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post May 28 2006, 07:55 AM
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hey all (well, guys)...
well i kinda need help but i've got a bent penis...and is there anything i can do to straighten it back out? is sex possible with a bent penis?
plz help me out. thx.
 
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post May 28 2006, 08:41 AM
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Well now you can reach those hard to get spots. Just kidding, but what do you mean by "Bent penis?"
 
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post May 28 2006, 11:50 AM
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^yeah. what do you mean?
ok, so what. I'm a girl. ph34r.gif
 
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post May 28 2006, 12:09 PM
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post May 28 2006, 05:36 PM
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oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.
 
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post May 28 2006, 06:45 PM
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It's perfectly normal.

Nobody's ever really gonna notice, anyways. wink.gif
 
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post May 28 2006, 06:47 PM
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long as you can aim it you'll be ok kid. don't lose sleep over it.
 
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post May 28 2006, 09:32 PM
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Yea it's normal...don't worry
 
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post May 29 2006, 12:35 AM
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ive never seen a guy with a perfecly straight penis? well except...
 
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post May 29 2006, 08:09 AM
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its probably because its not erect..?
 
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post May 29 2006, 09:45 AM
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most guys' penises curve a bit...
 
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post May 29 2006, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 AM) *
its probably because its not erect..?

ROFL WINNER
 
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post May 29 2006, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 1:09 PM) *
ohmygod *runs away*


I bet Jeff has a bent penis too. wink.gif

QUOTE(waccoon @ May 28 2006, 7:45 PM) *
It's perfectly normal.

Nobody's ever really gonna notice, anyways. wink.gif


Well, hopefully you don't run around pantless. I wouldn't worry over a silly thing like a bent penis.
 
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post May 30 2006, 11:46 PM
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dont worry. most penis are suppose to be a bit bent. if you have a perfectly straight penis THEN its kinda wird. dont worry, the female P**sy is pretty flexable so it can accomidate your d**k no problem.it mite be a big awkward for your partner to see it at first if shes new to that kind of thing, but you guys will realize its not a big problem at all
 
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post Jun 1 2006, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) *
oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.


QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 12:09 PM) *
ohmygod *runs away*



wow you guys... that's so mean.

hey just don't worry about it. as most people here have said, most dicks aren't like yardstick straight but bent to a certain extent so it's no big. but if it's grown super bent then there isn't much you can do about it cuz you only grow it once. it's like a spinal cord basically, you can't change it once it's cemented into growth.

but theoretically, even if it's bent, you can still have sex normally. even when erect you can still twist and bend it straight to a certain extent. but if you haven't stopped growing yet, then don't worry about it.
 
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post Jun 2 2006, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 PM) *
its probably because its not erect..?

when it is erect it's bent...
by saying 'bent', i mean that when my penis is erect it bends at about 30 degrees to the left...didn't measure it but it's about that much.

plz dont post negative comments here. thx.
for those who do, go to hell.
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 01:39 AM
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how do i straighten it back out?
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 03:15 AM
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Dude, don't worry about it. It's normal.

Ish...Either way your not going to be able to straighten out your cock.
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 06:15 AM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 2 2006, 11:39 PM) *
how do i straighten it back out?


surgery.
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 04:05 PM
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Its normal, some have it straight forward, others have it to the sides. I dont think you can do anything about it. You can always masturbate at an angle.
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 08:36 PM
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you can try using a hammer.

or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 08:48 PM
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welp, i guess your just a freak
 
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post Jun 3 2006, 09:44 PM
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What is the big damn deal? Who is going to notice besides you and your bedmate? Your bedmate shouldn't care if you two are that intimate and close. It's not like the whole world will see.
 
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post Jun 4 2006, 08:00 PM
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^exactly what i was going to say.
except i was going to add
if you really think sex would help it go try it and see for yourself.
 
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post Jun 4 2006, 09:20 PM
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you know
a penis can be broken
no joke
if it is needs surgery
but i doubt yours needs surgery
cuz it would be swollen and shyt
 
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post Jun 6 2006, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 6:36 PM) *
oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.

