the wrong answer game, tee, hee |
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ok, so i start with a question, and then the person below me has to give me the answer, except its gotta be wrong! try to make it as outrageous or funny as you want.
example- what color is the sky? (answer could be neon pink) what does nail polish remover taste like? |
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Dec 22 2005, 02:28 PM
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Like carrots
Why do people close their eyes? |
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Dec 22 2005, 03:15 PM
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ozzy osbourne
who won american idol? |
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Dec 22 2005, 03:34 PM
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william hung
who invented cars |
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Dec 22 2005, 04:11 PM
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Me.
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Dec 22 2005, 07:42 PM
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hilary duff
who is the best actress? |
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Dec 22 2005, 07:48 PM
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yo momma
why do we have feet? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:09 PM
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so that we can scratch our legs if it itches
where does snow come from? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:14 PM
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It comes from Narnia
Why am I here? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:24 PM
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You were born here.
What is your favorite drink? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:26 PM
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cheese in a can in a cup....
where is my shoe? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:29 PM
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In Antarctica.
How many continents are there? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:30 PM
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skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
what is a continent
why do you eat food |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:32 PM
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we're supposed to eat it? umm....
::oops:: whats 2+2 |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:33 PM
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to make chocolate bars in the end of the day... then sell them on ebay...
and you smell like? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:34 PM
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Chicken
And you look like? |
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Dec 22 2005, 10:41 PM
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^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
beyonce knowles
and you smell like? |
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Dec 22 2005, 11:28 PM
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Fish.
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Dec 22 2005, 11:30 PM
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So I have a place I can cook my food in.
What do you use a pillow for? - Solipsist |
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Dec 22 2005, 11:37 PM
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deep frying chicken breast.
what can you buy with money? |
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Dec 22 2005, 11:50 PM
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Oxygen.
Whats that game we used to play back in the day? 
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Dec 23 2005, 12:01 AM
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trick or treatttt
whats that one song called? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:03 AM
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"ill rape you if you rape me"
what are the names of the seven dwarfs? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:04 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
1 2 3 4 5 6 9
who are you? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:06 AM
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a pokemon
why did we invent toothpicks? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:11 AM
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to stab people
why do we fly on planes? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:20 AM
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to fly to the moon
who wears makeup? |
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Dec 23 2005, 12:41 AM
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Mimi.
I did WHAT last night?
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Dec 23 2005, 02:11 AM
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played stabby mcknivey with the local homeless...
cheese tastes like... |
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Dec 23 2005, 02:38 AM
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Poodles
Underwear is worn because... |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:12 AM
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It keeps the sun out.
Men are from mars, women are from... |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:51 AM
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Uranus.
FDS + fjodpsj = |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:56 AM
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19286498463247lkdnfksdfbUKFH(*#$Y(@#*%&@#(%Y#*&%Y&#%^(25*)#(%*%(&%($*&%($*%&
What's her name? |
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Dec 23 2005, 01:05 PM
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Jelly.
Why do you use the bathroom? |
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Dec 23 2005, 01:06 PM
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To arrange myself in the mirror.
Who is Dorris? |
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Dec 23 2005, 01:28 PM
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the explorer. (yes, its dora, i know. oh well. =])
why is american idol so popular? |
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Dec 23 2005, 02:02 PM
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Because I won.
What time is it? |
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Dec 23 2005, 03:07 PM
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70 'o clock.
Where do chickens come from? |
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Dec 23 2005, 03:15 PM
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mars
what color is the sky |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:22 PM
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brown like dog shiiiit.
 what sticks paper together? |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:47 PM
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poop
what is in lipstick? |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:55 PM
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semen
How does the phone work? |
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Dec 23 2005, 04:58 PM
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by sticking a d**k in your ear and f**king what you hear.
 what happens when you cry? |
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Dec 23 2005, 07:03 PM
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Angels decend from the heaven and drink them all up.
What happens if you eat broccoli? |
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Dec 23 2005, 07:30 PM
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You turn into a tree.
Why don't pigs lay eggs? |
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Dec 23 2005, 08:20 PM
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^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
because they like bacon but not omelet
what are elbows for? |
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Dec 23 2005, 10:10 PM
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to lick...
randoms that comment on xanga are? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:13 AM
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Little fishies who studie political art.
We become tierd at night because? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:27 AM
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We don't. It's just an excuse so that we wouldn't have to talk to you.
What's that? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:27 AM
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A Yarn of Scrotum.
