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My friend sent me this, its hilarious
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post Apr 19 2006, 07:16 PM
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the one lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while ur parents are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, && say "we've got a Code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. ((my personal favorite of me && erica)) tie a towel around ur neck and scream "COME ROBIN 2 THE BATCAVE!!!"
 
bananapants
post Apr 19 2006, 07:30 PM
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omg ive done most of these
and with the tomato thing
do it towards the girls bathroom
its so much fun to do those
its great
and when ur at the movies
when there are commercials scream AHHH where is the movie?!?!
then when someone comes and sits next to u
get up and scream UR SITTING ON _insert name of imaginary friend_
 
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post Apr 19 2006, 07:33 PM
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Seeing as this is a jokey-joke type topic, I'll go ahead and move it into the humor forum, although I think a thread like this might already exist. It'll be dealt with over there. happy.gif

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Jorge
post Apr 19 2006, 07:51 PM
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katie fox is love.
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o_O I don't know where I've seen this, but I've seen it. Freaky.
 
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post Apr 19 2006, 09:33 PM
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That was actually funny _smile.gif.
I remember one time where my cousin mooned a security camera & the security guy had to "have a little talk with him" laugh.gif.
 
MusiicNena
post Apr 20 2006, 12:48 AM
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lmao!! that was funny!! i liked it when you said when the ppl talk into the loud speaker, that you say" i hear those voices again" lol
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 10:03 AM
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hahah
yea i agree with the first person that commented
ive done most of these

one of my friends did the last one
i was on the ground laughing

ive done the condoms in peoples carts
but i only put them in old peoples
and the one that said like better orgasm or something

yeaa i would stick it near their purses so they would notice it thought =]
 
bananapants
post Apr 22 2006, 08:43 AM
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haha u should try tampons in like an 80 year old man's shopping cart
i did it once and they had a price check on it
he was like screaming and was like HOW DID THAT GET THERE rofl1.gif
it was so funny
my friends were like wtf cuz they dint know i did it
 

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