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 Oct 8 2005, 11:47 PM
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 Peggy.  Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025  |
"The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Products Of The Future"
10.  This search engine is a huge power house, and we all know that. It's still going to gain more power with the Google Tivo. With this little box, you'll be able to store all your favorite TV shows, photos, music, memories, and useless thoughts forever. The funny thing is that Google will probably be able to robot crawl your damn box. 09.  When they started making razors with 3 blades, we all thought it was ridiculous. As time pasted, people actually warmed up to the idea. So, with that in mind, here's the new Gillette LightSpeed. This bad boy has 21 blades that can shave your entire face or back in no time. Just make sure you have tons of dignity by your side. 08.  Microsoft likes to put out OS's that have tons of bugs still in them. That's why they're going to introduce Windows CSI. This OS has the ability to launch it's own investigation team whenever there's a problem. This will finally help Bill, and his crew understand the motives behind them. Just remember, there's no funny intro puns or any Who music at startup. 07.  When you where a little kid this brand of glue was everywhere. By the time you reach adulthood. Elmer will finally introduce it's brand new Deodorant. You'll now be able to glue your armpits shut. That way, it'll be impossible for any smells to come out and play. The only drawback, is that it'll leave behind a sticky white residue. 06.  Jumpman and Adidas aren't doing so well in the financial department. So, it made it logical when they decided to team up, and produce the Air Adidas. Production will probably cost them about 20 dollars to make. Which will then be sold for 180 dollars. But, you'll now have two famous logos on one sneaker. I can't wait until they release their Nike Air Adidas. 05.  You know this corporation owns all your souls. Especially, when you decide to pay 5 bucks for a coffee. They're gonna go to the dark side, when they introduce the Starbucks Beer. You'll now get a chance to get buzzed and energized at the same time. But don't forget, you'll probably be paying 10 bucks, along with you best friend's soul to get one. 04.  Women just love it when a man smells like their old grandpa. So, why not take things a step further with the Old Spice Mouthwash. You'll now be able to smell like an old man from your damn mouth. And you all know women go crazy for that strong, minty masculine scent. Just make sure you don't pack it on too heavy. 03.  When it comes to making a cool looking PC mouse, Logitech stands at the forefront. But, it was about time they made a practical mouse, like the new Extra Long. This mouse gives you the ability to rest your entire forearm on it. You can also use it as a giant paperweight. Just make sure you buy the extra wide mouse pad to go along with it. 02.  Having a workout gym at home is a great idea. So, if your looking for one, why not get the Bowflex Extreme Extreme? This machine comes with 2 tons of power resistance, and a simple design layout for easy storage. Which was made possible by not having a workout bench at all. Don't worry, though. At least you'll be working out in an extreme way. 01.  First, there was the iPod (garbage). Then there was the 20gb iPod (more garbage). And then came the iPod Shuffle (random garbage). But, finally there was the new iPod Nano (nano garbage). Which now, leads us to the new iPod Invisible. This thing isn't really going to get made. It's just another way for Apple to make 300 dollars for some more hot garbage. Source: uniquedaily |
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Oct 8 2005, 11:50 PM
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hahahahah.....that was too funny
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Oct 8 2005, 11:55 PM
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I'll be sure to get Elmer's Deoderant for people.
Some of these make great gifts. |
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Oct 9 2005, 01:10 AM
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 Drowning by numbers Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,026 |
Ipod invisible
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Oct 9 2005, 04:46 PM
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AHAHA. Ipod invisible. rofl.
elmer's deodarant. ahaha good stuff. |
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Oct 9 2005, 05:13 PM
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Haha. That's clever. With today's society, I don't doubt that in the future, those will be made.
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Oct 9 2005, 07:17 PM
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oldspice mouthwaste and elmer's deodarant .. haha
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Oct 9 2005, 07:25 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Haha, I liked the description for the iPod Invisible.
I don't doubt that one day there will be Starbucks beer, though. Haha |
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Oct 9 2005, 10:13 PM
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lmao i like the gillette, air adidas, and the bowflex extreme extreme
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Oct 10 2005, 08:28 AM
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 bliss. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,566 |
i like the iPod Invisible and the Windows CSI one..
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Oct 10 2005, 09:32 AM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
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Oct 10 2005, 10:28 AM
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that was funny i like the long mouse idea...
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Oct 10 2005, 06:06 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol made me smile
 Somehow that Starbucks one didn't seem so far-fetched! |
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Oct 10 2005, 06:12 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
rofl
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Oct 10 2005, 06:50 PM
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no i will not vote for pedro Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,126 |
i would so get the invisible ipod... thats so badass
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Oct 10 2005, 06:52 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
ahah =D
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Oct 12 2005, 08:51 AM
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Hahahahahaha...
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Oct 12 2005, 01:18 PM
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 banangst ♥ Group: Member Posts: 727 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 237,399 |
Ipod Invisible. funny stuff. and starbucks beer
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Oct 12 2005, 05:19 PM
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I didnt find it funny, but its was .. err "okay". |
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Oct 12 2005, 05:27 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
Yes indeed, my soul is owned by Starbucks... and Borders.
I'm ashamed. |
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Oct 12 2005, 10:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
ugh ipods..blah
the future is just ridiculous |
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Oct 13 2005, 11:26 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
I knew iPod was going to be on their somehow. i just hope it disapears forever. Or turns invisable so none finds it.
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