Whatcha Eating? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:46 AM
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Cow pies. They are quite good, accually. Lmao
How do you tell the difference between twins? |
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Dec 24 2005, 09:58 AM
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ones deformed and the other one is shorter.
how many letters are in the alphabet? |
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Dec 24 2005, 01:21 PM
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754,343,345,465,345
 How much money do you have? |
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Dec 24 2005, 01:42 PM
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$1
What is Festivus? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:48 PM
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a place to buy condoms.
where do you live? |
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Dec 24 2005, 02:59 PM
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on the planet Jupiter.
Why do you have a zit on your nose? |
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Dec 24 2005, 03:04 PM
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from someone spraying coke on me
how many oranges can you eat? |
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Dec 24 2005, 03:05 PM
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I do? I never noticed. You tell me.
 Why do you roll your eyes? |
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Dec 24 2005, 03:33 PM
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b.c you're insane....=O
why can't you see air |
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because your blind
what are you doing? |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:18 AM
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skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
jacking off
why does it snow |
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Dec 25 2005, 11:41 AM
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Angels dropped marshmellows by accident; too bad they melted by the time it got to Earth.
How do you know when you're old? |
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Dec 25 2005, 01:59 PM
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when youre wrinkly, and cant walk anymore.
what is your dream car? |
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Dec 25 2005, 04:12 PM
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'94 Pinto.
Why are there no clouds in the sky today? |
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Dec 25 2005, 05:13 PM
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well you see, today they had to take a vacation because its...CHRISTMAS!
(but there really are clouds...  )Why am I so tired all of a sudden? |
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Dec 25 2005, 06:44 PM
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because a bird pooed on your head.
who is the hottest guy alive? |
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Dec 25 2005, 07:24 PM
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 who is the hottest woman alive? |
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Dec 25 2005, 07:45 PM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
 who feeds santa? |
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Dec 25 2005, 09:13 PM
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His dog.
Why do females exist? |
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Dec 25 2005, 09:50 PM
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So we can have bloody toilets.
Why do we use the restroom? |
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Dec 26 2005, 12:39 AM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
to poop on birds who poo on us.
why are bananas yellow? |
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
It's covered with pee.
Why do we have sex? |
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Dec 26 2005, 04:16 AM
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so we can spread AIDS
Why do we talk on the phone? |
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Dec 26 2005, 04:57 PM
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To quench our thirst.
Wha happened to Bambi's momma? |
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Dec 27 2005, 12:10 AM
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NiC0L3 EM++ Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,570 |
she married donkey from shrek
why does a dog have flees? |
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Dec 27 2005, 12:21 AM
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to stab with a tooth pick
carrie underwood looks like a/an |
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Dec 27 2005, 12:36 PM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
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your name is.. |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:17 PM
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STINKY
U LIKE? |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:21 PM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
to poop
coffee is made up of.. |
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oil & chlorine.
Why does your breathe smell like elephant dung? |
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Dec 28 2005, 12:16 AM
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cuz i eat chocolate
why do ppl pick their noses? |
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Dec 28 2005, 12:36 AM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
to eat it.
how many people are on earth? |
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Dec 28 2005, 01:57 AM
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0. WE DEAD!
Why do people eat? |
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Dec 28 2005, 01:59 AM
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skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
because triangles have midsegments
why do we have bones? |
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Dec 29 2005, 06:37 AM
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^because when a wild animal eats you, it needs something to pick it's teeth with.
Where do babies come from? |
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Dec 29 2005, 06:40 AM
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Storks.
Why is there a high population of Asians from NY on this site?? |
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Dec 29 2005, 09:38 AM
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QUOTE(tcunningham1589 @ Dec 29 2005, 6:40 AM) Storks. Why is there a high population of Asians from NY on this site??  uhh..i cant really say anything to that without someone getting offended. who makes burgers? |
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Dec 30 2005, 09:36 PM
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Truck drivers do.
What is my name? |
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Dec 30 2005, 09:39 PM
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
 Why are there wheels on skateboards? |
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Dec 31 2005, 11:58 AM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
so we can fall.
when will we see aliens? |
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Dec 31 2005, 02:31 PM
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tonite on tv when its new years in new york.! [i think thats a wrong answer]
when will i be able to go on a plane..? |
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When will there be World Peace? |
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Dec 31 2005, 02:57 PM
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when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
Brown
How many minutes in an hour? |
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
69.
What's a cow? |
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a terrorist.
how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? |
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
0.
how many hours are there in a day? |
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Dec 31 2005, 03:40 PM
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1 lol
what is an alien?
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Dec 31 2005, 03:41 PM
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YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
a furry little cottonball.
what is your favorite ice cream? |
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Electric.
What are calandars for? |
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Jan 1 2006, 08:23 AM
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 1, 2 STEP you! Group: Member Posts: 45 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 331,575 |
to listen to music
why can't we live underwater? |
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