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 Nov 12 2005, 04:44 PM
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 ^ Mrs. Jonas  Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 263,313  |
I got this from a friend of mine... a real mistake this pastor (I think he's a youth pastor?) made in a real church...
Big Mistake "Ellie, I hope this isn't on videotape, 'cause um... I have no job now!" |
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Nov 12 2005, 04:52 PM
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 portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
lol, that's hilarious.
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Nov 17 2005, 02:14 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 538 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 75,615 |
tsk tsk.. someone had their minds on something else lol
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Nov 18 2005, 07:33 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
well he was talking about sodom. maybe that triggered him to think of sodomy? hehe
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Nov 19 2005, 08:23 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(klumzy @ Nov 17 2005, 2:14 AM) tsk tsk.. someone had their minds on something else lol  lol true that |
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Nov 19 2005, 09:33 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
 lmao that was a good one.
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Nov 20 2005, 04:15 PM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
thats so awesome.. how hes like GOSH STOP LAUGHING!! ahaha... i would have dies of laughter right their..ahaha... good one.
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Nov 20 2005, 10:50 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
QUOTE(klumzy @ Nov 17 2005, 3:14 AM) tsk tsk.. someone had their minds on something else lol ahaaha |
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Nov 20 2005, 10:52 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
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Nov 21 2005, 12:14 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
muahahahaha
that guy's so f***d up |
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