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 Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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to hell with you  Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506  |
a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!" all i can think of for now. |
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Dec 24 2005, 11:52 PM
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Me: Hey santa when's the next time we're going back to give em presents?
Santa and I laughed and laughed. |
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Dec 24 2005, 11:53 PM
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THAT'S SO MEAN
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Dec 25 2005, 12:04 AM
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:looks at elephants giving birth:
Me: omg, those are photoshopped! they lay eggs! |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:10 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
"I can no-scope with rockets"
If you play Halo you would know what I'm talking about.... |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:12 AM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 24 2005, 11:10 PM) "I can no-scope with rockets" If you play Halo you would know what I'm talking about....  AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA |
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Dec 25 2005, 12:13 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^ He gets it...
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Dec 25 2005, 12:29 AM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
well i was talkin to suzzette on aim, and she was talkin about 1 of her friends.
suzzette: he has the same bday as me, the exact same day, month, year, and tha same place....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. me: how old is he?? :/ |
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Dec 25 2005, 01:08 AM
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 ...who created this mess...? Group: Member Posts: 451 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,244 |
QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Dec 25 2005, 1:29 AM) well i was talkin to suzzette on aim, and she was talkin about 1 of her friends. suzzette: he has the same bday as me, the exact same day, month, year, and tha same place....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. me: how old is he?? :/ LOL Wow. Everyone has their "out-of-it" moments though, so don't worry. I know I have.... But I'm too out of it to remember any.  No really, I can't at the moment.  edit: ( 300th post! =] ) |
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Dec 25 2005, 01:42 AM
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waiter: how would you like your steak cooked?
me: wha? i wasnt paying attention waiter: how would you like your steak cooked? me: overcooked waiter:  my friends:  me:  huh .. ohhhh 
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Dec 25 2005, 01:47 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
Has the bus come yet ?
I dont even know. Ive said some of the stupidest shit everrrr. |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:31 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Well, we were playing this weird handgame where you have to say -(name)- _(1,2,3, or 4 and ONLY those numbers)- and that person who has that name has to say their name however many times they said to a certian beat... I said "12". 12! And that wasn't the first time either...
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Dec 25 2005, 02:28 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Me: Your total comes to $175.
Customer: *hands Eddie $200* Me: Your total change is $200. Customer:
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Dec 25 2005, 02:31 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 25 2005, 1:04 AM) :looks at elephants giving birth: Me: omg, those are photoshopped! they lay eggs! hahahah that's so cute. friends: blah blah blah wet t-shirt contest.... me: what's a wet t-shirt contest? friends: ....  him: yea i heard you could get syphillus from....blah blah me: who's syphillus? yeaaa i didn't pay attention in sex ed. 
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Dec 25 2005, 02:43 PM
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*sigh* It was on Thanksgiving.
Me: Mom does turkey come from chicken? Mom: wtf. 
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Dec 25 2005, 03:57 PM
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friend: whats the capital of texas?
me: washington dc!?! |
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Dec 25 2005, 03:58 PM
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 YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
haha.
friend-it feels like its halloween me-NO. it feels like the first of november! (its only a day apart.haha) |
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Dec 25 2005, 04:57 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
Talking to my best friend about my other best friend
Me: I was the one who showed David that there was a logo on his polo collar. That was after I told him, "Pollar your cop!" Best friend: wtf?Me: ... i mean... pop your collar... Talking to my boyfriend about the basketball game he was going to Me: Whose playing? The Rockets and the Packers? Boyfriend: puts head in hands in shame |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:41 PM
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(on myspace)
Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Me: WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.. Jerome: blonde moment hahaha |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:47 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
^LOL yah i was like wat the fu.......
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Dec 25 2005, 05:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
Me : "Tern off the lights save the trees!"
Friend: "YEAH! Wait?" |
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Dec 25 2005, 06:15 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
Hmm, once when I was with my ex, we were walking at the park near my school.
Him: Hey, let's sit there so we can see the Hudson River. Me: Wait, that's the Hudson?! Him: ... Yeah
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Dec 25 2005, 07:49 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
"whats the capital of chicago?"
i just learned about a year ago that chicago was not a state. X_X |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:04 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Her: You're amazing!
Me: Yea, you aren't bad yourself. Her: Am I the best you've ever had? Me: Nah, your sister is. |
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Dec 25 2005, 08:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 177,802 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 25 2005, 7:04 PM) Her: You're amazing! Me: Yea, you aren't bad yourself. Her: Am I the best you've ever had? Me: Nah, your sister is. haha. Oh, lord!
