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 Apr 18 2006, 06:08 PM
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 Hello My Name Is INSERT HERE  Group: Member Posts: 1,372 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,903  |
 yup I know 'yo momma jokes'pretty much suck. But I'd thought I'd share anyway. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! enjoy earthlings |
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Apr 27 2006, 03:16 PM
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nicorie Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,679 |
yo momma slept with chuck norris
 yo momma jokes are getting old, as well as chuck norris facts. |
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Apr 27 2006, 05:46 PM
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yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
i posted this one in the 'Yo Mama Game' in the sandbox before. 
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