REVENGE!, two statues and an angel |
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 Oct 13 2005, 01:52 PM
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head." |
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Oct 13 2005, 02:18 PM
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 ^ Mrs. Jonas  Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 263,313 |
OH MY GOSH!! That rocks!!
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Oct 15 2005, 03:36 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
LOL revenge on the pigeons.
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Nov 18 2005, 08:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,055 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,796 |
lol.....poor pigeons
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Nov 19 2005, 11:34 PM
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 .::.Enchanted.::. Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 139,202 |
Lol... I wasn't expecting that...
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Nov 19 2005, 11:40 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
I actually thought they were f**king each other... lol poor pigeons but the pigeons did poop on them...
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Nov 19 2005, 11:49 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
Stupid pigeons.
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Nov 20 2005, 12:02 AM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Nov 19 2005, 11:49 PM) Stupid pigeons.  lol statues get small amounts of sh** now they get a huge amount of 
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Nov 20 2005, 04:26 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
too bad i FRIKEN HEARD THAT ONE B4!
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Nov 20 2005, 04:34 AM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol THEY GET 30 MINUTES OF FREEDOM AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WASTE IT ON!?!? T.T
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Nov 29 2005, 09:45 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Nov 20 2005, 4:26 AM) too bad i FRIKEN HEARD THAT ONE B4! ditto. |
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