 2006, 12:18 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
Hi Steve.
My name's Michael. The planet's been struck by a worldwide plague that is manufacturing flesh-eating zombies. The last few remaining people are stuck in this shopping mall with me. We're running out of Doritos and Pepsi, and those prick zombies are breaking into the mall. I'd appreciate your insight as soon as possible. |
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Jun 7 2006, 12:22 PM
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z0mbie. Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 419,207 |
Well, if you're in a mall, there's most likely a bookstore around. Go, and find a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks. If you can't find one, or there is no bookstore available at the moment, move to, if available, the second floor of the mall. But first, get together first aide supplies, food, and of course, your few surviving friends. Post the strongest at the top of the already barricaded stairs/escalators, and keep watch TWENTYFOUR/SEVEN.
:) I'm not as dumb as I look, you know. |
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Jun 7 2006, 12:28 PM
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We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
I suppose I should have mentioned that the zombie population is constantly growing, and they're wearing down the entrances of the mall. There are only so many Doritos in a mall, and band-aids won't really help when your limbs are getting ripped off.
 Gotta go, they just broke through the fire exit. |
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Jun 7 2006, 12:30 PM
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z0mbie. Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 419,207 |
See, if you had been smart enough in the first place, you'd have known not to go to the mall. You're supposed to go to a big-box retailer like Wal-Mart, or K-Mart.(Walmart is better). Less doors than a mall, more supplies, etc. And practically your own farm with the home and garden center.
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Jun 7 2006, 12:36 PM
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We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
I guess you haven't seen the remake of Dawn of the Dead.
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Jun 7 2006, 12:56 PM
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z0mbie. Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 419,207 |
yes, i have. but notice how the dead eventually got in? and why they left in the first place? ving rhames even says that it won't last long. :)
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Jun 7 2006, 02:53 PM
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I need help getting my son back.
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Jun 7 2006, 03:41 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
Target>walmart>k-mart
unless maybe it's a wal mart supercenter, cuz those are ginormous. |
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Jun 7 2006, 04:48 PM
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I need some help, LCD or CRT for CS?
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Jun 7 2006, 06:07 PM
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 Im cool. You're cool. We're all cool. Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,617 |
QUOTE(Tasha ate the dog. @ Jun 7 2006, 12:30 PM)  See, if you had been smart enough in the first place, you'd have known not to go to the mall. You're supposed to go to a big-box retailer like Wal-Mart, or K-Mart.(Walmart is better). Less doors than a mall, more supplies, etc. And practically your own farm with the home and garden center. Target has bacon =] I like bacon....WHAT IF THE ZOMBIES EAT ALL THE BACON>! DAMN THEM T__T |
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Jun 8 2006, 10:24 PM
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Hi, I have a problem. Fix it.
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Jun 8 2006, 11:34 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 419,505 |
Me penis doesn't work. Fix it
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