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Dec 25 2005, 09:17 PM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
Man I have a few. Well, for Christmas my lil sis got a leap pad and I was playing with it and It said "where is florida?" I pressed Califronia.
And one time when I saw my dads armpit hair I was like dad, does everyone get fur someday. And my last one I can remember "Why do we call oranges, oranges?" I don it alot. Lol. |
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Dec 25 2005, 10:31 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
friend: [naming states] blah blah blah oh yea and NEBRASKA.
me: wait nebraska's a state???? i thought it was a providence of canada! and then of course he got onto the subject of prostitution when i was like "wait prostitution's illegal???" omgosh i hate blonde moments.
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Dec 26 2005, 01:26 AM
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friend: hey Luis you're gay
me: that's what she said friend:
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Dec 26 2005, 04:14 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 177,802 |
QUOTE(salcha @ Dec 25 2005, 4:41 PM) (on myspace) Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Me: WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.. Jerome: blonde moment hahaha I don't get it. 
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Dec 26 2005, 06:08 AM
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 Milo Kamalani Group: Human Posts: 954 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 274,798 |
Me: I had to go buy my mom a cock.
Oliva: COCK?! Me: Ahh, WTF. CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK. I mean clock. |
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Dec 26 2005, 09:15 AM
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teacher: what is the pigment that makes plants green?
me: green...? what green.. |
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Dec 26 2005, 09:22 AM
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Girl: i think...
Me: you love me? Girl: welll.... ME: You have to think about it? Girl: I was going to say "i think....we should go our seperate ways" don't ever try to finish a girls sentence.... it's a dangerous thing  lifelesson well learned 
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Dec 26 2005, 11:02 AM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
^haha LMAO :D
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Dec 26 2005, 04:56 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 26 2005, 2:14 AM) I don't get it. gung hay fat choy means happy new years in chinese. u know u say merry christmas and happy new years. sally was having a blonde moment......"WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.." hahahaha |
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Dec 26 2005, 05:09 PM
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"You smell like raw milk"
I meant spoiled. Oh well. |
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Dec 26 2005, 06:01 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
*Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura*
Eddie: I like this song Blair: Me too *Kiss* Eddie: What does Tortilla mean? |
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Dec 26 2005, 06:10 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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Dec 26 2005, 06:25 PM
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f<3ck you. Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 316,556 |
"do we need to put the title on the title page?"
yeah that was in class ..
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Dec 26 2005, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 26 2005, 4:01 PM) *Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura* Eddie: I like this song Blair: Me too *Kiss* Eddie: What does Tortilla mean? ROFL! What a sucka.
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Dec 26 2005, 06:44 PM
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 My peanut. Group: Member Posts: 948 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,456 |
Is it raining?
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Dec 26 2005, 10:54 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
this happened on christmas eve when i was spooning with the guy i see
 me: did you ever have any pets? him: i had tetras me: what? isn't that a game...?  him: no, that's tetris, tetras are fish  me: oh  |
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Dec 27 2005, 01:06 AM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
haha my friend plays CS and to screw with people he acts like a total n00b so he always asks "guys.. how do you reload the knife" lmfao!
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Dec 27 2005, 04:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 79 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 152,619 |
You guys should check out Bill Engvall. He has the best stuff in terms of the dumbest things people say.
(ex. "This year I was on a plane and we hit a deer. I called my wife because this is just the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I said "Honey, we hit a deer." There was silence on the other end of the line and finally she said "Oh my God, were you on the ground?" I said "Nope, Santa was making one last delivery this year.") Here's Your Sign. 
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Dec 27 2005, 10:34 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^ lol that was pretty funny.
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Dec 27 2005, 08:02 PM
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 Para ti... Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 139,983 |
i was out with one of my friends and we were talkin about our eyes and i was like, "wow you do have really big eyes...can u see more?"
...i felt really...really stupid after
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Dec 27 2005, 08:03 PM
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 ^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
there is alot but i cant think of them right now >< lets see... guess what, chicken butt? lol. i never got that.
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Dec 27 2005, 08:44 PM
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ain't not nobody no nothin 'bout nothin!
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Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
"I thinked? I thunk! That's it!"
I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right. |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM) "I thinked? I thunk! That's it!" I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right. i've done that before. i was like, "WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE OF THINK? IS IT THINKED OR THUNK?" my friends were like
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Dec 28 2005, 12:51 AM
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 Am I High Group: Member Posts: 18 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 335,569 |
DID I JUSS MISS THE 5 OCLOCK CRACK GIVEAWAY?
