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 Feb 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8FTFE180.shtml
Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper By Associated Press 5 hours ago MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office. Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning. Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit. Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said. Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney. Anything to keep your ass clean. 
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Feb 21 2006, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said. holy... that's terrible, i don't even want to imagine that in my head. goodness. |
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Feb 21 2006, 03:49 PM
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^ I was thinking the same thing. I mean come on, toilet paper. Ask your neighbor for some. Jeebus.
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Feb 21 2006, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(MF Doom @ Feb 21 2006, 3:38 PM)  Anything to keep your ass clean.  And I thought I was desperate for toilet paper!
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Feb 21 2006, 04:04 PM
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A friend of mine sent this article to me earlier.
What a silly thing to fight over. Guess he should have spared a square. *snort* |
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Feb 21 2006, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Feb 21 2006, 5:04 PM) Guess he should have spared a square. *snort* Heh
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Feb 21 2006, 04:24 PM
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thats just dumb.
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Feb 21 2006, 04:41 PM
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I feel bad for his roommate. Sounds like Crow was intoxicated, doesn't it?
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Feb 21 2006, 04:48 PM
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^yes indeed
that's just retarded |
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Feb 21 2006, 05:23 PM
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Definitely retarded. And I'm also wondering (I wonder too much( if he had ever done anything like this before. I think he has anger management issues of a serious nature.
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Feb 21 2006, 06:31 PM
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Dude ... they're like almost 60 years old. This is really strange.
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Feb 21 2006, 06:43 PM
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!!! Wow, I never realized that!
Who ever knew old men were so crazy? |
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Feb 21 2006, 07:05 PM
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What an idiot.
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Feb 21 2006, 09:00 PM
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Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more?
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Feb 21 2006, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Feb 21 2006, 6:00 PM) Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more? toilet paper thats pretty stupid  i mean if youre out of tp, then go buy some. DUHH COMMON SENSE PEOPLE |
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Feb 21 2006, 10:41 PM
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That's insane o_o
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Feb 22 2006, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Feb 21 2006, 9:00 PM) Pretty sad. What were they fighting about? Who used it last or who was going to get more? they fought because there wasn't any left. i read another article about this on yahoo. that is ridiculous that someone lost their life over toilet paper. but in the killer's defense, the guy who died pulled out the rifle first... |
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Feb 22 2006, 12:20 AM
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Feb 22 2006, 12:38 AM
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Like Chii said, he did pull out the rifle first, but self-defense only goes so far...then it just became brutal.
I mean come on...it's toilet paper.
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Feb 22 2006, 12:55 AM
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LOL. That's dumbass stupid. There's always newspaper...
That's very stupid. |
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Feb 22 2006, 02:39 AM
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I had to scroll down half way through that
It has a sickening picture in my mind And sucking :P |
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Feb 22 2006, 10:36 AM
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dude that guy's like mentally retarded. who the heck fights over toilet paper. i mean to kill another person over toilet paper?! thats just retarded. wow; never thought people would be so obsessed over something as small as toilet paper.
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Feb 22 2006, 10:44 AM
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Hmm, very stupid.
That guy is going to jail for the rest of his life for... toilet paper? o_O |
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Feb 22 2006, 03:07 PM
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HAHAHAHA THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY!!!! LEAVE IT TO CB TO MAKE MY DAY!!!
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Feb 22 2006, 03:22 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA..so many crazy storiess
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Feb 22 2006, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(Krunk_Muzik @ Feb 22 2006, 12:55 AM) LOL. That's dumbass stupid. There's always newspaper... That's very stupid. Hahaha. Newspaper.
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Feb 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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wow...there sure are some psychotic people in this world
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Feb 22 2006, 06:18 PM
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No, just angry people. With anger issues.
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Feb 22 2006, 06:49 PM
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I dunno. Sometimes taking a shit is that damn serious.
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Feb 22 2006, 06:50 PM
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yo word tho, I could relate to duke...except I slap my dawg for tryna that when ic ame out...dukes still got the red markz acroz duke face.
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Feb 22 2006, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(Elian Garcia Returns @ Feb 22 2006, 6:49 PM) I dunno. Sometimes taking a shit is that damn serious. It's definitely serious for me. I have to work to get it out.
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Feb 22 2006, 07:31 PM
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Omg.
How stupid. Ova toilet paper though? WOW.
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