The Vending Machine Options

[xangelkissesx]

-Welcome to the CB Vending Machine-
-Please insert your coin and you may get a yummy treat-

This is how you play...
First Person:
-Inserts coin-

Second Person:
You get a box of tissues
-Inserts coin-

Third Person:
You get smelly socks
-Inserts coin-
and so on....

You don't have to always insert a coin...it can be something else

-Inserts coin-

[datass]

you get a bag of expired doritos

-insert coins-

[d00kie]

you get a can of expired milk that has curdled

-insert coin-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get the only iPod of its kind...but once its in your hand you drop it over the Empire State Building

-insert cell-

[much2muse]

you get a million counterfeit dollars.

-inserts dorito-

[_sarcastic_]

you get a bucket of water

-inserts dollar bill-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

You get a computer, with these keys missing: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Esc, F1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, f9, f10, f11, f12, ~, pause, windows logo, menu, 1234567890-=, backspace, home, []\;'./, shift, enter, page up, page down, end, home, all the arrows, delete, insert, and oh yeah, the left click and right click features are disabled.
but you get to keep this key: ,
-insert computer keys-

[much2muse]

you get a printer with no ink.

-inserts monopoly money-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a monopoly board

-inserts monopoly houses-

[lovescream]

you get your very own voodoo doll of your ... enemy.

-inserts 2 cents-

[iDecay]

You get a bag of expired chex mix.

-inserts science book-

[d00kie]

u get nothing it eats ur science book

-inserts fallout boy tickets-

[angelrevelation]

- it gives you william hung tickets instead

*inserts coins*

[*salcha*]

you get your coins back

*inserts fake coins*

[KrunkMuzik]

you get arrested

-inserts pesos-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

an expired, moldy burrito pops out ;o

-inserts a coin tied to my finger and then pulls it out once it goes it-

[iDecay]

-gives you spit-

-inserts julie-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

LOL
EW SPIT! xD

julie?!? ;o
a 5 million dollar gift card pops out, availiable at any store, cos shes been wanted by the police :D

-inserts a gum wrapper-

[aubbob]

it gives you pre chewed gum.
*inserts coin*

[*salcha*]

you don't get anything

*crams a ton of paper up the machine trying to jam it*

[_sarcastic_]

something kicks you and makes you stop

-inserts a bug-

[much2muse]

you get styrofoam (sp?)
-inserts bubblewrap-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get popped bubblewrap

-inserts patrick star-

[much2muse]

you get squidwards broken clarinet

-inserts roast beef-

[*salcha*]

you get pregnant.

*kicks the machine making coins fall out*

[iDecay]

the machine transforms into a robot and beats you up

-inserts monica- :D

[*nightmare4taki*]

Sally you get a

*picks up money


EDIT// My bad Tina that was for Sally

You get flowers.

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

You get nothing - you didn't insert anything

-inserts yen-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

you get nothing, but words of wisdom

-inserts your mom-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a duck

-inserts cracker-

[*iNyCxShoRT*]

Get a pig

-insert coin-

[iDecay]

you get a banana peel

-inserts finger-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a fingernail

-inserts computer-

[smrkangl]

you get a virus.
-inserts coin-

[KrunkMuzik]

You get me!

-inserts coins-

[iDecay]

You get my homework!

-inserts pictures of your mom-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get my dad's job

-inserts dog collar-

[sheepy]

you jammed the machine, please try again.

-insert pancake-

[*nightmare4taki*]

you get a bottle of syrup

*inserts paper

[iDecay]

you get a picture of robbi on money.

-inserts head-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

and a butt pops out x]

-insterts just broken brush- :[[

[*salcha*]

Sally you get a

*picks up money
EDIT// My bad Tina that was for Sally

You get flowers.

HAHA
ouch KC, that hurt

moni, you get kidnapped

*inserts nothing waiting to see what will happen while people in line get impatient behind me*

[much2muse]

the machine yells at you and gives you lice.

