The Yo Mama Game |
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| *Statistik* |
 Apr 16 2006, 08:47 PM
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yes I am very bored. who wants to have a e-yo mama battle? Im calling out KC..let's go dude...I don't wanna hurt your feelings like robert though
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Apr 16 2006, 08:50 PM
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 × Dead as Dillinger. ♥  Group: Member Posts: 1,527 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
Lol that sounds so stupid but so fun.
Unfortunately, I don't know any good yo momma jokes. =/ |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:51 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
QUOTE(robb0 @ Apr 16 2006, 9:50 PM)  Yo mama's sooooo fat, that when she jump fo joy... SHE GOT STUCK. LMAO YOU TOOK THE ONE I WAS GOING TO USE! |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:51 PM
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robb0-
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE CONVERTED TO ISLAM CUZ SHE DONT WANNA SHOW HER ENTIRE FACE IN THE PUBLIC |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was wearing a yellow jacket, I thought she was a taxi.
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Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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× Dead as Dillinger. ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,527 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
To anyone -
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own gravitational force. |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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No Fear-
Damn eddie your mama so nasty when I asked her, "what's for dinner" she opened her legs and said crabs.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
OH OH OH OH!
YOU GUYS TALKIN ABOUT MAMAS?!?!? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MOTHERS! YALL GOT TWO DADS WITH HOLES IN THE WALL! |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE(No Fear @ Apr 16 2006, 9:53 PM) OH OH OH OH! YOU GUYS TALKIN ABOUT MAMAS?!?!? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MOTHERS! YALL GOT TWO DADS WITH HOLES IN THE WALL! your mama's so stupid she thought jersey city was related to a throwback |
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Apr 16 2006, 08:56 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Yo mama so fat she's fat.
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Apr 16 2006, 08:56 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she could be the 8th continent!!
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Apr 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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aight everyone listen up..I have a new idea
createblog will host an offical yo mama contest!! (this thread dosen't count). I will be the host and I'm looking forward for some nice delivery, punches, and sting. (know what I mean?). So any 5 that are willing to participate, let me know. Out of those 5 people, there will be a "Free For All". So you can diss anyone besides yourself (duh) out of the people. Then out of those 5, I will pick the 2 best people and they will face off to a 1 on 1. I will explain the rules further if I have to. Then the winner will.......................face off to the winner of other forums. (I go to other forums besides cB just in case u didnt know)....so wanna represent createBlog to the max? participate! The person that represents cB will head on to verse either the champion from INSTYLESHOES forum, HOLLAFRONT forum, or SHADYBLOCK forum. Either one of them are possible. DONT SLEEP! |
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Apr 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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 Ruby Anne <3 Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 392,417 |
Yer momma's so fat that I saw her on channel 7, then flipped to channel 25 and could still see her ass sticking out.
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Apr 16 2006, 09:02 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
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Apr 16 2006, 09:04 PM
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Ruby Anne <3 Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 392,417 |
QUOTE(marzipan @ Apr 16 2006, 10:02 PM) yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out! That's an old common one! 
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Apr 16 2006, 09:04 PM
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yo' mammas soooo fat......
she died |
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Apr 16 2006, 09:05 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(Rubay @ Apr 16 2006, 9:04 PM) That's an old common one! so? this is a yo mamma thread, so i just posted one. |
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Apr 16 2006, 09:05 PM
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ROFLROFL
your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average. |
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Apr 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 16 2006, 9:01 PM) aight everyone listen up..I have a new idea hmm...where have i heard of this before?
createblog will host an offical yo mama contest!! (this thread dosen't count). I will be the host and I'm looking forward for some nice delivery, punches, and sting. (know what I mean?). So any 5 that are willing to participate, let me know. Out of those 5 people, there will be a "Free For All". So you can diss anyone besides yourself (duh) out of the people. Then out of those 5, I will pick the 2 best people and they will face off to a 1 on 1. I will explain the rules further if I have to. Then the winner will.......................face off to the winner of other forums. (I go to other forums besides cB just in case u didnt know)....so wanna represent createBlog to the max? participate! The person that represents cB will head on to verse either the champion from INSTYLESHOES forum, HOLLAFRONT forum, or SHADYBLOCK forum. Either one of them are possible. DONT SLEEP! |
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Apr 16 2006, 10:12 PM
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 what a moon tonight. Group: Member Posts: 517 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,772 |
YO MAMA`S SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE WEIGHT SCALE IT TURNED INTO A SIDEWAYS 8. that means infinity btw. ^^
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Apr 16 2006, 11:24 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Yo mama's so ugly, well. Look at you !
