The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! Options

[doom_diver]

For me, it was my chemistry teacher. We were talking about the 4 types of oxides and we reached amphoteric oxides. We didn't get it so he made some examples, "You know, those people with the male organ and the female organ, you know that kind of stuff and amphoteric oxides are like that, acting like a basic and acidic oxide."

We all started to laugh and out of nowhere, he said "They do themselves!........" We laughed even harder after that and the class ended with craziness

Well, share it with us!

[Gypsy Eyes]

Awhile ago when I was in earth science we were doing a rock lab involving hardness and cleavage and things of that nature. This was an honors class, so everyone was pretty serious. Our teacher kept cracking up and was gettin so frustrated because we didn't know why. It turns out the lab was on page 69. After that we spent the entire double period talking about it. It was pretty funny

[*Weird addiction*]

OOooh, my religion teacher didn't know what a "P**sy" was. Actually it all happened in french (P**sy=chatte in french):

Teacher: I went to a shop and someone told me that her "P**sy" disturbs her a lot and if I had any solution.
My teacher proposed: put your P**sy (pussycat) on your shoulder or lock it up in a room.
The woman started laughing, so my religion teacher asked us why she was laughing.
Ok, it's not funny to you but BWAHHHHAAHAHA. He seriously DIDN'T know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. When he told him, he was RED. He's black, so imagine. He was really red. Oh God, I'm laughing.

This happened last tuesday, we have him once a week, I can't wait till next tuesday! HAHA.

[EddieV]

^ Wow that's amazing, I have to think about mine though.

[doom_diver]

Hehehe, on adore français, non?

Another funny thing happened in my class. We were having spanish class and the teacher asked a girl how to say "To be embarassed" She never paid attention and already forgot the vocab from 5 mins ago. She then tried to make something up "Estar........ embarazada?"

You will laugh if you understand spanish

[*Weird addiction*]

Je vais dans une école francophone mais je n'adore pas du tout le français.

[doom_diver]

You are really good in french, i learnt french for 5 years and dont even know how to say "To be embarassed"

Pourquoi vous n'aimez pas français?

[*This Confession*]

stfu?

it was rather funny.

[*Weird addiction*]

You are really good in french, i learnt french for 5 years and dont even know how to say "To be embarassed"

Pourquoi vous n'aimez pas français?

I'm good because I live in the French part of Belgium. Anyways, je n'aime pas prononcer "r". C'est horrible. C'est moche. C'est une très très moche langue. Désolée.

[nothing_plus_thi...]

oh. i've lots of these.

8th grade -- my math teacher /homeroom teacher threw her teacher's book across the room and threw a piece of chalk at someone's head. and then she cried.

8th grade -- a substitute slapped me across the face. he was a sub in gym. the bell rang. i told him we had to go change into our street clothes again. he got all red in the face and slapped me.

9th grade -- my science teacher gave me permission to beat a girl up. she was snapping her gum to just to annoy me. and playing with her water bottle. he took her water bottle and therw it out the window. i threw a shoe at her. he and i laughed. she got upset.

10 grade -- my law teacher took us on a field trip and decided he didn't want to go back to the school. so since we all took different vehicles, we went cruising around. he and the girl i was riding with got into a "high speed chase" with each other. he rode through some bushes to get away from her. and a red light. it was priceless. he was in a fancy little convertible.

12th grade -- honours english. the same teacher as above. launched us into an 80 minute long conversation about our sex lives. and monkeys. and onions. it was the most bizarre and awkward thing i've ever participated in.

10th grade -- my psych. teacher flipped out on the classroom clock. it was malfunctioning. so he took a stick and knocked it off the wall. and then acted like nothing happened.

11th grade -- my english teacher threw a pen at my head. i won a contest and started fighting with him about how there was no prize. and i so deserved a prize. so he ran to his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at my head. i loved that teacher. he also threatened on several occasions to lock me in the supply cabinet because i talked too much.

[technicolour]

In my Geometry class we were all saying crap because every BOMBED a test...and then my teacher told us to stop and then she said "Well, how do you like that bullsh_t". We were all stunned, because, this was not a teacher who would do that. Oh well, she was a b_tch anyways.

[*jooleeah*]

Hm. I've got a couple but they're not nearly as funny as a couple of yours...

One of my math teachers got really pissed off because this teacher that had used her classroom before her kept on stealing her markers. One day, she got really angry and came in and said "I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS". It was pretty funny, cause she's definitely not someone you would expect to say that.