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Dec 28 2005, 01:00 AM
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i can't remember any of mine but my friend said this two days ago:
we were both facing a ROUGH wind and after like 10 minutes of just talking in the wind. Rachel: hmm... you know what... it's windy. me:
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Dec 28 2005, 01:19 AM
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 damn, right! Group: Member Posts: 368 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,547 |
"hmm... so... uh... this thing here is the powerhouse and also the brains of the system? Cool! Like a... um... nucleondrion! (nucleus + mitochondrion)"
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Dec 28 2005, 01:24 AM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
i think i asked someone is it raining when it was, and it was obvious. i can be sooo jessica simpson sometimes.
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Dec 28 2005, 01:30 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Tony: Put the bomb on the X.
Eddie: *looks around for the X* "That is not an X, that is a plus sign" |
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Dec 28 2005, 02:53 AM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
well i have alot but this one my friend said...
Me: WHens ur bday? Jay: june 19 Me: OMG my sisters birthday is the exact same as yours! Jay: Cool me: yeah your exactly 7 years older than her Jay: WHAT YOU THINK IM GUNNA HIT ON HER? HAHA yeah. it was funny. =] This happened a few weeks ago on the bus Sana: blah blah blah forgot what she was talking about... Me: Talking to my best friends boyfriend indirectly, more talking to sana WELL GO FIND YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND CUZ HE'S ALREADY GOT ONE..oh....crap.. Myles: oh godd... haha i was actually thinking of my best friend and i meant to say hes already got a girlfriend.
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Dec 28 2005, 09:08 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Aaron: Look through the window for me....
Eddie: I can't, that window is square, my head is round. |
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Jan 2 2006, 06:40 AM
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 resident smart mouth Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 335,672 |
Mari : how do you do the upside down exclamation point with the alt code again..i forgot.
Shawn & Jose ( both next to me) : why dont you just use a lowercase "i" |
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Jan 2 2006, 10:45 AM
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JULIANA: I can't imagine my parents doing it.
JANE(ME): I don't think my parents ever did it. JULIANA: ... JULIANA: Then how were you born? JANE(ME): Test tube? |
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Jan 2 2006, 09:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 116 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 336,923 |
I say stupid shit all the time.
This past November I was in San Antonio with some friends. Well my friend's brother was at dinner with us. I was having a spaced out moment when he started talking about tall tee's (Long tee shirts basketball players wear.) Then he just looked at me, and i said, "tall tit? umm okay buddy whatever floats your boat". I don't think that is my stupidest, however I can't think of anymore. |
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Jan 2 2006, 11:36 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
well in science a longgg time ago my teacher was talking about some type of chemical reaction and i was like "ohhhhh i know!" so he calls on me and i'm like "NAIL POLISH!!!"
i was completely wrong and i got the special WTF face from everyone.
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Jan 2 2006, 11:40 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
"so you want me to shoot the ball into the hoop?"
(when discussing rules on playing a game of 21.. basketball) |
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Jan 3 2006, 12:33 AM
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潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
i literally have so many stupid questions/phrases its not funny. -.-;;
anyways more recent ones : -we were at a korean bbq for my dads bday..new years Me: OMG THE SHRIMP'S DEAD!! =( -back in 7th grade we were talking about egyp where my ex-friend's from exfriend: i might go back to egypt when im 16 me: how are you going to stay there? there are only camels and pyramids there. seriously..i thought there were only pyramids and camels. T_T same with texas. i seriously thought there were only cactuses and cowboys. eh. -RoomRaiders;MTV geek1: DAMN, your house looks like my house. Oh wait, that is my house. -just a few minutes ago sister: did you know were eating sinkwater? me: noo, when you cook it the water will evapourate sister: whats that? T_T;; -when i first met my friend, daniel daniel: hey! are you hawaiian? me: no..im chinese... daniel: OMG! im korean! but you look so hawaiian!! i swear he looks just as hawaiian as i do...good times maaan -again with daniel daniel: hey! merry christmas! me: happy holidays!*while he's giving me a hug his friend josh goes..* josh: YEAH! YOU SHOULD SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS! SHE MAY NOT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! SHE COULD BE LIKE JEWISH OR SOMTHING!! SHE MIGHT CELEBRATE HANUKAH OR KWANZAA!*NOT to be taken offensivlyy (=* yeah it was a funny moment. u had to be there. i swear i have billions more. just dun remember. ill be back. haha |
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Jan 3 2006, 11:34 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
in spanish i asked if they spoke another language in new zealand
and i also asked my english teacher if julius caeser was real or not |
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Jan 3 2006, 11:37 AM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
me: suck my d**k
lol yah... I heard one of my friends say this and it was sooo stupid. Friend: I do have friends, Im smarter then you! how you gon put friends and smartness in the same sentence?? haha |
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Jan 3 2006, 12:03 PM
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 sheryl Group: Member Posts: 120 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,179 |
me: sup
friend: waiting for the shower me: lol why? me: you're going to shower? friend: me: wait nvm stupid question |
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Jan 3 2006, 03:58 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
[talkin about jessica simpson]
me: haha yea well see i knew that buffalo wings weren't real buffalo. because buffalo are extinct, right?? friend: ..... no.