OOOOOH. |
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Apr 17 2006, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE b' date='Apr 17 2006, 12:24 AM' post='1997415'] Yo mama's so ugly, well. Look at you ! OOOOOH. haha biter.  To Bella: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. 
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Apr 17 2006, 09:19 PM
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why dont we just post the yo momma shows? thats what this is going to end up being.
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Apr 17 2006, 09:24 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and...............................
it died |
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Apr 17 2006, 10:41 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Ahaha Evan, you're funny (:
Pshh, Jason. Ahah I aint no biter ! I just .... borrowed it. & Your "joke" is sooo old . Might as well have said i started at an orange juice box for 20 minute cos it said concentrate. Your mommas so fat ... she has kankles. Lol Jk. So fat ... er ... Yeah |
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Apr 17 2006, 10:58 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid omg wait, yo mama is so fat .......
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Apr 21 2006, 03:40 AM
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yo mama's so poor taht when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she came out and said "ding dong!"
yo mama's so poor that when i went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "hey! who turned off the family heater?!!!?? OWNED |
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Apr 21 2006, 03:46 AM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
to corizzle20
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on. Yo mama is just like a race car, burns 50 rubbers a day. OWNED |
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Apr 21 2006, 10:50 AM
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Alright, I'll give it a shot.
Yo mama is so stupid she drowned while the superbowl was doing the wave. |
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Apr 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
yo mama is so stupid she tried to save milk by eating cereal w/ a fork
pwwwwned |
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Apr 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell, I was going to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:00 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:10 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
Yo momma's house stank soo bad its like tha twilight Zone...cuz it smells like Do do do do do do...(tha twilight zone theme song, if u didnt kno).
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Apr 22 2006, 08:14 PM
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Yo momma so fat, her nipples hit her teeth everytime she sneezes.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:18 PM
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Yo mama's so masculine, that her husband was gay.
Haha, if you think about it, technically it makes sense. |
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Apr 22 2006, 08:40 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy spilled out.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:45 PM
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Yo mama so dumb when it was halloween I asked her what she was going to be and she said the Trick and the Treat.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:49 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
yo momma so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck.
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Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM
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yo mama so black she's my shadow
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Apr 23 2006, 10:48 PM
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yo mama so ugly...she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
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Apr 23 2006, 11:33 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!
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Apr 24 2006, 12:39 AM
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your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY."
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Apr 24 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Apr 24 2006, 12:33 AM) yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn! your mama's like a public bus, it's only a dollar for a ride bitch!!
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Apr 24 2006, 06:14 PM
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Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 7:14 PM) Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes. Well yo mama is like a domino's customer, I deliver the good beef right to her door!! |
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Apr 24 2006, 09:31 PM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
Have you heard of the old lady that lived in the shoe?
Well Yo Momma soo poor she lived in a flipflop. |
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Apr 24 2006, 09:32 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave!
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Apr 25 2006, 02:36 AM
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yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion.
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Apr 25 2006, 06:33 PM
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Apr 25 2006, 06:35 PM
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Yo mama so fat...
 she just a fat ass
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Apr 26 2006, 07:09 PM
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yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Apr 26 2006, 08:16 PM
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yo moma was the only one who survived chuck norris' roundhouse kick to the belly.
 I know say it... lame  I don't know... i've been hearing a lot of chuck norris facts lately.
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Apr 26 2006, 08:31 PM
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yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scale and saw her phone number! they're old, i know.. |
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Apr 28 2006, 07:09 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
QUOTE(Statistik @ Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM) yo mama so black she's my shadow well ....Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. |
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Jun 17 2006, 09:32 AM
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yo mama so fat that when we said "kool-aid"she came crashing throught the windows!
ooooo yeah! |
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Jun 17 2006, 11:02 PM
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yo mama is so stupid.
she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for the gumball to come out.
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Jun 27 2006, 05:17 PM
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Yo momma's so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo momma's so fat that she sunk in the Dead Sea. |
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Jun 27 2006, 08:40 PM
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yo mamma's so fat, when god said "Let there be light!", yo mamma had to get out da way.
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Jun 29 2006, 02:09 AM
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You mama was so dumb she doesnt know what dumb is.
Yea i know. Its lame. haha cant think of anything else. 
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Jun 30 2006, 10:14 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
Your Mamma is sooo lame .....she can`t even hold up on my comment .
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Jul 1 2006, 11:06 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Yo mama's so old, she saw Passion of the Christ live.
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Jul 4 2006, 01:24 PM
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Yo momma so fat, when she hauled ass- she had to make TWO trips!
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