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 Jan 24 2006, 11:51 PM
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When Peyton Manning died and went to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag and in every window, a Terrible Towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said........ "That's not Ben's house.....it's MINE. " |
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Jan 25 2006, 01:49 AM
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lol, sorta not really funny
my joke is better |
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