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Jan 3 2006, 04:01 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(DizzyDucky09 @ Dec 27 2005, 8:02 PM) i was out with one of my friends and we were talkin about our eyes and i was like, "wow you do have really big eyes...can u see more?" ...i felt really...really stupid after nope i can see less |
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Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
I was in China and I lost some English syntax skills so I ended saying, "Where we are?" instead of "Where are we?"
ooo and once in English class I meant to say spaghetti strap but I ended up saying g-string. =X |
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Jan 4 2006, 10:48 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
the dumbest thing i've said...hmmm
this past break, during the ride to winterhaven resorts, i happened to see a large van parked in front of a house, labeled, "COX DIGITAL CABLE" and i shouted out, "that family works at cox digital cable!" and some obnoxious guy in the back of the bus shouted, "or MAYBE THEY'RE JUST GETTING CABLE INSTALLED, GENIUS!" mmm..it was embarassing, yeah. har har har. |
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Jan 5 2006, 06:59 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
well my friends and i ere on the london underground yesterday, and obviously the station platform is only on one side of the tain. so we pulled up, and i was looking out of the window on the side facing the wall, and i said 'wow, it's REALLY small.'
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Jan 6 2006, 04:44 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
my friend: is this beef?
me: i dno, it might be cow. |
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Jan 6 2006, 05:00 PM
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music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
I told my friend, "Dang bro, your breath smells like hot paint."
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Jan 6 2006, 08:04 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Best Friend: Shutup Eddie no one likes you...
Me: I like me... |
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Jan 6 2006, 08:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
I didn't say this but my friend Katie did and I won't let her live it down.
Me: So hopefully I'll be getting the prosthetic knee surgery next summer Katie: Wait it's going to match your skin tone right? My other friend Kristan: No it's going to be plaid |
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Jan 6 2006, 08:52 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
*chattering about places we've been with my girlfriends*
me: yeah, i think out of country, i've only been to taiwan. yvonne: omfg, me too!!! me: wait, are you taiwanese? yvonne: no...... but my parents are!  laura: i'm tired. me: yo tambien! laura: hahaha! wait. were you speaking mandarin? teacher: what do you call a cross between a horse and a donkey? me: A HONKEY!  teacher: no, a mule. me: oh i knew that!
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Jan 7 2006, 01:38 PM
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oink Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836 |
whats second hand smoking?
*silence* class stares at me..* |
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Jan 7 2006, 08:04 PM
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This kid I like was asking me wha talent in school I was in so it went like this:
Him: What talent are you in? Me: I'm in virgo. Him: What? I asked what talent yo uwere in. Me: OHH *bursts out laughing for like 30 seconds* .. *stops* Writing :] LMAO |
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Jan 8 2006, 08:44 AM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 346,526 |
It was Christmas Day, and I was a bit grump for not getting what I wanted for Christmas. So my aunt walks over to me and asks, "Where's the happiness at today?" And I responded with, "What HA-PPI-NESS?" My sister bursted out laughing, since her mind was in the gutter. I regret pronouncing happiness like that.
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Jan 8 2006, 05:07 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
ahh my latest i am very gulliable
me: omgosh guess what i heard! did you know that kelly clarkson is randy jackson's illegitimate love child?? friend: w....t....f
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Jan 12 2006, 10:35 AM
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lol this was my frend but one time we were doing our wrld histroy hw nd shes was like
Freind:wait...minji... is jewish really a country? Me:LOL |
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Jan 12 2006, 08:37 PM
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 Tasty. Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,784 |
Sam: You know he's moving to New York?
Me: That's like...west coast. |
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Jan 12 2006, 09:04 PM
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music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
Me: *walking around with electronic belt that has DEJAY on it*
Random girl: What's your name? |
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Jan 12 2006, 11:32 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Customer: Can you please get me this Magnavox TV.
Me: *comes with a DVD player* I have your DVD player sir... Customer:
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Jan 13 2006, 08:40 PM
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the guy I like was giving me a scalp masage...
