Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, pt.1 |
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, pt.1 |
May 16 2004, 08:36 PM
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cB`s Unofficial Sig Whore ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 185 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,784 |
How do you spell ritalin?
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May 16 2004, 09:01 PM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
dsafdsfa
what do the numbers mean? QUOTE 7734209 hint: sorry no hints real hint: type in caculator and turn numbers upside down ::jerry:: |
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May 16 2004, 09:06 PM
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![]() Fizzle Ma Nizzle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
why did the chicken cross the road?
**i still dont get it** |
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May 16 2004, 10:18 PM
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![]() Look its... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
can you guess what my name is
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May 16 2004, 11:15 PM
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maybe
do you know why im chinese? |
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May 16 2004, 11:18 PM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
because i say you are
do you know why you love me? |
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May 16 2004, 11:22 PM
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because i have yellow fever
do you know why im typing out this? |
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May 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Because you're bored, and you can't exactly record voice messages here, at least not to my knowledge
Do you know why I joined today? |
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May 16 2004, 11:37 PM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
because you're a slacker and a procrastinater and joined today instead of yesterday.
do you know why i think you're weird? |
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May 16 2004, 11:39 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
because I am weird
Now tell me the real reason you think I'm weird? |
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May 17 2004, 12:06 AM
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because i just think you are
Why do I love snoopy? |
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May 17 2004, 12:08 AM
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because snoopy's cool
Why do i not have a signature yet? |
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May 17 2004, 12:08 AM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
because snoopy is my boyfriend and you love taking other people's things
why do you steal people's boyfriends? edit whoa sorry.. me + emeraldknight posted at the same time. |
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| *NatiMarie* |
May 17 2004, 12:09 AM
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because you're too lazy
EDIT// for melissa: because I'm a confusing person why do i have a signature? |
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May 17 2004, 12:11 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
cause you can't go to sleep
why do i like girls? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:14 AM
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because they're cool and snoopy loves them too
=) Why do I like Nachos? |
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May 17 2004, 12:15 AM
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because nachos are yummy
Is everyone here also suffering from insomnia? |
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May 17 2004, 12:16 AM
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ÖĐÎÄČíźţ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Day-time insomiac, yes.
Why do I have to type to form these letters? |
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May 17 2004, 12:16 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
edit
cause the computer god told you to. why do i go on the internet so damn much? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:17 AM
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yes, i can sleep at night
EDIT// for lil boi: because you can go on internet Why am I a girl? |
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May 17 2004, 12:18 AM
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cause it's worse to be a male.
why do you guys type so fast? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:19 AM
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because i just can =p
why is everyone posting in this thread? |
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May 17 2004, 12:20 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
cause we fell like it
how come im posting so much in this topic? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:22 AM
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i'd tell you if i could read your mind (that'd be scary, lol)
why can't ppl read minds? |
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May 17 2004, 12:23 AM
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some can
do you think this is funny? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:25 AM
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kinda
how many posts is too much in one day? |
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May 17 2004, 12:28 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
i got 16 per day right now
how much candy can you eat in one day? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 12:29 AM
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1 post
EDIT/// 1 candy bar Why is water watery? |
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May 17 2004, 12:29 AM
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Edit: for lil boy: Too much, far too much
For natimarie: so we can drink it =p How candy DO you eat in one day? |
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May 17 2004, 12:33 AM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
yup. i'm turning from this topic cause i posted to much. might as well chat
::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 06:45 PM
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![]() t a c o s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,187 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,122 |
so how long have you been asian?
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May 17 2004, 06:50 PM
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It's been a good 1,245,385 days.
WHY DOES THAT WALL KEEP STARING AT ME?! |
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May 17 2004, 06:52 PM
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because the wall likes you, it has good taste, lol
Where did you get the 1,245,385 days? |
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May 17 2004, 06:53 PM
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because its eyes need some sun
Why is my leg itching? |
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May 17 2004, 06:56 PM
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![]() WUT THA DUCK? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
bugs are eating you!!!
whose breathing in the AC? |
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May 17 2004, 06:57 PM
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I am, dude, i need to eat tacos
Where is my shoe? |
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May 17 2004, 07:15 PM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
it's up my @$$, whatchyagunnadoaboutit?
why can't you see me? |
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May 17 2004, 07:17 PM
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cuz you're not visiblelized lol
Why are these questions so random? |
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May 17 2004, 07:18 PM
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Because you're blending with the plant, silly!