The first thing I did when i read, "Bent Penis," I just started cracking up.
 
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post Jun 6 2006, 06:45 AM
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QUOTE(Chii @ Jun 3 2006, 9:44 PM) *
What is the big damn deal? Who is going to notice besides you and your bedmate? Your bedmate shouldn't care if you two are that intimate and close. It's not like the whole world will see.



lol well now the whole NET knows hahahhaaha he has a bent penis hahahaha

is it shaped like this?: L laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 6 2006, 08:01 AM
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F U C K!!!
god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it!
god damn createblog. f u c k createblog!
 
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post Jun 8 2006, 07:46 PM
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you can try using a hammer.

or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then


LMAO
 
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post Jun 8 2006, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 3 2006, 9:36 PM) *
you can try using a hammer.

or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then


My goodness.
 
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post Jun 8 2006, 10:34 PM
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umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicular reigon as a child, and it swelled creating scar tissue, making it bend a little...its normal.
 
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post Jun 8 2006, 10:41 PM
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Your penis is lacking sex, that's why.
 
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post Jun 12 2006, 06:29 PM
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post Jun 14 2006, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) *
oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.


I am like falling off my chair laughing. Okay, give the kid some help. He's got a bent penis.
 
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post Jun 14 2006, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 9:01 AM) *
F U C K!!!
god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it!
god damn createblog. f u c k createblog!


k... um... you guys took it way to far

here:

look, most guys have bent dicks, i'll just in the boat wit you.. my dick is bent too, but i mean its not a 90' angle or anything... its more like a 30' curve... some guys are more curved than others. Just chill, you know. It's no big deal, when you get that fish into your bed just give it to her good.
 
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post Jun 15 2006, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 3 2006, 8:39 AM) *
how do i straighten it back out?



QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Jun 3 2006, 1:15 PM) *
surgery.



QUOTE(Hiroki Sugimura @ Jun 3 2006, 11:05 PM) *
Its normal, some have it straight forward, others have it to the sides. I dont think you can do anything about it. You can always masturbate at an angle.



QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 4 2006, 3:36 AM) *
you can try using a hammer.

or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then



QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jun 6 2006, 7:35 AM) *
The first thing I did when i read, "Bent Penis," I just started cracking up.



QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 6 2006, 1:45 PM) *
lol well now the whole NET knows hahahhaaha he has a bent penis hahahaha

is it shaped like this?: L laugh.gif



QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 3:01 PM) *
F U C K!!!
god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it!
god damn createblog. f u c k createblog!



QUOTE(lumpy @ Jun 9 2006, 5:34 AM) *
umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicular reigon as a child, and it swelled creating scar tissue, making it bend a little...its normal.



QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Jun 15 2006, 2:15 AM) *
I am like falling off my chair laughing. Okay, give the kid some help. He's got a bent penis.


LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best posts EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA... loool.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2006, 10:59 AM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) *
oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.

lmfao. x2.
 
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post Jun 18 2006, 12:13 PM
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So much for the guys only thing. Lol.
Next time, mark it "How to find nude pictures of angelina jolie" and it might work.

As for the bent penis thing... I don't think there's any helping it.. Just.. Walk around with a remote in your hand all day so you don't get tempted.

Trust me, It works.

Lmao J.k.

But seriously... Which way is it bent? Upwards, down, left, right, diagonal?
 
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post Jun 18 2006, 12:23 PM
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I just keep imagining a nice 90 degree bend.
Right angle dick. XD.gif

Dude, I can turn to the side and piss in a urinal to my left. stubborn.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2006, 12:38 PM
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Don't sweat it, kid. These things happen and you're not the first guy to have a crooked penis.
 
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post Jun 18 2006, 12:39 PM
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^That comment is so nice. Lol. Except.. if he has a bent penis, he's not a kid.
 
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My boyfriend has a bent penis. mellow.gif

Bent penises pride!
 
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