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post Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
 
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post Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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Hi God.
Merry Christmas, Jesus. _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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Happy Birthday Jesus, We're doing this for you.
 
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post Dec 24 2005, 11:55 PM
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Guys, I find this VERY offensive. Who ever is impersonating God, Santa Claus, Santas Helper, and the Grinch should just STOP. I don't find this funny at all. stubborn.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:05 AM
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merry christmas, createblog.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:05 AM
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yea, i agree w/ yo pusha.

But...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:06 AM
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jesus is totally awesome.

stop pretending your god. its bad.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:09 AM
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agreed. quit. even though i'm acting like i'm...a helper(yeah yeah i said it), doesnt mean u should do this.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:10 AM
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that blew it.. loser.










jk. yeah happy birthday.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:11 AM
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Ell oh ell. Vin Diesel. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:11 AM
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Merry Christmas to CB and all!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:14 AM
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:14 AM
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aight, now to be honest, I'm only the elf...hahaha, and...K_ is only santa...
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:17 AM
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WOW. KC AND DJ SHAME ON YOU. YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP. OMG WOW stubborn.gif stubborn.gif stubborn.gif stubborn.gif stubborn.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:17 AM
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steven you're blowing it...
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:19 AM
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Merry Christmas!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:22 AM
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And Merry Christmas to you!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:27 AM
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I wonder when Jesus birthday actually is. On the boondocks Huey was asaying it would be impossible for it to be Jesus birthday to take place this time of year because of the Palestinian winters being too cold.

Anyway Happy birthday Jesus.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 12:32 AM
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hahaha
steven shouldnt be talking
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 01:48 AM
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Whoever is impersonating God is offending me. >:(
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 04:43 AM
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QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Dec 25 2005, 1:48 AM)
Whoever is impersonating God is offending me. >:(
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I find it offensive as well.
I think all of this spam is ridiculous.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 05:45 AM
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I agree with the offensive thing.........



Ehh.....what they hay, Happy Birthday Jesus!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 05:47 AM
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Funny.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 07:05 AM
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ok, wow..i dont mean to offend anyone but i definitely agree with the whole mr god=stopppp.

why dont we have a huge post with all the upcoming holidays? not everyone celebrates christmas or believes in god.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE(MeLoNiSyUmMy @ Dec 25 2005, 7:05 AM)
ok, wow..i dont mean to offend anyone but i definitely agree with the whole mr god=stopppp.

why dont we have a huge post with all the upcoming holidays? not everyone celebrates christmas or believes in god.
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I agree, I'm not Christian and I am still very offended.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 10:29 AM
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QUOTE(yo pusha @ Dec 24 2005, 10:55 PM)
Guys, I find this VERY offensive. Who ever is impersonating God, Santa Claus, Santas Helper, and the Grinch should just STOP. I don't find this funny at all.  stubborn.gif
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i didn't even have to check IPs just to make sure you were Mr. God. rolleyes.gif

BUT ANYWAYSSSSS

happy birthday, jesus.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 11:21 AM
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xmas.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!xmas.gif
i hope everyone enjoys their christmas, and i hope you recieved lots and lots of presents!!! throb.gif

QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Dec 25 2005, 12:27 AM)
I wonder when Jesus birthday actually is. On the boondocks Huey was asaying it  would be impossible for it to be Jesus birthday to take place this time of year because of the Palestinian winters being too cold.

Anyway Happy birthday Jesus.
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if you read the bible and actually pay attention to the details, it's impossible that Jesus' birthday is in december. considering the time of virgin Mary's pregnancy, for example. biggrin.gif

christmas has actually, not a lot to do with Jesus' birth, rather the pagan stuff and the german winter solstice (sp).
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post Dec 25 2005, 11:22 AM
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Why don't we just merge this into the Happy Holidays thread or something?
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 11:56 AM
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Wow. You characters get offended super easy. Jesus sucks donkey d**k and screws dead babies. You can't argue with facts, stupid.

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post Dec 25 2005, 12:09 PM
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whoo, happy birthday jesus,.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(xscore @ Dec 25 2005, 10:21 AM)
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i hope everyone enjoys their christmas, and i hope you recieved lots and lots of presents!!!  throb.gif

if you read the bible and actually pay attention to the details, it's impossible that Jesus' birthday is in december. considering the time of virgin Mary's pregnancy, for example.  biggrin.gif

christmas has actually, not a lot to do with Jesus' birth, rather the pagan stuff and the german winter solstice (sp).
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Word, I know I know and I know, I just did that to quote something from the boondocks. I know about where Christmas originated from.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 01:33 PM
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this is offending to other people I'm christan but suppose I was hindu.........
I'd be like"why are you guys only making this for christmas, what about the festival of lights??"
Yup I'm not hindu but I do know what the festival of lights is....
Day #1 of fol: DO NOT go out of your house....the fol starts halloween, poor hindu kids, they get no candy:(
Day #2 of fol: yea get out of your house and put up crazy lights on Nov.1, and the peple will be like "What weirdos, they don't get out of there house on Halloween and think christmas is on Nov. 1
Day #3 of fol: Ummm...I forgot...but I think you spend the whole day in church asking the spirits for stuff blink.gif
So Mr.God, go make a "festival of lights thread", because it's only fair you participate in every religion pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 01:53 PM
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haha lol
happy birthday jesus
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 02:14 PM
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MERRY XMAS!!!!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(yo pusha @ Dec 24 2005, 11:55 PM)
Guys, I find this VERY offensive. Who ever is impersonating God, Santa Claus, Santas Helper, and the Grinch should just STOP. I don't find this funny at all.  stubborn.gif
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You're the one who made the account and did it, of course you find it funny.

