the official missy elliot unappreciation post Options

[yo pusha]

Hey Missy!

I made this post for you today, because I am tired of you singing of your "sexy cha cha" and how "nobody ever fucks you like the first time". Female Ruben Studdard, nobody wants to hear that!! Also, I don't like your music. You are the artist that single handedly ruins classic beats.

Beep Beep! //
Who got the keys to tha' jeep? //

STOP IT!!! No, you aren't creative. Music fans don't even know what they are supporting. How can you guys make such a big blunder, mistaking "wack" for "creative"??

xo, steven ding




ps. your shoes are wack. and you are a biter.

[*Statistik*]

I am speechless.

[yo pusha]

yes she is that bad. let me ask you guys this : why do you like her? is it because of her undeniable beauty? her nonpariel lyricism? her sex appeal? her boots? because she is a female doing well in an male dominated industry? please enlighten me..

[yo pusha]

I don't particularly like her..but she makes enjoyable music for the audience she targets her music towards..

that doesn't really make sense.. cause every artist does that... lol.. artists make musics their fans like.. thats why they are called "fans".. or else they wouldnt be fans.. haha

[*RiC3xBoy*]

According to her....

I'm really,really hot
Everytime my records drop
Radio says I won't stop
Cus' I'm killin' em'

[yo pusha]

I was trying to say she wasn't completely talentless..if she can entertain an audience..

two words

william hung

[*Statistik*]

She's not even that attracting...she's disgusting to me.

[The_AZN_Godfathe...]

Ugh, I don't really like her either.

I can't believe that one song... I think "Work It" was a Grammy Nominee. That song was just... out of place.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Missy Elliot, thinks she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here
i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here

Afroman - Whack Rappers. Check that shit out Lol.

[fameONE]

You give Missy too much credit, Ding. Check the credits on her albums and see the team of producers and ghostwriters.

You should be hatin' on Magoo and Skillz. They write a lot of her lyrics.

[yo pusha]

i really hope skillz and magoo arent the ones writing about her having a "sexy cha cha" because then they are officially suspect..

[*Weird addiction*]

Please...she's talented. So what if they write her songs for her? She sings them well and she's making $$ like hell. Stop whining, she's good.

[NoSex]

She definitely is a beat thief.

[*mzkandi*]

Whoooaaa....I'm glad somebody said it. I use to be ok with Missy but lately she has been getting on my last damn nerve. It's numerous things, most of which have already been stated in the first post. The Road to Stardom , anyone? Yeah, Missy sit it down home girl.

[racoons > you]

two words

william hung

that doesnt prove your argument, you know... hes an entertainer, and if can entertain an audience, he is therefore good at what he does.

i like pass that dutch. it makes me smile

[hi-C]

i really hope skillz and magoo arent the ones writing about her having a "sexy cha cha" because then they are officially suspect..

It's "cho-cha" but whatever.

[simx]

True... she can entertain an audience... I'm just not apart of that particular audience.

[sprezzatura]

Isn't it depreciation not unappreciation?

Anyhow, I don't like her.

[KissMe2408]

I don't think Missy Elliott is as horrible as you make her out to be.
Even though people write her lyrics for her, and she doesn't look exactly like a model or whatever, that's fine. I mean, hey power to her for making it this far without fitting into a size 2.
She obviously knows how to market herself, which isn't that easy, and she knows the right people, blah , blah, blah.
There's a lot more then just singing. But hey I used to sing her songs back in the day...2002? i think. lol Missy is ok. I wouldn't say she is horrible. I personally think she is creative, or the people who write for her creative...not necessarily the lyrics, but the music. I mean, it's so..random..lol i dunno. flame on.

[lilliannnn]

I like her. And I don't think she's ugly.


Haha, maybe I shouldn't be posting in this thread then....

[miss barnes]

i like her...she's funny to me.

[yo pusha]

one missy elliot doesnt produce most of her hit songs so dont give her credit for that, and the ones which she does produce she is a biter. blackstar's childrens story sounds like it was directed to her.. yes i know its not lol

she can entertain an audiance. that is not as hard as it sounds. i find it funny how everyone here hates on 50 cent because he can market himself and entertain his "target audiance" but love people like ruben studdard i mean missy elliot who can entertain their target audiance. i could go into a mental institution and start singing and everyone there would be entertained. am i comparing missy elliots fans to mental dudes? yes.. am i being a tad bit extreme? maybe.. why am i giving myself an interview? i dont know..

by your reasoning, everybody in the music industry has the talent to entertain their target audiance.. which is true.. but then why is there such thing as a hater??

