why cant helen keller drive? |
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| *basick* |
 Oct 30 2005, 12:35 AM
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cause shes female
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Oct 30 2005, 12:38 AM
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First off. That's not funny.
Second, it's because she's blind. |
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| *Funkadelic.Kiss* |
Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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im such a dork.
that actully made me laugh. |
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| *basick* |
Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE shes blind. 
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Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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i never knew who she was
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Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM
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actualy, in alamaba she can.
you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads. so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors) |
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| *basick* |
Oct 30 2005, 12:40 AM
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^ whoa are you serious?? haha
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Oct 30 2005, 12:43 AM
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 Linda Belle. Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 279,942 |
I heard:
BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD. I don't like Helen Keller jokes. 
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| *Funkadelic.Kiss* |
Oct 30 2005, 12:43 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM) wtf is that animal? QUOTE(anqie @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM) i never knew who she was  me too until i asked my english teacher she siad it was a blind lady...  QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 10:39 PM) actualy, in alamaba she can. you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads. so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors) smart ass. lmao. i dont get it thought. bumps.... |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:46 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
theyr'e the little reflectors on teh road.
the driver's ed teacher called them "hellen keller reflectors". some girls actaully believed him when he said that.. |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:47 AM
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LOL
LOL LOL LOL ROFLMAO |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE(takingbacksandy @ Oct 29 2005, 10:47 PM) LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFLMAO why are you being so insensative. helen keller achieved more than you EVER will in your life. helen keller > you. you offended me, and yes, i am mad doggie. |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM
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I actually thought that was pretty funny.
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Oct 30 2005, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(dearfriend @ Oct 29 2005, 10:43 PM) BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD. REALLY? i thought she was still alive.... justin... so is there really hellen kellers? |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:48 AM) why are you being so insensative. helen keller achieved more than you EVER will in your life. helen keller > you. you offended me, and yes, i am mad doggie. LOL WHO IS THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS JOKE, SON? |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:50 AM
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Helen Keller was a blind and deaf woman who worked hard to read Braille and speak, and later went on to university and made something out of her life, disabilities and all.
Despite the inspirational-ness of Helen keller, I wasn't expecting this at all and it made me giggle. =] |
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Oct 30 2005, 12:50 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
^ and mute.
(who's the third person from the left in your signature?) QUOTE(Funkadelic.Kiss @ Oct 30 2005, 12:49 AM) justin... so is there really hellen kellers? wait... what be you asking? kathunk! kathunk! kathunk! kathunk!kathunk! kathunk! |
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| *Funkadelic.Kiss* |
Oct 30 2005, 12:52 AM
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^the road thingy
the bumps? you said some girls actully believed it.... |
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Oct 30 2005, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(d4z3 @ Oct 30 2005, 1:38 AM) First off. That's not funny. Second, it's because she's blind. that made me laugh more than joke did. this guy thought he was tellin somebody off "NOOOO! its because shes blind!" wow
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Oct 30 2005, 01:16 AM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 10:50 PM) ^ and mute. (who's the third person from the left in your signature?) lol yes. were you referring to me about the signature? |
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| *tweeak* |
Oct 30 2005, 01:18 AM
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Helen Keller was a socialist.
(yay Lies My Teacher Told Me) That joke was predictable. |
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Oct 30 2005, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Oct 30 2005, 1:18 AM) Helen Keller was a socialist. (yay Lies My Teacher Told Me) That joke was predictable. I've been to that website to!! Did you stumble on it? I was just studying some of Helen Keller's writings, she really was a wonderful and headstrong woman. Even if her ideas don't fit mine, she is admirable. |
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Oct 30 2005, 09:39 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 30 2005, 1:16 AM) lol yes. were you referring to me about the signature? yes i was |
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Oct 30 2005, 10:12 AM
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Okay this is really not funny because Helen Keller did a lot of great things considering she was both blind and deaf.
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Oct 30 2005, 10:16 AM
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hehe. as much as i want to deny it, i think its funny. even though ive heard this 1000 times.