But anyway, Happy Birthday Jesus!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 04:26 PM
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Okay...This is silly.


But Merry Christmas.

AND STOP SPAMMING.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 05:04 PM
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Happy Birthday Jesus!
I LOVE YOU!
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 05:07 PM
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QUOTE(Mr. God @ Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

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What a faggot.

And also, no offence but, forget Jesus.

Buddha all the way...

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this is offending to other people I'm christan but suppose I was hindu.........
I'd be like"why are you guys only making this for christmas, what about the festival of lights??"
Yup I'm not hindu but I do know what the festival of lights is....
Day #1 of fol: DO NOT go out of your house....the fol starts halloween, poor hindu kids, they get no candy:(
Day #2 of fol: yea get out of your house and put up crazy lights on Nov.1, and the peple will be like "What weirdos, they don't get out of there house on Halloween and think christmas is on Nov. 1
Day #3 of fol: Ummm...I forgot...but I think you spend the whole day in church asking the spirits for stuff blink.gif
So Mr.God, go make a "festival of lights thread", because it's only fair you participate in every religion pinch.gif


You have no idea what the f**k you are talking about. Suppose you were Hindu you say? How about suppose you were correct? Suppose you were right?

Yeah, just the shut the f**k up. Yu have no f**king idea what the f**k you are f**king talking about. Just stick with your Jesus, and shut the f**k up.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 05:13 PM
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^ Stop it.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 07:52 PM
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QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Dec 25 2005, 6:07 PM)
What a faggot.

And also, no offence but, forget Jesus.

Buddha all the way...
You have no idea what the f**k you are talking about. Suppose you were Hindu you say? How about suppose you were correct? Suppose you were right?

Yeah, just the shut the f**k up. Yu have no f**king idea what the f**k you are f**king talking about. Just stick with your Jesus, and shut the f**k up.
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Wow....calm down....I do know what I'm talking about one of my close friend s is hindu and told me about it. And for your information I can stick with whatever religion I like, god you're just another religious fanatic.
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post Dec 25 2005, 08:10 PM
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I say accounts should be limited to 1 per ip.



Well anyways.. um... happy birthday Jesus?
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 08:32 PM
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Yay...?
I don't know...
I'm Catholic, but I'm not that very faithful.
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post Dec 25 2005, 09:20 PM
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Happy birthday Jesus.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 09:44 PM
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Ell oh ell. Vin Diesel. laugh.gif
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laugh.gif yeah that made me laugh too....hahahaha


Merry Christmas everyone
and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 10:10 PM
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HAPPY HANNUKAH.


for god sakes, if you're not going to say happy holidays, dont make it seem like theres only christmas.


so,
Merry Christmas
Happy Hannukah
i have no idea Kwanzaa
and... a holiday for other denominations/athiests.

haha.

im a loser.

*passes out* *stabs flu*


eh.

theres someone making lots of topics like this? i wouldnt really know. ive only been on for 5 min today.
 
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post Dec 25 2005, 10:34 PM
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its..kinda annoying actually. please, pleaseeeee dont yell at me for anything that im about to say. im just speaking my mind.

first off, not everyone on CB is christian, catholic, or even believes in god.
second, there is more than just christmas as a holiday this winter.
third, whoa, i just had de ja vu.

anyways..
i personally do NOT like christmas. i was catholic (and im chinese) but then stopped believing in god alltogether. just to me, it seemed so far fetched to have so many other gods that "exist" but only believeing in one "god." not to mention, christmas is the time of year for many teens to be greedy, write wishlists knowing their parents will get them EVERYTHING, and still not thinking about anyone but themselves. since i dont believe in god anymore, ive blocked all presents. i refuse to accept any present or hand out anything to friends. again, this is a personal thing, i think that its stupid to celebrate christmas with PRESENTS if youre not even christian! its like, "hey, its present time. give me a present. its christmas." thats not the meaning..its the celebration of the birth of christ. GET IT THROUGH YOUR MINDDDD. arg.

ok, the end.

again, this is just what i think. please..dont yell at me. whistling.gif


but other than that, happy holidays everyone
 
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anyways..
i personally do NOT like christmas. i was catholic (and im chinese) but then stopped believing in god alltogether. just to me, it seemed so far fetched to have so many other gods that "exist" but only believeing in one "god." not to mention, christmas is the time of year for many teens to be greedy, write wishlists knowing their parents will get them EVERYTHING, and still not thinking about anyone but themselves. since i dont believe in god anymore, ive blocked all presents. i refuse to accept any present or hand out anything to friends. again, this is a personal thing, i think that its stupid to celebrate christmas with PRESENTS if youre not even christian! its like, "hey, its present time. give me a present. its christmas." thats not the meaning..its the celebration of the birth of christ. GET IT THROUGH YOUR MINDDDD. arg.

ok, the end

well, i guess this means your just bitter.
 
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post Dec 26 2005, 12:34 PM
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post Dec 26 2005, 01:00 PM
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1 day late but happy birthday anyway! thanks for coming =]
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 09:35 AM
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Well I remember somewhere saying that Jesus was born in November instead of December. Oh well.
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 08:47 PM
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Well I remember somewhere saying that Jesus was never born at all. Oh well.
 
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post Dec 27 2005, 09:03 PM
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QUOTE(vash1530 @ Dec 27 2005, 5:47 PM)
Well I remember somewhere saying that Jesus was never born at all. Oh well.
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Well I remember somewhere saying that Jesus was never born at all. Oh well.
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ROFLLLLLL.
 
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^hahaha
 
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post Dec 28 2005, 01:52 PM
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QUOTE(x____duckii @ Dec 28 2005, 11:02 AM)

ROFLLLLLL.


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