when i was small, i used to think that... Options

[yo pusha]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

when i was small i used to think that if i concentrated hard enough, i could be an super saiyan. and if i focused my energy, i could fly.

when i was small i used to think that escalators had "teeth" and if you dont stand still they would bite you



more later..

[*lolita kitty*]

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

[yo pusha]

I ued to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

lol

when i was small i used to think that girls had babies, pooed, and pissed all out of their vagina

when i was small i used to think that a girl got pregnant when someone would pee in her butt

[ichiban]

i thought that whatever time it was was how old i was. (for example if it was 2, then i would be 2years old)

i thought that when two people got married, they'd automatically become pregnant

[*Azarel*]

Shouldn't it be "when I was younger"? People can still be small when they're old. ._.

[*salcha*]

when i was young, i used to think that once you got married, you could have a baby if you just said the right word.

[yo pusha]

lol.. small in terms of the number that is your age

when i was small, i watched those old comedy shows where you can hear the audiances laughter in the background, and i thought the laughter was in my head

when i was small, my grandfather would do the magic trick where you pull a quarter out of my ear and i would wonder why he doesnt keep doing that and become rich

[*Zatanna*]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct.

[*lolita kitty*]

lol

when i was small i used to think that girls had babies, pooed, and pissed all out of their vagina

when i was small i used to think that a girl got pregnant when someone would pee in her butt

HAHA that last one made me laugh.
When I was younger I thought you had to have 'boobies" to have sex.
I was a strange child.

[klumzy]

when i was small i used to think everything was just perfect.. but then i grew up

[*salcha*]

When I was younger, I didn't know about digital enhancing so I thought people really flew in the movies.

[KissMe2408]

When I was younger i used to think that if you stand outside at night and scream at the top of your lungs your friends name that they would appear.

When I was younger I used to think that Barney was so great, and that the cake dripping with pink icing could only be made by him.

When i was younger I used to think my dad was joking when he left.

When I was younger i used to think that I was the tallest one in my class.


Things have def changed over the years.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct. 

lmfao!

[AnnahhbeL]

when i was youner, i thouhgt all you needed to do was to be kissed on your lips by the one you love and get pregnant.

now i've changed. that was back then.

[kanina]

When I was young, I thought that if I stayed under my cap I wouldn't be seen when I didn't want to.

[mzbbc]

when i was little i thought animals got married.
i thought that if you planted a stick of bubble gum you could grow a bubble gum tree.
i thought that if i jumped out of a window and flapped my arms i could fly.

[Saeglopur]

When I was young, I pressed my forehead against the TV to look for the other people on the show not shown on the frame.

[lilliannnn]

When I was young I used to think that a Ken doll was anatomically correct. 

When I was young, my mom drew on the Ken doll to teach me about body parts....



When I was young, I thought that if you swallowed bubble gum it would stay there for 7 years.

When I was young, I thought Tylenol was the cure for everything.

[*kryogenix*]

When I was young, I thought old movies were black and white because the world was black and white back then.

[pshaa.shauna]

When I was younger I refused to get dressed in front o fo the television because I thought the people were watching me.

And I thought checks gave poeple money hat came out of nowhere.

[xscore]

i used to think that God held a magic golden coin, and whenever He got mad, that golden coin would strike lightning and thunder. LOL

i used to think that dust bunnies were real rabbits under my bed.

i used to think that when you fell asleep, you were actually dead for a short period of time.

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

SAME HERE!
but that's what my mom actually told me. LOL

[*not_your_average*]

When I was young, I thought old movies were black and white because the world was black and white back then.

Same here!

When I was little, I went to the beach one time and saw a big, white bird. (A seagull.) I thought it was a stork because it picked up something from the water and I thought it picked up a baby.

[Hell-Rell]

When I was little I use to think Black people had black blood and white people had white blood.

[xosteffanator]

when I was little I thought babies came from birds...
now I know the truth...
shouldn't this bleong in forum games?

[jEllyBeaNs]

when i was little my sister and my cousin use to tell me tht i would die first because i was the oldest, so i thought i would die before them just because i was older. :(

[Paul M. is baaac...]

When I was younger I used to think that monters lived in my brothers bedroom, I used to think I was amazing at soccer (I might have been, for my age) and that everything was bigger. I suppose it was, at the time.