ME:man, this is making me so relaxed I could fall asleep. haha, I forgot to tell you: I'm a necrophiliac! NO WAIT. That's when you have sex with dead people. ......I totally meant narcolepsy, which is when you fall asleep randomly...um. *gullllllllll* |
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Jul 13 2006, 08:51 PM
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 i think you're stupid. Group: Member Posts: 608 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 388,203 |
it was world aids day and we were learning all the statistics
teacher: do you know what kind of people have aids the most? me: PROSTITUTES! teacher:
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Jul 13 2006, 09:03 PM
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 Nickk Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 438,183 |
QUOTE(Babi3xFoOlish @ Dec 25 2005, 10:57 AM) friend: whats the capital of texas? me: washington dc!?! Haha mines was quite similar but like Friend:Whats the capital of Japan? Me: OMG your stupid.  Friend: whaa? Me:JAPAN! Friend:  T__Tthat just happend today. My I am strange. |
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Jul 13 2006, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Dec 26 2005, 6:10 PM) 1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue. haha! OMG! The teacher asked when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and I raised my hand and said 1942. Then there's this other time. Friend: What? New Orleans is in Louisiana? I thought it was a state. Me: I thought New Orleans was in Florida. We both said something dumb. |
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| *Steph Chan* |
Jul 13 2006, 11:38 PM
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*at the dinnertable, eating dinner*
"I'm hungry," |
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Jul 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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 out to life... Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,862 |
I got arrested once for being a smartass to a cop (and for having a warrant). I got a ticket when I was 17 and just avoided paying it and forgot to show up to court. So evidently I had a warrant out for my arrest and this cop pulls me over for speeding.
Cop: "License and registration, please." [I hand it to him, he goes back to his car, comes back.] Cop: "Son, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Me: "Not really but I'd guess somewhere around 45 and a half in a 20." Cop: "Look, I don't need any lip from you." Me: "You're pretty but you're not that pretty." Cop: "That's enough... you know we've been lookin' for you, right?" Me: "Yeah, I've been looking for you, too." Cop: "Oh yeah? How's that?" Me: "Right here in my rearview." He then pulled me out of my car, cuffed me, and hauled me off the jail. Never backtalk a cop, please. |
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| *ECD & C0* |
Jul 14 2006, 11:19 AM
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mike: ew a dead bird
me [katie]: where *looking up* |
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Jul 14 2006, 11:21 AM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
OOEY GIRLLL: and we were blowing a ball in the hole
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Jul 14 2006, 02:53 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
*on aim a long time ago*
my friend: so i'm going to WA this week. me: you're going to wa?! my friend: ....you know, the initials for the state. me: -_-;; what state? west virginia? my friend:........no, you idiot. washington. me: oh....>.< |
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Jul 14 2006, 10:55 PM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
sister:japan is hella rich.
me:na uh tokyo is |
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Jul 15 2006, 12:23 AM
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Nickk Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 438,183 |
QUOTE(ECD & C0 @ Jul 14 2006, 6:19 AM) mike: ew a dead bird me [katie]: where *looking up* HAHA. OoOo!! Like that A dead bird flying thing. I always get fooled by that
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Jul 15 2006, 06:09 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,053 |
Friend: Keak Da Sneak is SEXYY.
Me: (I was thinking of someone else) Yes, white guys are hot. You wouldn't get it. |
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| *ECD & C0* |
Jul 15 2006, 01:46 PM
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^-- haha
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Jul 15 2006, 03:26 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
once in math class, this is something my friend said
teacher: "what's the biggest number you can think of right off the top of your head?" friend: 4! |
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Jul 15 2006, 04:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
Friend & I talking about a girl we havn't seen in awhile.
Me: "Yah, I saw her myspace, she added me." Friend: "Does she look different?" Me: "She looks the same but different." Both 2 seconds later: "  "
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Jul 15 2006, 09:05 PM
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 Id brag if i had sex with me too Group: Member Posts: 112 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,537 |
i said hows it going to a terminally ill person
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Jul 15 2006, 09:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 66 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 318,836 |
We were in the kitchen...
Friend: Man I'm hungry *fixes raviolli's* Me: Yeah *watches* Friend: *takes out of microwave* I made raviolli's! Me: cool! Friend: *burns* OUCH! I just burnt my tounge!!! Me: Was it from your ice cream!? Friend: Me:..........wait  ....nevermind.At school Teacher: How many fingers do you have on each hand? Me: 6!!! Teacher: *fails at life*Students: *stares at me* Me: ......oh crap 
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