Why are fingers called fingers and not merps? |
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May 17 2004, 07:19 PM
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because merps taste like chicken (*cough* I'm weird)
Why am I still single? |
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May 17 2004, 07:20 PM
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Edit: because you like being single
Why are you reading this? |
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May 17 2004, 07:22 PM
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because I can
Why is red that color? |
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May 17 2004, 07:23 PM
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because ppl like the color red, well unless you're a bull
Why do bulls hate red? |
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May 17 2004, 07:33 PM
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cause it's color blind and red is the only color he can see
why does red bull give you wings? ::jerry:: |
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May 17 2004, 07:34 PM
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so that you can fly
Where can I learn to fly? |
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May 18 2004, 12:09 AM
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at the air force
how do you eat food? ::jerry:: |
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May 18 2004, 01:28 AM
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you put it in your mouth and chew
how do you forget how to breathe? |
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May 18 2004, 01:32 AM
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fell in love with a boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,965 |
You get really mad.
Do you know why someone would get that mad? |
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May 18 2004, 01:40 AM
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because someone else is very skilled at making them mad
now tell me why the earth is round |
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May 18 2004, 02:03 AM
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fell in love with a boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,965 |
QUOTE I guess it has to do with gravity, which is a CENTRAL FORCE. What that means is that gravity pulls things together along a straight line, and the more massive one of the things is, the stronger it pulls. When the earth was forming, it was basically a big ball of dust left over from an exploded sun (a supernova). Gravity caused a lot of the matter to condense into a big fiery ball (our sun), but some of the dust was far enough away from the Sun so that the stronger forces were between planetary dust particles and not the sun. SO, they swirled together into a ball. - Robert TopperWhat is your favorite sphere-shaped thing found in our modern world? |
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May 18 2004, 03:22 PM
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*marie* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
a ball
do shiny and colorful objects amuse you? |
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May 18 2004, 04:44 PM
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soo pretty! and sooo much fun!
why do twins look alike? |
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May 18 2004, 05:03 PM
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to confuse other ppl
Why can't it snow more? |
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May 18 2004, 05:05 PM
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![]() 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Because snow hates you.
Is Iceland cold? |
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May 18 2004, 05:12 PM
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No, its icy
Is the sun hot? |
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May 18 2004, 05:16 PM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
no its freezing.
why don't you like me? |
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May 18 2004, 05:18 PM
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who says that i dont?
Why cant school be out earlier? |
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May 18 2004, 05:35 PM
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because the principal and the teachers hate you
why is william hung famous? |
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May 18 2004, 06:32 PM
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*marie* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,051 |
because people find pleasure in laughing at other people. and because they're easily amused
Why won't you do my history essay for me? |
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May 18 2004, 06:34 PM
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because you never asked
Why is everyone here (excluding me) so pretty and photogenic? |
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May 18 2004, 06:41 PM
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they were just born that way
why i are gas prices to high? |
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May 18 2004, 06:45 PM
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nobody farts anymore.
Why do fools fall in love? - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 18 2004, 07:04 PM
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because they have nothing better to do
does any of these answers actually make sense? |
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May 18 2004, 07:06 PM
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yes, your face!
are you hairy? |
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May 18 2004, 07:08 PM
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that depends on your definition of hairy, i'd prefer to think not
why are ppl fascinated with fire? |
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May 18 2004, 07:27 PM
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its very bright.
why do i have hair in my head |
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May 19 2004, 12:17 AM
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
i don't know!! it's supposed to grow on your butt, but i guess you're weird!!!
why was i born with 10 fingers? |
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May 19 2004, 12:18 AM
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because 9 or 11 would just be freaky
Why do some ppl have such piercingly bright eyes? |
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May 19 2004, 12:20 AM
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they don't. it was your eyes
why is math so hard? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 12:31 AM
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cause it contains numbers...
do u get this game? |
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May 19 2004, 12:32 AM
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not at all
why do you play this game? |
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May 19 2004, 01:29 AM
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cause i feel like it.
why do i go to the bathroom? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 01:30 AM
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because you had to
Why cant we see more colors? |
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May 19 2004, 01:38 AM
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cause we all color blind
why don't iraq make peace? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 01:39 AM
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because you havent asked them to
am i too obsessed with this game? |
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May 19 2004, 01:40 AM
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They lost the instruction manual.