She sings them well and she's making $$ like hell. Stop whining, she's good.

i am hating on missy elliot because her sex appeal is at such a low level that she could not be singing about her sexy cha cha or how she wants you to f**k her like the first time.. i am hating because all her beats are jacked.. i am hating because she doesnt write hre own shit.. because her creativity is overrated.. because her shoes are wack.. because she treats other people as inferiors.. because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

why do you like her? because of her production? then you like her production team.. because of her lyrics? then you like her ghostwriters.. because of her creativity? then you like her video personnel.. because shes a "big" african american woman making money? then you are blinded.. because of the way she dresses? then you like her stylists.. because of her sex appeal? then you should kill yourself..

scream @ me

[*Weird addiction*]

i am hating on missy elliot because her sex appeal is at such a low level that she could not be singing about her sexy cha cha or how she wants you to f**k her like the first time.. i am hating because all her beats are jacked.. i am hating because she doesnt write hre own shit.. because her creativity is overrated.. because her shoes are wack.. because she treats other people as inferiors.. because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

why do you like her? because of her production? then you like her production team.. because of her lyrics? then you like her ghostwriters.. because of her creativity? then you like her video personnel.. because shes a "big" african american woman making money? then you are blinded.. because of the way she dresses? then you like her stylists.. because of her sex appeal? then you should kill yourself..

scream @ me

Haha. I like her because she's talented...YES. I mean, so what if people write her lyrics for her? she does a damn good job...she's making money like hell, she sells thousands of cds and all those shit.
To you, Missy might not be "hot" but to others she is. That's just your personal opinion...like it or not, she's talented...so what if she's "just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick"? She's making the money, she's having fun...and she's entertaining the audience and to me, that's all that matters...

[racoons > you]

because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

well if that is what she is trying to do, she is certainly succeeding, therefore she is good at what she does.

[yo pusha]

Haha. I like her because she's talented...YES. I mean, so what if people write her lyrics for her? she does a damn good job...she's making money like hell, she sells thousands of cds and all those shit.
To you, Missy might not be "hot" but to others she is. That's just your personal opinion...like it or not, she's talented...so what if she's "just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick"? She's making the money, she's having fun...and she's entertaining the audience and to me, that's all that matters...

you make zero sense.. what does she do a "damn good job" of?

well if that is what she is trying to do, she is certainly succeeding, therefore she is good at what she does.

no, thats her publicist and record label and producers that are doing a good job, she is just a puppet being used in an experiement

[*Weird addiction*]

you make zero sense.. what does she do a "damn good job" of?

Just forget about it, whatever i say wouldn't make sense to you...you hate missy too much...

[racoons > you]

no, thats her publicist and record label and producers that are doing a good job, she is just a puppet being used in an experiement

that doesnt mean she has contributed nothing to do with the process. you cant disregard her as entirely useless just because you dont like her.

[xquizit]

Hi Steven.

[yo pusha]

sup roxanne havent talked to you for a while lol did you change your aim or something?

no point arguing with people as stupid and stubborn as some of you.. its like arguing with helen keller over the color of a painting.. plus im too lazy to type and its finals week..

i just mean that some of you are too stubborn to let anything sway you, so determined to try and prove me wrong that you ignore the obvious facts, although a voice inside you is like damn hes right you still have to try and pull facts out of nowhere because you are too prideful. scream at me

[*mzkandi*]

Ouch, Steven :/

[xTINAA]

I like her. And I don't think she's ugly.
Haha, maybe I shouldn't be posting in this thread then....

I agree. I like her too and she's not the ugliest person out there.

I like her music and while it might not be the best I still like it. I like the beats and to me it does seem somewhat creative (lyrics and whatnot).

And how sexy someone is, how hot they are, how beautiful they are, whatever, that is all subjective so you have no right to say she's not any of those things. Just because your definition of sexy is different than some other dude doesn't mean that yours is right. If you think she's busted and another guy thinks she's hot then so be it.

[racoons > you]

sup roxanne havent talked to you for a while lol did you change your aim or something?

no point arguing with people as stupid and stubborn as some of you.. its like arguing with helen keller over the color of a painting.. plus im too lazy to type and its finals week..

i just mean that some of you are too stubborn to let anything sway you, so determined to try and prove me wrong that you ignore the obvious facts, although a voice inside you is like damn hes right you still have to try and pull facts out of nowhere because you are too prideful. scream at me

yes steven. stubborness is the only reason i or anyone else disagrees with you.

of course.