My history teacher threatened to take this one girl that talked too much and throw her in the trashcan [it was a rather large trashcan]. He actually picked her up and almost put her in it. Pretty funny.

[*Libertie*]

When I was in seventh grade, I had a science teacher who was nearly blind.. We stacked a few desks on top of each other and I climbed up to and put an apple on top of one of the ceiling tiles just over her desk (I was elected, they figured I was small enough that I wouldn't sent the tower of desks crashing down). A couple days later, it rotted and smelled AWFUL. She kept complaining and had no idea what it was. We actually had to have class in the auditorium for a few days while people were in there trying to figure it out.

But yeah, we did this ALL right in front of her. She just continued to stare forward. There were other things as well, but we know she wasn't just a pushover or anything because when she DID catch stuff like this she got super pissed.

[Retrogressive]

When I was going to a Christian school I took the worst art II class in history. My art teacher was incredibly strict and she never taught us anything. One day a friend of mine sat beside me in class and she asked if that was his seat. He said, "Yes........." She said, "You are a liar." We all got very silent then she said, "And liars go to hell." Then she finally made him go sit in his own seat. It was a joke with our art class for the rest of the year.

[*jooleeah*]

^Damn, Suzette. What are those teachers doing at Lassiter?

Well, I didn't know these things counted too.

Child porn images found on principal's computer:
Fulton County school officials have begun proceedings to dismiss a principal accused of child molestation, after they found pornographic images of children on his work computer. Michael Wayne Fox, 54, principal of Spalding Drive Elementary School, was arrested for allegedly molesting a 12-year-old boy last Saturday in a Northlake Mall restroom.

^My elementary school principal. Gross.

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/ber...ure.asp?id=5667
^Yeah, this guy was my sixth grade teacher. He's a tutor now, though.

[AnnahhbeL]

My teacher strangled my classmate.

[-sincerely]

It's the only thing I can think of, but we had a sub just like Dr. Phil. Same looks, and as my friend says: same bald spots, same wrinkles, same ties, same voice, same motions. She asked this kid to blurt out during class if he's related to Dr. Phil, and he did. It was hilarious.

[xosteffanator]

^Damn, Suzette. What are those teachers doing at Lassiter?

Well, I didn't know these things counted too.
^My elementary school principal. Gross.

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/ber...ure.asp?id=5667
^Yeah, this guy was my sixth grade teacher. He's a tutor now, though.

spalding drive?
wow you live really close to me, i used to go to river eves.

[*salcha*]

"The derivative of sex over x....I MEAN SIX"

I love my math teacher.

[*Ox_Su`Zie*]

One time in like the fourth grade one of my teachers miss matos got into a fist fight with a lunch lady because the lady spilled steamed vegetables on her new 80.00$ shirt that she was wearing to a wedding after school. that was funny. The lunch ladie got fired HAHAHAHA

[*jooleeah*]

spalding drive?
wow you live really close to me, i used to go to river eves.

Well, I only went to that elementary school for a couple of months. Then, I moved.

Maybe it's not the same Spalding Drive, cause I've never heard of River Eves. So...where do you live? Do you live in Georgia?

[marzipan]

One time in like the fourth grade one of my teachers miss matos got into a fist fight with a lunch lady because the lady spilled steamed vegetables on her new 80.00$ shirt that she was wearing to a wedding after school. that was funny. The lunch ladie got fired HAHAHAHA

[xmoon_lightx]

oh. i've lots of these.

8th grade -- my math teacher /homeroom teacher threw her teacher's book across the room and threw a piece of chalk at someone's head. and then she cried.

8th grade -- a substitute slapped me across the face. he was a sub in gym. the bell rang. i told him we had to go change into our street clothes again. he got all red in the face and slapped me.

9th grade -- my science teacher gave me permission to beat a girl up. she was snapping her gum to just to annoy me. and playing with her water bottle. he took her water bottle and therw it out the window. i threw a shoe at her. he and i laughed. she got upset.

10 grade -- my law teacher took us on a field trip and decided he didn't want to go back to the school. so since we all took different vehicles, we went cruising around. he and the girl i was riding with got into a "high speed chase" with each other. he rode through some bushes to get away from her. and a red light. it was priceless. he was in a fancy little convertible.

12th grade -- honours english. the same teacher as above. launched us into an 80 minute long conversation about our sex lives. and monkeys. and onions. it was the most bizarre and awkward thing i've ever participated in.