[*rtc_nospeakenglish*]

When I was younger, I used to think that the gum you swallow go to a special chamber in your stomach and it stays there.

When I was younger, I used to think astrologers and astronomers were the same.

[BarreL]

when i was young , i thought grumpy from the seven dwarfs was the scariest thing ever in the entire universe .

[sharerol]

When I was little, my friend had this flute and he said if he blew it he would bring Gary from pokemon to life and that Gary wanted to kill me. He scared me.

When I was little, I thought boys were yucky and had cooties. Ahahhh :\

[EddieV]

When I was small, I used to think that Spanish people were Chinese, because they both talk fast....

[redpeony]

When I was young, I actually thought that people used to be black and white, based on watching old movies... and that we slowly came to colour as things became more modern.

[sarcastic biscui...]

When I was younger, I used to think that little men sat inside of streetlights and had flashlights with colored plastic wrap over them, and that was how they changed the colors of the lights...

[Smoogrish]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

when i was small i used to think that if i concentrated hard enough, i could be an super saiyan. and if i focused my energy, i could fly.

when i was small i used to think that escalators had "teeth" and if you dont stand still they would bite you
more later..

HAHA I read a book like that when I was little! This poor little kid swallowed an orange seed and checked every day inside his mouth to see if it was growing.

I thought that caterpillars would eat my guts out. With pointy teeth they hid inside them. I especially hated those fuzzy ones. They still scare me.

[sharerol]

^ and it was in an episode of rugrats. hahah. when i was little, i watched rugrats. :|

[m.ar.i.a]

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

omg, that was ezactly wat i was thinking when i was reading this topic title

[vash1530]

When I was young, I actually thought that people used to be black and white, based on watching old movies... and that we slowly came to colour as things became more modern.

dont feel bad....same here....

When I was young i thought that one day some one would come and tell me that i was special and that i had a great destiny........still waiting....

[*lolita kitty*]

OH, I KNOW ONE.

When I was younger, I didn't know about special effects or anything like that, and I thought that people literally risked their lived to die in movies.
I always thought, "wow, what has this world come to? killing people for movies!"

[jackizzle]

when i was small i used to think that intead of it being called "pay per view" i thought it was "paper view" which then made me wonder why the heck they called it that.

haha

[smearedmakeup]

When I was younger, I thought mommy was crying because they were tears of joy..

[AngryBaby]

when i was little my sister and my cousin use to tell me tht i would die first because i was the oldest, so i thought i would die before them just because i was older. :(

haha i remember that......its true ;D

[Chii]

whenever i saw a commercial with phone numbers with letters in them i thought they were fake because i didn't know that a,b, and c were actually 1 and so on.

i also thought that if you drew on yourself with a marker or pen, the mark would raise into a bump and stay there forever. that's what my brother told me and since then i never wrote on myself at all...sometimes i actually still believe it

[akjsd]

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[Gerifan04]

When I was really young I used to think that my little sister was weird cause I saw her getting changed and she didn't have a penis like me lol.

When I was young I used to think that if you got to close to the drain in the bathtub you could get sucked in lol.

[HolyMoly]

When I was small I thought that GI joes would kill you. I saw that one movie with all the barbies and GI joes, it freaked me out. :)

[whooooshy]

when i was small i used to think that escalators had "teeth" and if you dont stand still they would bite you

that somewhat happened to me i was running up the escalators and somehow i jabbed my leg into the "teeth." it started bleeding pretty badly, and i was only about 7 so i asked my mom if i was going to die.

anyways...
when i was young, i used to think sex was a man and woman in bed, kissing. and that when a couple has a baby, it's because they both decided they wanted one and there we goooo! the woman was pregnant.

[crazeegirl411]

^ and it was in an episode of rugrats.  hahah.  when i was little, i watched rugrats.  :|

Awe I still watch rugrats.

when i was small i used to think that intead of it being called "pay per view" i thought it was "paper view" which then made me wonder why the heck they called it that.

haha

Me too XD. I wasn't that young though..

When I was young, I used to think there would be hair in fingerprints.

When I was young, I thought my sister playing the recorder was the most amazing and talented thing in the world. And she had the coolest things because her paper was scented.

BTW reading what you guys say is really cute. I don't really have cute stuff like that.

