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Condom Joke, [PG13!!]
post May 15 2004, 11:11 PM
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why did trojan make glow in the dark condoms?

so gay men can play starwars
 
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post May 15 2004, 11:50 PM
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hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:11 AM
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l i get it.. you know their light sabers? lol they glow
 
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post May 16 2004, 12:31 AM
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Hahaha LOL I get it.... shifty.gif
 
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post May 16 2004, 01:06 AM
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well, i know, but i just don't find it funny =\ hmm... oh well
 
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post May 16 2004, 01:32 AM
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hahahaha, i got one.


it's a your momma joke..

your momma so stupid, they locked her in a supermarket and she starved.
your momma so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.
 
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 2:32 AM)
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.

Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif
 
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yo momma so old, the candles coast more then the cake
yo momma so dumb, she failed the blood test
yo momma so poor, she can't afford free samples

eh, thats all i can think of right now. note that i'm not a big fan of 'yo momma' jokes.

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post May 17 2004, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 16 2004, 9:24 AM)
Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif

wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...

your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!

i am big fan of momma jokes.
 
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post May 27 2004, 12:28 AM
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haha. that's funny. and it turns me on. lol. just kidding. i swear!!!! shifty.gif
 
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post May 28 2004, 04:53 PM
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no way. thats is funny. i have to show this to some of my friends. lol
 
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post May 28 2004, 07:24 PM
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Ha Ha! ....eww.
 
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post May 28 2004, 10:56 PM
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your momma is so short, she is the last person to know it's raining.

your so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.
 
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post May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 15 2004, 9:50 PM)
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol

i dont get it either... mellow.gif blink.gif _unsure.gif
 
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post May 28 2004, 11:31 PM
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haha
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:19 AM
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Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:48 AM
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oo god thats groosss!!!! laugh.gif but funny!!!
 
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post May 29 2004, 10:52 AM
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hmm...trojan comes up with damn gay ideas blink.gif
 
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post May 29 2004, 02:41 PM
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eww thats gross
 
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post May 29 2004, 04:53 PM
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Interesting.. I get it.. but I don't find it quite funny.. oh well. I'll go with it. laugh.gif

One your mama joke:

Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the nearest parking lot.
 
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post May 30 2004, 05:33 AM
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lol that joke waz kinda weird but also funni
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(cleec @ May 29 2004, 10:19 AM)
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?

but it's a goldfish, it breathes in water...DUH!
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:35 PM
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lol. that's disturbing. pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:28 PM
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lol thats funny
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 07:07 PM
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Err..okay yeah I get it but..eh. blink.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 07:31 PM
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i dotn get it either..

QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 17 2004, 7:19 PM)
wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...

your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!

i am big fan of momma jokes.

you can drown it in air..? lols i dunno laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 07:59 PM
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hahaha i find that funnie lol
 
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i get it but its not that funny
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 10:16 AM
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goldfish can drown when they have too much water in their gills and can no longer seperate the air from the water. It is possible, and happens more than you might think. It's like having an asthma attack under water, I think.
 
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i geff wun condom kine joke:





12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''




so yeah
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 11:05 PM
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Spaceballs...
 
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what? starwars? blink.gif
 
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post Jun 22 2004, 02:51 PM
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um...that's joke is kind of ...GAY
 
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post Jun 23 2004, 07:29 PM
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lol glow in the dark condoms? i dunno ermm.gif
 
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hahah i get it thats sorta funny well its funny but not that funny





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post Jun 23 2004, 07:44 PM
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oo i get it..isnt really funny
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 12:25 AM
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HAHAA thats funny

yo mama so fat i went to ur house for dinner and asked what was for dessert she jumped on the table and said JELLO
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 12:32 AM
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lamo funny yo mamma jokes!! happy.gif happy.gif

heres one..?

yo mammas so ugly she could only be YO mamma
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 02:28 PM
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ur moms so fat wen she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat wen she sits around the house she sits around the house

i have some really gross ur mom jokes but they rnt that funny and theyd just pollute ur minds

my mom likes ur mom jokes sometimes she tells me them its really funny that way u should all get ur moms to tell u ur mom jokes

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QUOTE
12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''


haha laugh.gif aww how sad sad.gif
 
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Oh my! Very funny! Lol
 
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