Dumb Song Lyrics Options

[xquizit]

Since someone created a thread about meaningful lyrics, I just thought it would be interesting to post some of the most lame or dumb song lyrics you can think of.

"Them Jeans" - Master P

Shake what you got in them jeans (them jeans)
Girl grab the wall, then shake it like a dog...

I'm country, she country, we country
Come closer, it's a free country
Damn you cute, girl you fine
Keep it right there, I wanna make you mine
Don't play no games, I gotta keep it real
Got the magic stick and a gold grill

LMAO. How stupid and degrading. Leave it to one of the game's worst rappers to come up with some of the lamest songs ever. I'd like to see somebody pass me some lines like that so I can b*tch slap them.

[Luster Soldier]

This lyrics is to the much controversial beatles song, Revolution 9. No one knows exactly what this song means yet. People say it's just random voices, but there might be a hidden meaning to it.

Well, do it next time.

I forgot about it, George, I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?

Yes.]

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number

Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants
About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire
Everyone of them knew that as time went by
They'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but
It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always
Umpteen your father's giving it diddly-i-dee
District was leaving, intended to pay for

Number 9, number 9

Who's to know?
Who was to know?

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

I sustained nothing worse than
Also for example
Whatever you're doing
A business deal falls through
I informed him on the third night
When fortune gives

Number 9, number 9, number 9

People ride, people ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Ride! Ride!

9, number 9, number 9, number 9

I've missed all of that
It makes me a few days late
Compared with, like, wow!
And weird stuff like that
Taking our sides sometimes
Floral bark
Rouge doctors have brought this specimen

I have nobody's short-cuts, aha…

9, number 9

With the situation

They are standing still

The plan, the telegram

Ooh ooh

Number 9, number

Ooh

A man without terrors from beard to false
As the headmaster reported to me
My son he really can try as they do to find function
Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
And his eyes were low

Alright!

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon
Or whatever to price it… yellow underclothes
So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead
Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all
So I said I'd marry, join the f**king navy and went to sea

In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
I'm not in the mood for whirling

Um da
Aaah

How?
Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
Birds for birding and fish for fishing
Them for themming and when for whimming

Only to find the night-watchman
Unaware of his presence in the building

Onion soup

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

Industrial output
Financial imbalance

Thrusting it between his shoulder blades

The Watusi
The twist

Eldorado

Take this brother, may it serve you well

Maybe it's nothing
Aaah
Maybe it's nothing
What? What? Oh

Maybe even then
Impervious in London
Could be difficult thing
It's quick like rush for peace is
Because it's so much
It was like being naked

If you became naked

Definitely the weirdest lyrics ever.

[rivendell]

*shudder* Luster, there's just something so unnerving about hearing Yoko Ono talking about being naked.

Worst. Lyric. EVER.

From N.E.R.D.'s 'She Wants to Move'

Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride [sound effect]
(Her ass) She's sexy!!
Move, she wants to move
But you're hogging her, and guarding her
She wants to move (she wants to move)
She wants to move (she wants to move)
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her (beat it!!)

... her ass is a spaceship?

From Chingy's 'One Call Away'

Girl recognize game, before game recognize YOU
You're dealin wit a player, TRUE
Now whatchu wanna do?
We can kick it and go puff on a blunt
Oh you don't smoke? Grab a pint of Hen' then we can get drunk
It's up to you, I'm the man but baby just let me know
Cuz if you got an attitude I could treat you just like a hoe
Get to rollin wit me baby, hop in there's enough room
We can gaze at the stars that shine like the moon
Gimme a chance to show ya, and a chance to know ya
Just be true, and there's nothing I won't do, for ya
Some women like to play it foul (foul)
But them the kind I put in the place of a child (child)
Don't worry be happy and smile and. . .

Oh that's good. God forbid a women's allowed to speak her mind.

[berries_n_cream]

One / Two / Three / Four / Five of them
Situation gettinh really live again
Girl dem wanna Fi hang out with
The players and the riders de
Beside of them and dem say
Dem tired of the liars
Dem friars and connivers
will never get inseide of dem
Dem clyder dem
Especially the money hider dem
Watchie watchie girl bout dem
A try fi make bride of dem
Denied again
some of them move like a spiderman
Girl dem say nah
open wide again

gotta luv seana paul
sry if u dont understand what hes sayin

[divinity_star]

How do people make so much money off lame lyrics?? Oh yeah, the morons that buy them.

[xtremeliquid]

Those lyrics don't even make sense.

[*basick*]

Lmao... Master P used to be fire though...

Lets see, "I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip, Thats the way Dylan Spit" - Dylan from "Da Band"

"I'm a star look in the sky you need a MICROSCOPE" - Fred "Da Band"

and a lot of "crunk" music is also wack.

[normalweirdo90]

There's only one explanation as to why Rap artists have such pathetic lyrics: RAP ... what does it stand for?

Retards Attempting Poetry

[x_perplexity]

aqua's- barbie girl was pretty stupid.

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

I was listening to the radio once in the car and I swear I heard the line "Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?" hahaha

Hilary Duff also has some pretty stupid lyrics. "If the light is off then it isn't on" NO WAY?

[sweetlyz]

i dunno if ya`ll remember them but i remember always seeing their video on the japanese music channel in japan .. LFO-SUMMER GiRLS .. what the hell were they on when they wrote this song?

[ryfitaDF]

this is a great song but the words make 0 sense.

Every Time I Die- Ebolarama

"Boys shoot to thrill from the hip. It's time we put the "act" in action.
We've tricked these pigs into thinking that this auction is a pageant.
In no time there will be makeup on our new set of cutlery.
The livestock is star-struck. They're all salivating like ravenous cartoons.
God'am animal.
You'd better watch were you spit.