10th grade -- my psych. teacher flipped out on the classroom clock. it was malfunctioning. so he took a stick and knocked it off the wall. and then acted like nothing happened.

11th grade -- my english teacher threw a pen at my head. i won a contest and started fighting with him about how there was no prize. and i so deserved a prize. so he ran to his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at my head. i loved that teacher. he also threatened on several occasions to lock me in the supply cabinet because i talked too much.

^LMAO

[lalalaLANUH]

My sixth grade band teacher was meeting up with a girl on the internet and brought his like one year old son with him to meet her. Only this her was a cop. It happened during the summer, but when we got back to school it was all anyone could talk about.
Oh yeah, and one time my (unkempt, like painful to look at unkempt) science teacher got her hair done. But only once.

[allboutme2987]

one of my teachers once told the class she used to talk to cows when she was a kid....o.0

[whooooshy]

my math teacher is pretty cool. he's pretty young and would completely blend in with the students. one time my friend was trying to point out that we didn't have to go over one problem, since it was pretty much the same answer as the other, but with different variables or something like that. she must have said it in an annoyed/pissed off tone, 'cause then my teacher said "sheesh, okay! what's your problem? are you pms'ing or something?" everyone in class was so shocked.

[jackizzle]

It was like the first day of school and my geometry teacher was talking to us, and he was like " And I have 2 neices that are sophmores, so I know alllll about the minds of sophmore girls." Just like the way he said it, it sounded kind of stalker/scary-ish. He's a weird teacher.

[much2muse]

well my 9th grade male geometry teacher would always say "i have to tinkle".
and my science teacher pronounces coyotes as "ki-yotes".

and my english teacher takes professional pictures of her dogs. just her dogs. she's also supposed to be gay with the spanish teacher.

not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

[magnificentmike]

lol, my math teacher once misheard one of the students and said, "Yes.. Math is bitchin'." & everyone was all like . & then the girl told him that wasn't what she said. Then one kid was like "Haha, hey Mr. Bower, what'd you just say?!" & he said "Well, math is bitchin'..haha, there's evidence I grew up in Berkeley. "

[datass]

my drama teacher got really mad because we didn't concentrate, so she took a pen and hit it on my classmates knuckles and told us we are a disgrace to the school and our parents.

[magnificentmike]

^ haha, sorry, but if I were there I would not be able to keep myself from laughing.

I heard my sociology teacher throws like markers at her students, and that she hit a junior with a yardstick too, ha. but she can be really cool, she's one of those teachers who's close to her classes.

[datass]

my teacher just told my really screwed up classmate (lets call him bob, he watches porn, swears a lot, cuss, very violent, all the bad things, acts gangster ish) "bob, you are full of sh*t, so can you just shut the hell up?"

[hi-C]

My 11th grade physics teacher kicked someone in the head.

[*FreeStickers*]

My 11th grade physics teacher kicked someone in the head.

^Are you serious?

hm. On the first day, one of my teachers gave us like an hour speech about how she wasn't ghetto--she was just a hoodrat. It involved the f-word. a lot.

[hi-C]

Yep. And he still teaches there.

I would've asked her what's the difference between being ghetto and being a hoodrat. Aren't hoodrats from the ghetto?

[NERDFACE™]

well.....
when teacher's date students,
you think it's all just jerry springer.
that it never happens.
well,
my sixth period chemistry teacher was fired for screwing some kid.
turns out this kid was my ex best friend girl.
I was all O.O
HAHA!

[StrangeMagic]

I can give you a list....

My 7th grade social studies teacher never shaved...and wore short shorts and tanks, she put her arm around my neck... Never the same

My 7th grade science teacher said that if she had the chance she would recreate with an alien

My japanese teacher has explicit pictures on her school computer... im her teachers assistant

there is more, but im to lazy to type em all

[actionaction]

1) he put on a nasa helmet and ran around the class
2) he let this kid punch him
3) someone asked him a question an hes like "im too fucken old for that!"

[_sarcastic_]

he threw a mug at this kids face cause that kid was reading a newspaper

needless to say, he got fired

[shortiiex]

Last Year:"You f**king jackass. i hope i see you in an alley" - yelling towards a student

[*I Shot JFK*]

7th grade science teacher flipped out, hurled a chair at the lockers, threw a book at someone, and quit.

because we used all of her construction paper.



hey nicki, wanna start talking about the zimmerbitch? THATS a wealth of fun stories, there. fuckcow.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

My teachers aren't crazy... The craziest they've gone is my social studies teacher trying to hand us sheets of paper for our study guide and she said, "keep this sh*t of paper...I mean..oh darn"

[Smoogrish]

One of our subs last week kept saying "YO MAMA!" whenever we told her she was doing something wrong.

