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 May 20 2004, 07:33 PM
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Wendar xp  Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,718  |
i dunno how to explain it, but my friends and I were saying tongue twisters like "She sells seashells by the seashore" and then one of them asked, "who the hell would sell seashells by the sea shore? You can just pick them up off the god damn seashore!" and then my funniest friend of all came up with this
"She sells seashells by the seashore, that's why she's poor, cause no one buys seashells anymore!" copyright by Eric Wong (my friend) [/CODE] soo I was just wondering if you guys have anything funny like that, something old, with a twist 
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May 21 2004, 12:43 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(NiteSerpent @ May 20 2004, 7:33 PM) i dunno how to explain it, but my friends and I were saying tongue twisters like "She sells seashells by the seashore" and then one of them asked, "who the hell would sell seashells by the sea shore? You can just pick them up off the god damn seashore!" and then my funniest friend of all came up with this "She sells seashells by the seashore, that's why she's poor, cause no one buys seashells anymore!" copyright by Eric Wong (my friend) [/CODE] soo I was just wondering if you guys have anything funny like that, something old, with a twist hahaha, good point your friend about, who would buy seashells when you can pick it up. i am sure i have a few to share, but i can't really think at the moment. but that was hilarous. |
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May 21 2004, 12:52 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
hmm... i dont have any. but thass a good one!! well me and my firends always make nickanems for people and make fun of them... like...
saggy- her boobs sag like way down to her bellybutton stretchy- she has a stretched horse face  things like that. i guess this is wrong topic, but thass only thing to me thas funyy.  and im shure they ahve nicknames for me too
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May 31 2004, 02:02 PM
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Jun 1 2004, 12:44 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(xBaNaNaSpLiT @ May 31 2004, 1:02 PM) ...........thats spam sweetie! anyways with the quote i didnt get it. =( 
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