Squeal like soft music. If it helps, we'll dim the lights on the floor.
Neon bulbs are the cosmetics of swine.
Everybody looks quite dazzling dressed up in their formal attire.
Oh...You'd make a great secret if I could keep you,
but we all spill our guts.

We're locked and loaded.
Drip-fed and bloated.
Our trigger fingers snagged
in the mousetrap of the moment.

Turn the lights off on us, like a moth left in the cold.
In the dark, begging for more.

When the urgency strikes you,
you'd better not lose your nerve.
It's the rush that the cockroaches get
at the end of the world.
It's alright. Its Alright
There's a pail by the bed if you need one
boy you're doing just fine
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans,
when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

Last call, kill it.

We don't think in terms of the morning afters,
and we don't utter a single word of the night befores.
In the meantime we're just thoughtless
incessant buzzing apparatus.
Disillusioned and lonelier than the last man standing.
It doesn't get any better than this
so run like Hell. x3

This is a rock and roll takeover.
Living each day one night at a time.
There were mercy fucks, there was blood.
Oh...You should have been there by my side.
This is passion, this is red-handed denial.
I have no lover and she hasn't the prettiest eyes.

Last call, kill it."

[rivendell]

aqua's- barbie girl was pretty stupid.

That song was so dirty too! 'You can do my hair / undress me anywhere' 'life in plastic / its fantastic' Naughty, wicked, horrible Aqua and their bad music!!

[hybrid]

I thought the Macarena was the worst song lyrics.. because I have no clue what they're talking about! I mean its about this girl.. nevermind. Singers are destroying the pop culture.

[x_perplexity]

I was listening to the radio once in the car and I swear I heard the line "Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?" hahaha

that's from Liz Phair's- Why Can't I

i have a lotta stupid songs in my head. just finished watching VH1's most awesomely bad songs ever.

[hybrid]

that's from Liz Phair's- Why Can't I

i have a lotta stupid songs in my head. just finished watching VH1's most awesomely bad songs ever.

They said Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up is a bad song. Its my theme song! And its not bad. I think..

[LatinaLady]

From Chingy's 'One Call Away'



Oh that's good. God forbid a women's allowed to speak her mind.

i agree with you on this one. ita so annoying when guys say that

[shawty_redd]

i agree with you on this one. ita so annoying when guys say that

i know! they make me so mad..we cant say anything...

[xquizit]

*bump* I know Steven got some good ones.

What was that Lloyd Banks line again... the one about Roman Noodles.

[enyceXaddiction]

How do people make so much money off lame lyrics?? Oh yeah, the morons that buy them.

^LOLS.

[*Azarel*]

LFO - Summer Girls.

[Teesa]

Okay, I must admit, I was a fan of this song a while back..but the lyrics are

Vanilla Ice//Ice Ice Baby

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

[*basick*]

LLoyd Banks - I'm So Fly

Look dogg, I don't roll with the poodles // only difference is I'm in Rome eating and you at home eating Roman Noodles

Canibus

You might have more cash than me // But you ain't got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me

NORE

I drink Hennessey straight with tomato juice

[xquizit]

You might have more cash than me // But you ain't got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me

When did he say that? I hope it was a freestyle.

[*basick*]

Chingy - Balla Baby

I like them black, white, puerto ricon, or haitian,
like japanese, chinese, or even asian!

[*nightmare4taki*]

Diplomats - Crunk Muzik
[Jim Jones]
This is that bang, bang, bang
To my hooligan, gang
While you movin' them thangs
And ya toolies go blast (silence)

[Cam'Ron]
That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie, what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a d-d-d-uck
I'm the mince, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the f**k


And I keep heat, cause in these streets (what you hear?)
Just hear woop, woop, whant, whant, beep, beep (that's the cops)

So tell Lucceey (what)
That her boobi's, loco, cookie monster,

Gucci Mane ft. Young Jeezy - So Icey
[Gucci Mane]
She diggin my fit, she think I'm da shit
Is this a chain on my neck, or the watch in my wrist
Maybe the ice in my ear, or my bracelet
But she look like the type that could take a d*ck

I got so many rocks, on my chain and watch
I know I'm da shit, my chain hang down to my d*ck
I know I'm da bomb, just look at my charms
I know I'm da shit, my chain hang down to my d*ck

I'm so icy
Look at my charms
My...chain...hang...down...to my d**k

50 cent ft. Nate Dogg
[50 cent]
We're only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid loves cake

[*basick*]

Juelz Santana - Santanas Town

I am a baller balller // You are not at all a baller // I scored your girl, hurry up, call her call her //

[xquizit]

Hey Steven. Where did you say you found this mix or whatever for dumb song lyrics?

[Looow]

I agree with you. That part of the song "In Them Jeans" was just pathetic.

Barbie Girl- Aqua was just plain out wrong as well.

[*nightmare4taki*]

Tick, tock to da clock fo me
don't stop doin that
and shawty know I mean what I say so she won't stop doin dat

Anything Juelz says makes me laugh

[mzbbc]

And we ain’t gotta make love (yes, sir)
And we can just cuddle up (yes, sir)
But if she want me 2 beat it up (yes, sir)
Then dammit I’ll beat it up (yes, sir)

WTF. lameass song w/ lame lyrics.

Lookin for a little shorty hot and horny so that I can take home
She can be 18 wit an attitude
or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude
Boo, as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on

damn. wasn't he around 26 at this time, singin about 18 and 19 year olds...?

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

gotta luv seana paul 
sry if u dont understand what hes sayin

Do you not understand the point of this trhead, is for lyrics you think are stupid and dumb? Not the ones you actually like? That deserves a bitch slap. Look at the name of the thread, and read peoples posts. That deserves 2 bitchslaps.