How long can you hold your breath? |
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How long can you hold your breath? |
*mona lisa* |
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![]() when you smile, i melt inside ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 ![]() |
haha, that was kind of gross. when it just popped out, unexpected. :P and the guys drool sucked right back up. xD
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![]() -Officially Insane- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 870 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,293 ![]() |
Whoa..o_o. Lol! I didn't expect that..xD
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![]() crushed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 ![]() |
Haha, ew! Fattie
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![]() i'm such a sucker sometimes. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 ![]() |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 ![]() |
oh god hahahaha. startled me!
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 ![]() |
ew wtf. LOL her facial expressions were kind of .. ew... and it popped out. XD funny. |
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![]() Infinite's End ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,597 ![]() |
pwahahahaha that was great, they just dont make commercials like that here
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*anubis* |
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omg i feel stupid.
i've seen that commercial a million times but i never knew she was holding her breath! i thought she had to fart really bad ![]() |
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![]() YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 ![]() |
HAHAHA!! i definitely did not expect the whole tummy suck thing.
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LMAO.
tat was so funny. |
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![]() ^ignore. read> Maria. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 ![]() |
gross but funny. hahaha
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![]() cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 ![]() |
ahah thats hilarious i kind of figured it was her holding her breathe but that was good. why cant america have commercials like that. tv would be so much better.
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![]() Lurker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 ![]() |
Ew..hahaha. Kinda funny though.
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hahaha, that was funny. lol
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![]() resident smart mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 335,672 ![]() |
tops? a minute.
i used to be able to hold it longer... diving without oxygen<3 ![]() |
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WOAH.
Hahahahah that was hilarious. I wish they had more of those on TV. ![]() |
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 ![]() |
I saw the american version of that. lols I liked the this one a lot better
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![]() the crip killa. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,628 ![]() |
i didn't like it. no ass, no chest, and she was ugly. not for me.
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![]() ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 ![]() |
oh gross... lmao
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![]() LiLaZnGurL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 ![]() |
HAHAHH!! that was halrious
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 ![]() |
rofl, i've seen that
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