funny stuff Options

[*mona lisa*]

I remember getting this in a chain letter years ago:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

And Remember, ya gotta love that Pig!!!!!

[lilxroxy]

HAHAHAHA okay then. i find the head banging part amusing.. *runs off to try*

[NgocQuyen]

lols wow that's interesting...i do love the pig...hahahaha umm is the strongest muscle in the body really the tounge? lols thats awesome

[_sarcastic_]

haha i heard those before
but i wonder how they discovered that polar bears are left handed

[*lolita kitty*]

I've seen these before. I know there was a thread like this... mabye it was on another website -shrugs-.
And that's funny.

[-lana]

:P heh, those are interesting, i think i've heard some of them before.

[KissMe2408]

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

whoa...really...that's gross.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

I'll have to add that to my current excercise routine.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

whoa, that's messed up...

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

you sure? i thought it was the butt?

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

yay, for long living.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

aw

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

I actually knew that one....

lol nice

[misoshiru]

hahah interesting

[__modish]

hahaha those are pretty funny :)
but are you sure those are true!?
lol

[amm0439]

HAHAHAHA I'd seen those somewhere before but that's pretty funny!!!

[vash1530]

I definitely don't want to be a praying mantis (mayb a lion) hehehe....

[mzbbc]

hahaa "quality over quantity."