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound? - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 19 2004, 01:42 AM
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no
what time is it? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 01:43 AM
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its time for me to answer this question
how many more questions are there? |
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May 19 2004, 05:13 PM
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infinty!! goes on and on...
why is your mouth wet? |
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May 19 2004, 06:36 PM
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because i just drank some water....
....how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?? |
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May 19 2004, 06:45 PM
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cB`s Unofficial Sig Whore ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 185 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,784 |
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wtf? |
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May 19 2004, 06:46 PM
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![]() pixel hybrid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
don't know dude. dont ask dude. yeah dude.
why do armpits grow hair? |
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May 19 2004, 08:00 PM
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![]() Serious As A Heart Attack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
cos you smell so bad that your hair is running away from your body..
why is the sky blue?? |
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May 19 2004, 08:09 PM
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because the tress took green and the cement took gray and the dirt took brown
why is the t.v on? |
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May 19 2004, 08:27 PM
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i juss turned it on for you!
why do you eat? |
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May 19 2004, 08:28 PM
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because food is tasty
why is duct tape so fascinating? |
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May 19 2004, 08:37 PM
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![]() 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Because I strangle myself with it.
Why do speakers not speak? |
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May 19 2004, 08:38 PM
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because i duct taped their mouths shut
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? |
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May 19 2004, 09:27 PM
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Larry
Wheres Waldo? |
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May 19 2004, 09:32 PM
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fell in love with a boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,965 |
In the gutter.
How come horse-fly's are mean? |
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May 19 2004, 09:40 PM
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because I'm one of them and I'm just a big meano
Why do horses have wings? |
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May 19 2004, 10:12 PM
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
cause right now, your mad.
am i cute? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 11:41 PM
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![]() you're lovely. :] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
sure! why is the sky blue?
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May 19 2004, 11:45 PM
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because blue's a pretty cool color
Why isnt everything blue? |
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May 19 2004, 11:51 PM
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Liv's Secret Lover *shhhh* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 201 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,229 |
Because then earth's name would be changed to "land of the smurfs" and then we'd have to rename all of the other planets, not to mention the sun, and it would just get insane thinking up all those new names to call things. We'd end up just calling things just plain "blue" and then people would say "Hey, there, blue-boy!!! Have you been to that new blue restaurant? It's called "blue"! It tasted quite good!"
Erm...sorry. Does anyone else see those floating purple elephants? |
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May 19 2004, 11:53 PM
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LOL that's an awesome response
No, but I see floating blue elephants Why do I see strange things? |
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May 19 2004, 11:55 PM
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Because you have seen my grandma and she's really strange...(she's a meano...so yeah)
Why do I step on people's feet? |
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May 19 2004, 11:56 PM
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Because its fun
Why am I so short? |
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May 19 2004, 11:58 PM
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Liv's Secret Lover *shhhh* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 201 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,229 |
Because you need something called IhavereallybigfeetthatneedtobecutoffbecauseIkeepsteppingonotherpeoplesfeetandits
urtfulandmeantosteponotherpeoplesfeetsoIneedtogetthemcutoff surgery. It's quite painful...and you can't walk for awhile...erm...well....ever again. Ermm that was for natimarie's question. For emeraldknight: because when you were born, the doctor spanked you so you would breathe, but it jiggled around some nerves in your brain or something, and it was the part that made you grow. So you're short. Sorry, man. That's the way the ball rolls. Why is that strange man looking in my window? |
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May 20 2004, 12:00 AM
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because he's a spy for some covert operation funded by some renegade country and he's trying to figure out the best way to kidnap you
Why is Garfield so funny? |
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