[Smoogrish]

that somewhat happened to me  i was running up the escalators and somehow i jabbed my leg into the "teeth." it started bleeding pretty badly, and i was only about 7 so i asked my mom if i was going to die.

anyways...
when i was young, i used to think sex was a man and woman in bed, kissing. and that when a couple has a baby, it's because they both decided they wanted one and there we goooo! the woman was pregnant.

Awh, escalators with teeth? That's pretty scary. How did you get around?

[mocassinsx29]

when i was small i used to think everything was just perfect.. but then i grew up

WAYYYY TOO EMO.

i used to wonder what the ppl inside my tv would do when i turned it off.
i used to try and catch the ppl inside my fridge who would turn the light on and off.

yeaaaa... i have a lot of "little ppl" instances in my youth.

[mocassinsx29]

sorry x_x

[vash1530]

^ kinda like that

i used to wonder what happened to the people in a video game if you pressed restart, or deleted ur saved data. i used to think that they would never be saved or something. It actually made me feel an obligation to help them by beating the game!!!!

[Elleusion]

When I was little, I used to think that eating any fat would make you really really fat.

My mom got really pissed when I looked at the nutrition facts, and saw like 1 gram of fat and refused to eat it.

I also used to think that the sandman was the boogeyman, so whenever someone talked about the sandman, I would freak out.

[Gigi]

I used to think that ALL commercials were live, every single one of them.

So I'd go to my mom and say "Mommy, how come the actors and actresses in the commercial can act so well each time? They look like they're doing exactly the same thing!"

[Elleusion]

^Oh yeah, me too.

I was freaked out that they could do the exact same thing every time!

[Stephire]

When I was young I didn't understand that it costs money to by things.

[NoSex]

When I was young I used to think Santa Claus and God were real.

Dang was I silly!

[Smoogrish]

Used to?

Of course they exist. Who else would give out the presents?

[NoSex]

Of course they exist. Who else would give out the presents? 

Oh shit.

I f**ked up bad.

[Smoogrish]

Yes, you did. Santa's not going to give you presents this year if you continue spreading this strange rumor that he doesn't exist. Better watch your back or he'll send his reindeer mafia after you.

[BarreL]

when my twin sister and i were little , we thought freckles were just sprinkles from god .

when i was little , i thought when you turned the game controller your character would move too .

uh - oh --> post no . 500 .

[Cuperdon]

I thought of standing on the clouds when I was small

Why girls need tampons, and what they are hiding.

[krispy_kreme333]

I always thought that the songs on the radio were live. I would seriously wonder how they did it so perfectly each time. I thought that until I was like 10.

[subtle_profanity]

I thought "occupied" was pronounced, "a cup peed".

[NoSex]

Better watch your back or he'll send his reindeer mafia after you. 

Oh my. They can't really fly can they?!

[omgah_itsmaggiex]

when i was little, id watch day time soap operas and theyd say, "omg. i slept when joe and got pregnant." so i literally thought if you slept with a guy, youd get pregnant.

[aznxdreamer]

when i was small, i used to think that babies came from costco.

[Cuperdon]

when i was small, i used to think that babies came from costco.

haha is it because they sit in the carts?

[KrunkMuzik]

When I was small I used to think clouds would once in a while come down from the sky, drink water from the sea, and then just pee it back down.

[sprezzatura]

When I was small I used to think clouds would once in a while come down from the sky, drink water from the sea, and then just pee it back down.

That's weird and cute at the same time.

[xmkaex]

i thought that when two people got married, they'd automatically become pregnant

same here..lol

when i was young, i thought that if you ate a watermelon seed, you would have a watermelon growing in your belly

[jackizzle]

same here..lol

when i was young, i thought that if you ate a watermelon seed, you would have a watermelon growing in your belly

aha yes that rugrats episode scared me fovever.

[Paul M. is baaac...]

Oh yeah, I also used to think the world was black and white, because of the old T.V programmes.

[cLinT_wEStw0oD]

When I was young, I thought old movies were black and white because the world was black and white back then.

When I was young, I thought that if you swallowed bubble gum it would stay there for 7 years.

it does...

[lavadrugs]

when I was younger I use tp think that the clock went to a hundred

[Paul M. is baaac...]

Also, I used to think that adults (aka my parents) kept growing...

[porcelainxhearts]

when i was small, my mom told me that diniguan (filipino dish) was chocolate meat.so i ate it all the time.