"Can we turn the volume up?"

"YO MAMA!"

[priyas]

i'v had teachers who started to cry in class. insane.

[angelrevelation]

my friends (who had the teacher i have now) said he said 'poor froggie... he has no penis'

my math teacher last year used to throw whiteboard pens at people... it was hilarious

[PrincessAda]

When my teacher tried to break up a fight between two girls..he was sort of feeling on one of them.

[*Ox_Su`Zie*]

OOOOO another time one of my teachers told us by accident he smoked weed and was like the biggest pot head LMAO... actually that was kinda scary being taught by a pot head..

[xosteffanator]

Well, I only went to that elementary school for a couple of months. Then, I moved.

Maybe it's not the same Spalding Drive, cause I've never heard of River Eves. So...where do you live? Do you live in Georgia?

yea

[magicfann]

One of our subs last week kept saying "YO MAMA!" whenever we told her she was doing something wrong.

"Can we turn the volume up?"

"YO MAMA!"

rofl it was that band sub wasnt it? orchestra ftw

[n_Oodles]

The only one I can think of is when I was in 5th grade.... My teacher snapped at this kid and said "YOU MESSIN WITH THE WRONG SISTA TONIGHT"

[Jeng]

a lot of stuff happneed this year with a few of my teachers;
french-shes cold hearted so she said she''ll cut off our fingers and she told us to go cut our selves
math-he so funnny. he'll tell us his stories way back then and there're hilarious, we'll spend half the class laughing, then other days he'll do funny things, like take a cylinder and a cone and connect it and made a bullet then started running around the class with it aiming at the kids heads, and he'll start teaching us then burst out laughing when he hears the food truck go by
science-best teacher alive, she took a kids hat and wore it sideways with big sunglasses and did a peace sign with her hands and kids started taking pictures
last year my science teacher was stupid,not really but he was, his wife was pregnant and he wanted a boy and he sad if he had a girl, he'd stick it back up there till a boy comes out.

[EddieV]

"Fertilizers are made to help protect your crops from harmful orgasms..."

[*Programmer*]

kissed a student in front of the whole class....haha funny crap then said "im teaching her how to kiss"

[*xcaitlinx*]

^ uhhh..that's illegal...


we were joking around in class about drugs and my history teacher was like "i can count the number of days im not on crack on one finger."

oh, and i don't have him, but there's this graphic arts teacher named chiger and my friend said that he makes up all of these stories claiming that when he was in "nam" he had sex with lots of vietnamese women and has a bunch of illigitimate children. he also has a bunch of pictures of nice sports cars and tells all of his students that they're his, when they're not.

[*Programmer*]

^ uhhh..that's illegal...
we were joking around in class about drugs and my history teacher was like "i can count the number of days im not on crack on one finger."

^ durrrr

[*chaneun*]

This substitute was asking us stuff like "is your teacher old, middle aged, or young?" "Is she pretty?" "how old is she?" "what does she look like?" "is she single?"
He's like.. 35, maybe. The teacher herself is 23. o_o
And whenever he subs for any other class and a girl is wearing a cami, he tiptoes higher in attempt of looking down.

This math teacher slapped a guy today during the fire drill. lol


BTW PROGRAMMER IS A LIARRR. HE/SHE/IT IS LYING ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES.

[*Programmer*]

^pay the stalker no mind she tends to follow me around. she's still waiting for me to post my jordan collection lmfao..what a joke.

[Ington]

My sub smacked a student across the face in the middle of class.

My band teacher, kissed up a girls arm, and to her neck. On stage. During a performance.

My spanish teacher said this sentence: "Get that penis away from me." I'll let you all use your imaginations for that one.

[*chaneun*]

^pay the stalker no mind she tends to follow me around. she's still waiting for me to post my jordan collection lmfao..what a joke.

how exactly am i a "stalker" if you tend to post all over createblog?
I mean, that's just like me posting in every last posted topic in every forum and other people posting after me, and I responding to it as "stalking"
Get your facts straight, f**ker.

[jenn_jenny]

when the sub slapped a students ass.