-inserts pirate-

[_sarcastic_]

a parrot flies out

-inserts cereal-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a spoon

-inserts nail-

[_sarcastic_]

vending machine screams

-inserts pig-

[iDecay]

You get a piece of bacon

-inserts flower-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a pollen allergy

-inserts hated sibling-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

HAHA
ouch KC, that hurt

moni, you get kidnapped

*inserts nothing waiting to see what will happen while people in line get impatient behind me*

i get kidnapped?

uhm for sierra...
uhhh...
pops an evil sibling

-insterts kanye west-

[*salcha*]

Sorry, he doesn't fit.

*inserts person who posts below me*

[iDecay]

You get a punch in the face. :]

-inserts Sally-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

jose pops out o_o

-inserts the bitch i hate-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a bitch slap

-inserts st.patricks day-

[aubbob]

you get a pot of gold.

*inserts a dollar*

[_sarcastic_]

a diamond ring pops out

-inserts water-

[much2muse]

you get a well.
-inserts calculator-

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

a penny pops out

-insterts a penny-

[aubbob]

gives you a hobo man.

*inserts $20 bill*

[_sarcastic_]

a camera comes out

-inserts bug-

[ecargnmyst]

you get chemical x

inserts diapers

[_sarcastic_]

baby flies out

-inserts soup-

[AnnahhbeL]

dead flies come out.

-inserts the whole hsbc bank-

[*salcha*]

it throws it back out at you


*inserts weed made to look like money*

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

a tennis racket made of dust comes out

-inserts jacob-

[CHiiCKENBUTT]

you get 3 wishes
-inserts a piece of hair-

[azngrl7691]

you get a fork
-inserts pencil-

[chococat15]

u get a fat sumo wrestler

-inserts paperclip-

[_sarcastic_]

paperclip monster steps out

-inserts you-

[aubbob]

gives you nothing
inserts white chicks dvd

[*StanleyThePanda*]

The machine explodes on you

-inserts coin-

[_sarcastic_]

thousand dollars comes out

-inserts a pencil-

[aubbob]

pencil flys out and pokes your eye.
-inserts oreo cookie

[_sarcastic_]

milk floods the room

-inserts a soccer ball-

[JustAnotherTeena...]

flattened soccer ball flops out

-inserts cat-

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

you get a cat scratch

-inserts nickelodeon-

[JustAnotherTeena...]

You get splattered with orange goo

-inserts keyboard-

[jue]

you get a pen that will self destruct in 1 second.

-inserts paper-

[_sarcastic_]

paper clip flies out and hits you

-inserts cake-

[xosteffanator]

you get milk pouring all over you with a gay girl who is in love with you.
-inserts $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-

[much2muse]

you get bill gates
-inserts college mail-

[_sarcastic_]

you get to go to whichever college you want to

-inserts love-

[xmkaex]

you get happiness.

*insert coin*

[_sarcastic_]

you become rich

-inserts best friend-

[Tribal J_Rome]

you get an enemy lol iono

*inserts life*

[_sarcastic_]

nothing comes out

-inserts soup-

[*digital.fragrance*]

You get a salad.

::inserts myself::

[_sarcastic_]

someone else comes out

-inserts toothpaste-

[cheerbee07]

you get clean teeth.

-inserts friendship-

[_sarcastic_]

you have many more friends

-inserts hand-

[ecargnmyst]

you get groped

-insert fish-

[IceCream4U]

You get...uh...gross sushi

-inserts abercrombie-

[meleonade]

u get harassed by a hot guy

-inserts penguin-

[xmkaex]

gets a cute penguin plushie

*inserts homework*

[Flavored Condom]

gets homework

*inserts glow in the dark trojan condoms*

[*swtcherriipie*]

Gets Seamen Infested Dlow in the dark condoms :)

-Inserts Finger-

hehe.

[ecargnmyst]

gets 2 fingers

*insert girl*

[_sarcastic_]

boy comes out

-inserts my hair-

[IceCream4U]

you get RED horsehair.



-inserts the color-

[JustAnotherTeena...]

you get a shirt stained that color

-inserts Radiohead CD-

[IceCream4U]

you get fuzz.


-inserts troll-