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Oct 30 2005, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE(dearfriend @ Oct 30 2005, 1:31 AM) I've been to that website to!! Did you stumble on it? I was just studying some of Helen Keller's writings, she really was a wonderful and headstrong woman. Even if her ideas don't fit mine, she is admirable. Website? Noooo, I read the book 
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Oct 30 2005, 02:09 PM
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shes blind.
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Oct 30 2005, 02:13 PM
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cuz she is blind
and honestly, that is not funny |
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Oct 30 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 30 2005, 7:39 AM) yes i was that'd be Song Hyekyo, Korean actress. And you guys need to lighten up about it, it's only a joke. |
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Oct 30 2005, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 9:39 PM) actualy, in alamaba she can. you see, they wanted her to be able to drive, so they installed these bumpers on the roads. so when she can feel where the lines of the road are byt eh bumps (there's diferent spacings apart for diffrerent colors) Wow, you're good.
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Oct 30 2005, 06:00 PM
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Heard it. I found it funny. 9_9 I don't mind sexist jokes in the first place, so whatever!
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Oct 30 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Oct 30 2005, 3:09 PM) shes blind. lol no shit. the reason why the joke is a joke is because he completely disregarded the fact that she was mute, deaf and blind and said it was because she was a woman. because you know the stereotype type that woman cant drive very well? yeah, you guys are slow. |
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Oct 30 2005, 06:16 PM
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hahahaa
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Oct 31 2005, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(o0olaalaa @ Oct 30 2005, 12:09 PM) shes blind. FORREAL???????????????????????????? 
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Oct 31 2005, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 31 2005, 1:02 AM) FORREAL???????????????????????????? IS THAT WHY SHE CAN'T DRIVE? [/end sarcasm] |
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Nov 1 2005, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Oct 30 2005, 5:42 PM) that'd be Song Hyekyo, Korean actress. And you guys need to lighten up about it, it's only a joke. hmmm... she looks very similar to my friend... well in that picture. |
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Nov 1 2005, 04:41 AM
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O RLY? Owl!
Another WoW forum-er? |
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Nov 2 2005, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(evanbunnell @ Nov 1 2005, 2:41 AM) O RLY? Owl! Another WoW forum-er? um no. haha you guys have that picture too? im a niketalk forumer :] |
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Nov 4 2005, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM) AHAHA. |
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Nov 7 2005, 04:34 AM
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Nov 7 2005, 07:10 PM
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I could take that as a joke. But I don't think it's funny at all. I think this is a totally disrespectful topic considering that, while she was blind and deaf, she still was an amazing person. I don't get how anyone could think that's funny.
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Nov 8 2005, 07:07 AM
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when u first told the joke it wasnt funny, but after other people explained i finally got the joke
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Nov 10 2005, 02:31 AM
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That is the best joke ever!
Tisk tisk, all you "Politically Correct" people. |
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Nov 10 2005, 11:50 AM
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that's really lame.
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Nov 12 2005, 09:13 AM
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If you didn't think it was funny, don't post. Nobody cares what you think in here, we're here to have a good laugh.
I had heard it before, but it was funny. |
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Nov 12 2005, 01:53 PM
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This actually had me on the floor laughing.
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Nov 12 2005, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(evanbunnell @ Nov 12 2005, 7:13 AM) If you didn't think it was funny, don't post. Nobody cares what you think in here, we're here to have a good laugh. I had heard it before, but it was funny. lol WERD! |
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Nov 12 2005, 06:37 PM
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LOL. That owl "O RLY?" made me fall off my chair laughing. Dayum, that should have been the joke.
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Nov 12 2005, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:39 AM) I'm sorry, but that is just f**king hilarious. |
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Nov 17 2005, 10:18 AM
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hmm whoever mentioned that she was mute she wasnt
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Nov 18 2005, 06:53 PM
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thats sad shes blind
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Nov 19 2005, 04:49 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Oct 30 2005, 12:35 AM) cause shes female HAHAHA< THATS EFFING HILLLLLLLARIOUS!!! no.. of course youd think its funny since you're male. |
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Nov 19 2005, 05:48 PM
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she's dead.
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