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post Feb 16 2006, 04:55 PM
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Pencil in penis backfires A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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Damn, this mafucka's a freak! pinch.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 04:57 PM
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......................................... mellow.gif disgusting
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 05:41 PM
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hahahhah...ive heard of people doing things like that before
its pretty damn stupid!
one time a guy stuck a stick of wax down there and a piece broke off and started a growth in his sack lol
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 05:46 PM
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ROTF!



That is funny on so mnay different levels.

What did he tell his partner?
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 05:55 PM
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wtf..
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:05 PM
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lol wat a weirdo blink.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:26 PM
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AAAH! This seems really painful...
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:32 PM
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Wow that is crazy. Just wow.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:33 PM
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LOOL.

That's hilarious. It must've been embarassing.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
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OW! I mean ow. I don't even have one and I imagine thats excruciating. Ow!! I can't get the image out of my head. Poor guy. I guess he had it coming tho. Hes an idiot.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:47 PM
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That is so disgusting.... sick.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 06:54 PM
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Lol! This muthafucka... He krazy for that one. That's life with out Viagra.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 07:07 PM
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wow. a bit desperate there isn't it? i mean..sticking objects in weird places for pleasure. wow. just wow.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 08:55 PM
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... Thats just sad. He couldnt keep it up for as long as he wanted, so his bright idea is to insert a pencil. Wow.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 08:58 PM
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Damn! It hurts to even think about it. A whole pencil! blink.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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i read that somewhere..

anyways hella nasty. how are you gonna do that. ew
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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What I want to know is what happened to the woman. I wonder what her reaction was when she found out. And how freakin' thin was that pencil?
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:23 PM
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just reading the line made my crotch flinch..

that's just wrong.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:25 PM
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lol wouldn't his partner notice theres a large hole?
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:36 PM
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WTF? ever of heard of viagra, kid?
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:43 PM
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that's like SO HAWT. <3
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:49 PM
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First impression: ROFLMAO.

Viagra is available. Loser. tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 09:53 PM
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oh dear, how embarrasing. xDD
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Feb 16 2006, 6:26 PM)
AAAH! This seems really painful...
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that's what i was thinking... blink.gif

he could have just talked to his doctor about his problem...damn... wacko.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 11:24 PM
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You my friend have serious issues.
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(slut @ Feb 16 2006, 9:43 PM)
that's like SO HAWT. <3
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 01:55 AM
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How the hell do you stick a pencil in your penis ?
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 01:56 AM
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ROFL!!! What a freak. crazy.gif
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 03:44 AM
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"Hun, I have to cut our session short cause I have a pencil stuck in my penis."

That is so romantic! ::sarcastic::

That just ruins the whole mood, doesn't it? Dang, that's desperate!
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 07:33 PM
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.. ehem. AHHAAHS. viagra. LMAO.

honestly, i find this funny thinking about the scene. like hes going at it and all of a sudden starts screaming like a mf. ba. HAHAS.
 
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post Feb 17 2006, 11:36 PM
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oh. how gross.
 
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post Feb 18 2006, 01:24 AM
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oh well, sucks for him.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 07:49 PM
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That's pretty weird. Didn't it.. hurt? Owch.
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 09:03 PM
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ouchhhhhh. poor man. pinch.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 02:54 AM
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a penis stiff during sex..lol
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 03:16 PM
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WOW!!! THIS IS EVEN STUPIDER THAN THE GUY DYING OVER TOILET PAPER!!! HILARIOUS!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 16 2006, 4:55 PM) *
[i]"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."


haha..that last line made me laugh out loud....ouchh.... pinch.gif ouch ouch...wow..didnt know pencils could even fit in there
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 04:25 PM
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Wow, poor guy. Do they not have pills like viagra back there, or did he just not know, I wonder?
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 06:11 PM
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He apparently did not know.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 06:15 PM
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L M A O...hahahaaha that made me laugh...haha awwh..poor fellah...how does he not know about viagra =O ...i wonder what his "lover" thought... laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 06:17 PM
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^ Hahaha. "You.. what? Stuck a pencil in your cock and had sex with me with it still in you? You shouldn't have!" throb.gif
 
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:38 PM
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wtf o_o.
that`s.. unusual.
 
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:50 PM
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Gross and odd. blink.gif
 
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Lmao, this is disturbing.. damn that guy is plain out dumb.
 
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post Feb 23 2006, 08:14 PM
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not only is that gross but that's just stupid. i mean, just because your penis is being forced to stay "erect", it doesn't mean that you are going to still be able have sex. there has to be increased blood flow. v.v;
 
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post Feb 23 2006, 08:16 PM
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OWWW.
that's like a girl masturbating with a pencil. sounds painful.. and weird. mellow.gif

was the pencil pointy?
 
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post Feb 23 2006, 09:15 PM
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AHAHAHA. That's disgusting.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

That's really strange. There was this one girl at my school who apparently wanted to see what it'd be like to be a boy, so she stuck a sausage up her vagina and it got lodged in her bladder. She had to go to the hospital too. Soooo strange.
 
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lmaooooo laugh.gif
that must have hurt.
 
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I tried to laugh, but I almost vomitted reading that article
 
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