[heyyfrankie]

when i was younger, i used to think that if i wished REALLY hard on all of my birthdays while blowing out the candles...i c/would become the green lantern.

never worked. :[

[krispy_kreme333]

I used to think the movie Jamunji was scary. It scarred me for life.

[sarcastic biscui...]

Oh yeah, and I remember thinking that anything that had the word 'free' in it was free, like at the grocery store...I would walk over to the yogurt and find one that said 'fat free', walk over to my mom, and go "Mommy, buy this one!"

[Dragonfly_babe]

When i was younger I thought then when people moved they would switch places with the person buying the house.

[De112]

when I was young I used to think the gangsta tooth fairy gave me dollar bills...
I got juiced one time cus i kept putting my tooth under my pillow but he never copped me some dollar bills. Moms had to explain.

[*chaneun*]

i used to think that 1st grade was highschool.
i used to think that i could fly if i put my arms on top of pillows and flap them.
i used to think that dimetap cold medicine was soda, so i drank a whole bottle.

[Smoogrish]

I used to think I could get a wand from some tree out back, stick some hair in the center, and make things float with "Wingardium Leviosa!"

Goodness knows how long I spent trying to do that flick thing.

[*Mintyfresh977*]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

Me too. Lol.

[Teesa]

When I was small, I used to think that there were 52 states, instead of 50.
And that my dolls were real..I think I got that from A Little Princess.

[Smoogrish]

^ I still talk to my stuffed animals, on occasion. They're just so.. cute and friendly looking!

*everyone: oh. what a weirdo.*

[voguelove]

when i was young, i thought if i sat on the toilet seat for too long then a witch would grab me with her hand and pull me down.

[Smoogrish]

Whoa. I wasn't that.. scared. I only thought that you could flush yourself down the toilet.

But jeez, a witch? Agh.

[NoSex]

when i was young, i thought if i sat on the toilet seat for too long then a witch would grab me with her hand and pull me down.

Wow. I thought that exact same thing. I also figured that when you flushed, you sent her dumb ass packing. So, even if I didn't have to go, I would run into the bathroom, flush the toilet, and declare victory.

[*stephinika*]

when i was younger, i used to think making babies involved a guy and a girl just lying next to/on top of each other in bed, thats it.

[STFU_BREAKIT]

when i was young, i thought florida was in the sky cause we would always go on an airplane.

when i was young, i thought everything had feelings.

when i was young, i thought you could get to heaven on a plane.

[shortiiex]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

i thought of that after i watched Rugrats

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

same here..and i thought you can even see throught the belly button

[Relient]

When I was young, I used to believe that I could fly in the sky like those old kung fu movies if I kept using air as a stepping stone and move foot by foot.

Ahh... naivety...

[Retrogressive]

That Canada and Mexico were beside eah other.
Silly little girl.

[Smoogrish]

When I was young, I used to believe that I could fly in the sky like those old kung fu movies if I kept using air as a stepping stone and move foot by foot.

Ahh... naivety...

Hahahahha. That would be nice though ;)

[krispy_kreme333]

When I was in 3rd grade I used to think that going into space wasn't that difficult, and that I would someday go to the moon. I imagined going to space was like getting on a plane and bam you were there. Eventually I realized that it would never happen.

[mzbbc]

when i was little my sister and my cousin use to tell me tht i would die first because i was the oldest, so i thought i would die before them just because i was older. :(

haha woah i thought that too.

when i was little i used to think that aladdin was a real person.

[emazing]

srsly.
When I was a bit younger, like around 6 or 7, I used to imagine that if I swallowed an orange/apple seed, then it would grow inside of me, and I would have roots and such sticking out of my mouth, nose, and whatnot.
I had a strange way of thinking.

[AcrylicuZ]

when i was little i thought that looking at the microwave light would make you ugly *from some movie*

[racoons > you]

when i was young, i thought nsync were the height of musical excellence.

[loveneko]

When I was small I used to think that if you touched a fat person you would get fat.

When I was little I used to think that if you planted money you could grow a money tree(and i did it)

When i was little I thought you could jump into the T.V (Damned Blue Clues)

When I was little I used to think dolls came to life, and watched T.v with you, but you couldnt show them scary movies cause they would be evil. (Darned Chucky)

When I was little, i thought my kitty would protect me from those evil dolls.

When I was little, i thought you would catch cancer in your vagina if you sat with your legs open.