[yo pusha]

yes steven. stubborness is the only reason i or anyone else disagrees with you.

of course.

im glad you realize that. peace!

[Joss-eh-lime]

i like some of her songs. just like i like some of any artists songs. shes not that bad.

[racoons > you]

im glad you realize that. peace!

sigh

[pandamonium]

yes she is that bad. let me ask you guys this : why do you like her? is it because of her undeniable beauty? her nonpariel lyricism? her sex appeal? her boots? because she is a female doing well in an male dominated industry? please enlighten me..

She's not even that attracting...she's disgusting to me.

OHHHHH SOOO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL. YOU HAVE TO BE BEAUTIFUL. man you guys should get a million dollars for discovering the secrets of how to become a celebrity.

If you are going to bash someone for putting up some bad lyrics then get everyone else who does the same thing cause im sure there are atleast 5 other rappers that do the same thing.

[vash1530]

yes but he decided to make one bashing missy in particular. if you want to bash someone, you are more than welcome to make them an unappreciation thread yourself.

[lavadrugs]

yes she is that bad. let me ask you guys this : why do you like her? is it because of her undeniable beauty? her nonpariel lyricism? her sex appeal? her boots? because she is a female doing well in an male dominated industry? please enlighten me..

I like you. U speak the truth everybody's always hiped up when a new album comes but we really must ask our selves te question is she that good


I think not

[racoons > you]

yes but he decided to make one bashing missy in particular. if you want to bash someone, you are more than welcome to make them an unappreciation thread yourself.

indeed.

although if you do, do at least call it a depreciation thread as opposed to unappreciation, which isnt, in fact, a word

[hi-C]

I like you. U speak the truth everybody's always hiped up when a new album comes but we really must ask our selves te question is she that good
              I think not

Everybody's always hyped up (which you misspelled) because she happens to release incredibly catchy first singles. The question of if she's good or not is irrelevant, she has some sort of appeal that works.

[*Weird addiction*]

no point arguing with people as stupid and stubborn as some of you.. its like arguing with helen keller over the color of a painting.. plus im too lazy to type and its finals week..

i just mean that some of you are too stubborn to let anything sway you, so determined to try and prove me wrong that you ignore the obvious facts, although a voice inside you is like damn hes right you still have to try and pull facts out of nowhere because you are too prideful. scream at me

What the hell is wrong with you? I'm NOT trying to change your opinions i'm just trying to show you my point of view, you don't have to get all pissed off. And who the f**k is stupid? I seriously don't want to get into any argument with a kid who fails to recognise talents when it's in front of him.

Talk about annoying cB kids...wow.

By the way there are MANY artists who get their songs written for them. So whenever you listen to a song, do you ask yourself "did s/he actually write that song"? or what not? No, you don't. Normal people don't. You simply enjoy the beauty of the song...
I'm not going to write a poem, I just want you to see things from my point of view, i'm not trying to persuade you. But i think it's rather bizarre if you can't see that she's got a little bit of talent...but hey, that's you.

[Mr. Slowjamz]

from a certain extent ....i too have realized how commercialized missy can get . but let me emphasize that fact that she has a personality and charisma that can charm the audience . that is also one important aspect of an entertainer .

unless timbaland and magoo can strut enough energy to blow a whole concert themselves based on there beats lol

do you see andrew lloyd webber perform on his famous broadway shows? itll be funny if i see him as the masked phantom or jaque

[Nugget]

I like her.


All in the matter of opinion. So, I agree with Chrissy and Lilly.

[miszSERENiTY]

Hmm, I never questioned Missy's talent until I read this topic...honestly, she is not the BEST female rapper out there, but she really isn't as bad as you're making her out to be. But hey, she's rich so who really cares.

[glorizaza]

i hate her song that says things like "cha cha " "bo-bo-bong bong" i forgot the title but i kinda like "lose control".
shes not THAT bad. shes okai. but i dont like her anywayz.

[pandamonium]

I like you. U speak the truth everybody's always hiped up when a new album comes but we really must ask our selves te question is she that good
              I think not

there are so many people that just listen to her songs just because of the beat, they probably dont even know what she is saying but they still like her. she doesnt have to be good she just has to attract people to her music. what about techno? there is no words in techno but still people listen to it because its very entracing.