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the perfect couple |
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Nov 19 2005, 03:13 AM
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Nov 19 2005, 03:47 AM
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
Ugh, that's so sexiest on so many levels.
It's old, but kind of funny if you've never heard the joke before. |
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Nov 19 2005, 07:43 AM
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
haha i like that.
but yeah don't think there's such thing as a perfect woman too |
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Nov 19 2005, 03:21 PM
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![]() My name is really Matt... if you care. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
laugh laugh laugh
chuckle chuckle chuckle! lol, that was gr8 |
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Nov 19 2005, 06:32 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
HAHAHAH that was great.i kept clicking on ;x
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Nov 19 2005, 06:52 PM
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![]() Lurker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
ahahaha. Funnyy.
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Nov 19 2005, 06:59 PM
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lmao. at least whoever made that knows the truth.
i keed, i keed. |
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Nov 19 2005, 09:26 PM
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hm ive heard it before but not in liek animation form lol
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Nov 19 2005, 09:31 PM
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![]() hindi ko maisip kung wala ka sa buhay ko. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 298,637 |
a guy friend sent me that.
sigh. made me chuckle. |
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Nov 19 2005, 10:29 PM
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![]() Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
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Nov 20 2005, 12:30 PM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl that was great.
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Nov 20 2005, 01:11 PM
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![]() i'm such a sucker sometimes. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Haha.
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Nov 20 2005, 10:56 PM
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![]() ladybugs are hot <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
hahaha i kept on clickingg
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Nov 22 2005, 08:25 PM
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![]() -Officially Insane- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 870 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,293 |
haha
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Nov 29 2005, 09:39 AM
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![]() because i'm worth it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
very nice. and yeah, i don't listen
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Nov 29 2005, 11:56 PM
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![]() Ruthizzle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 301,035 |
haha thats the best one!
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Dec 3 2005, 12:11 PM
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Dec 4 2005, 12:31 AM
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rofl I loved that. I kept clicking. I liked the "Oh and if you're a man, keep clicking.
(next page) The woman was draving and that's why there was an accident |
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Dec 4 2005, 01:30 AM
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Lmao...
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Dec 4 2005, 10:17 AM
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![]() yan lin♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahhahahah. roffle. that was so sexist, yet funny.
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Dec 7 2005, 09:08 PM
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haha*chucle* that was funny. thats a really cool website. ive been on it once and i wuz on it for like 2 sttraight days!
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Dec 7 2005, 09:22 PM
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Dec 7 2005, 09:30 PM
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Dec 8 2005, 05:56 PM
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ahha...the "women never listen" part is definitely true. lol
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Dec 9 2005, 05:57 PM
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Yawn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol, yah i was the woman that never listened and kept clicking the "if you're a man keep reading".
i first thought santa claus was the only one to survive, he was in the backseat right? lol ok. stopping |
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Dec 10 2005, 01:23 AM
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f<3ck you. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 316,556 |
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Dec 10 2005, 01:29 AM
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![]() wut wut in the butt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol i seen this somewhere before
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Dec 14 2005, 12:19 AM
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Lol, I heard the story before, but I've never seen it..funny.
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Dec 14 2005, 05:54 PM
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![]() who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:06 AM
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![]() LiLaZnGurL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha nice that was funny
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Dec 20 2005, 11:40 AM
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![]() u know u love me<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 83 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 303,267 |
hahahahah my dad sent me that the other day....it is sorta sexist but it does make a point!!
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Dec 20 2005, 12:40 PM
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![]() you`re undeniable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
hahahahaha i kept clicking. that was funny.
"women never listen." |
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Dec 20 2005, 03:45 PM
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