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 May 17 2004, 11:14 PM
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"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer "During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President "Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery "The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player |
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May 17 2004, 11:20 PM
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Dan Quayle quotes = t3h funn4y.
Chicago..haahaha - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 18 2004, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE(EmeraldKnight @ May 17 2004, 11:14 PM) "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery Lmao, those are hilarious. Gave me a good laugh 
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May 18 2004, 01:38 AM
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Those were cool...
 Had me trying to keep my volume down... Because... I'm in a quiet house.. But anyway. Can I try?"I'm not a brunette I'm brown!" - Carol Ann Kimbrow, Little Sister |
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May 18 2004, 01:41 AM
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LOL that's pretty good *adds to my collection*
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May 18 2004, 04:55 AM
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it scares me how stupid the human race can be.
Carol Malia, owned! |
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May 18 2004, 07:06 AM
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"Ich bin ein berliner" - I am A Donut - By a US President (can't remember which one) when giving a speech to the residents of Berlin...silly man
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May 18 2004, 12:47 PM
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haha, funny
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May 18 2004, 04:10 PM
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QUOTE "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London *Slaps knee and falls apart laughing* |
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May 20 2004, 10:44 PM
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YES... i had like... a collection of these
two more... "i have made good decisions in the past, i have made good decisions in the future" - George Bush... [i forget which one] "my mother never understood the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch" - Jack Nickolson |
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May 31 2004, 02:01 PM
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach that's funny.
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May 31 2004, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE(EmeraldKnight @ May 17 2004, 11:14 PM) "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer "During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President "Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery "The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player Canada is not over-sea...lol, britneys spears is sooo smart. |
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Jun 1 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness how can chicago be a state. no no
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President |
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Jun 4 2004, 02:42 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lmao those r pretty funni
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Jun 14 2004, 07:32 PM
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lmao.
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Jun 14 2004, 10:33 PM
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haha those are hilarious are they true?
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Jun 16 2004, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(EmeraldKnight @ May 17 2004, 9:14 PM) "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel If electricity didn't exist, there wouldn't even be a television in the first place! lolAll of the other quotes are really funny too! |
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Jun 16 2004, 05:00 PM
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That Chicago one...haha too funny.
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Jun 16 2004, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(EmeraldKnight @ May 17 2004, 9:14 PM) "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach i like that one..thats funnie..it took me a while to get..at first i was like uhh..whats so weird about that?? LoL |
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