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shrinks are gonna take over the world!!!!!
think about it. they can change the way you think with medications... they can hypnotise you... they have the capability to take over the world... so I noticed that a hell of a lot of people go to shrinks... I do, and when we were talking about it in Health class, at least half of the class admitted to going to see shrinks... They're gonna take over the world!!! Starbucks is too... As in the Roman empire where all roads led to Rome, so in the Starbucks empire all roads lead to Starbucks but most shocking of all is the latest development... they're joining forces!!! shrinks and Starbucks working together to take over the world... what can we do to stop them?!?! you may think I'm crazy, but when you're all mindless zombies 'cause the shrinks have screwed with your minds by sticking their mind-control drugs in the coffee, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me!!! *laughs evilly* and no, I'm not high... right now |
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Sep 10 2005, 10:32 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
How odd. I always thought the same thing too.
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Sep 10 2005, 10:34 PM
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Canadians are taking over Texas [/random inside joke]
I think Starbucks already took over the world.  Like there's one part in Houston, by the galleria, there are 4 Starbucks on ONE corner. There's one by Jamba Juice, one across the street at Barnes&Nobles and then 2 inside the galleria. |
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Sep 10 2005, 10:53 PM
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No doubt McDonalds already has too... but I hate McDonalds, so screw that. I also don't like Starbucks either. There's this really cool cafe chain called Satellite Coffee though. They're way cooler than Starbucks! D:
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Sep 10 2005, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 10 2005, 9:27 PM) shrinks are gonna take over the world!!!!! think about it. they can change the way you think with medications... they can hypnotise you... they have the capability to take over the world... so I noticed that a hell of a lot of people go to shrinks... I do, and when we were talking about it in Health class, at least half of the class admitted to going to see shrinks... They're gonna take over the world!!! Starbucks is too... As in the Roman empire where all roads led to Rome, so in the Starbucks empire all roads lead to Starbucks but most shocking of all is the latest development... they're joining forces!!! shrinks and Starbucks working together to take over the world... what can we do to stop them?!?! you may think I'm crazy, but when you're all mindless zombies 'cause the shrinks have screwed with your minds by sticking their mind-control drugs in the coffee, you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me!!! *laughs evilly* and no, I'm not high... right now  Why do you think I am going to be a shrink...  ...?mwahahahahahaha... |
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Sep 10 2005, 10:59 PM
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What the heck is a shrink ?!!!
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Sep 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
^ psychiatrist.
the one who prescribes prozac and zoloft. yea. ridallin is the drug for dominating children, prozac is the drug for dominating everyone else. twice the percent of people on anti-depressants commit suicide compared to similarilly depressed people not on medication. |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Sep 10 2005, 9:59 PM) What the heck is a shrink ?!!! That person you go to to "talk" with, and they decide if you are crazy or not. nvm, Justin took care of it. |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:04 PM
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starbucks will never take over my mind!
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Sep 10 2005, 11:08 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
but caffine is perfectly harmless. it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness.
i want to open a coffee shop/ book store. |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:09 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Sep 10 2005, 10:08 PM) but caffine is perfectly harmless. it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness. i want to open a coffee shop/ book store. You want to open a Barnes and Noble? |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:10 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
haha...
well, i mean integrated. with the coffee shop being more prominent... yea. the coffee shop in barnes and nobles is too far off to the side. |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:13 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
^
You should have it right across the street from a Borders,...or a Starbucks,.... ...or my shrink office.
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Sep 10 2005, 11:23 PM
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Heh, I'm going to be one. No really. I am.
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Sep 10 2005, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Sep 10 2005, 10:23 PM) Heh, I'm going to be one. No really. I am. Same here. I wasn't really joking. I already read psychology in my spare time. It's actually fun, as you read the disorders...you see everyone around you in your head. It's great. |
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Sep 10 2005, 11:57 PM
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hmmm...what a great way to think of it?
ursedonah- in case you didnt get the newsflash...tln is over. |
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Sep 11 2005, 01:13 AM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
QUOTE(anovation @ Sep 10 2005, 11:57 PM) ursedonah- in case you didnt get the newsflash...tln is over. yeah... I know but don't care QUOTE but caffine is perfectly harmless. it only disrupts your body's sleep hormones, and causes jitteryness. I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless |
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Sep 11 2005, 01:41 AM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 10 2005, 10:13 PM) yeah... I know but don't care I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless But caffine shrink your height level. |
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Sep 11 2005, 01:42 AM
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^Yeap. It does.
drink me to get taller. drink coffee to get shorter Or something |
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Sep 11 2005, 01:45 AM
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QUOTE(saMieRa @ Sep 10 2005, 10:42 PM) ^Yeap. It does. drink me to get taller. drink coffee to get shorter Or something Well yeah, i guess it's good to add milk to your coffee to replace calcium lost. |
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Sep 11 2005, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE(ursedonah @ Sep 11 2005, 1:13 AM) I was saying that the shrinks will slip drugs into the coffee... I know that caffine is harmless caffeine + drugs is actually really bad for you, I wouldn't suggest it. |
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Sep 11 2005, 09:49 AM
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huh. i want to be a psychologist though.
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Sep 11 2005, 11:05 AM
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::Looks Around:: Starbucks and shrinks? i didnt read the topic beginning, but reading everyone elses all i see is people talking about shrinks and starbucks. well if starbucks takes over the world i will be happy to be a carmel frap. zombie. its simply heaven
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Sep 11 2005, 11:08 AM
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wow.
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Sep 11 2005, 01:50 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(x__forever @ Sep 11 2005, 9:49 AM) huh. i want to be a psychologist though. you can't get meds from a psychologist tho. |
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Sep 11 2005, 02:59 PM
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i go to a psycho counselor.
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Sep 11 2005, 03:06 PM
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shrinks are stupid and easy to manipulate. a small group of people and myself have already begun taking over the world through perscriptions and info through the whole network.
10 steps ahead and starbucks just sucks |
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Sep 11 2005, 03:07 PM
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M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
QUOTE(Heathasm @ Sep 11 2005, 4:06 PM) and starbucks just sucks Heather??!!! well i still dont know whats a shrink and i dont think i wanna. doesnt sound good |
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Sep 11 2005, 03:48 PM
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you know what seems to be taking over the world right now..?.
Myspace. |
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Sep 11 2005, 04:47 PM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
I'm plotting my world take over right now... I need to wait a few years before the plan goes into action though... then I will rule the world.
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Sep 11 2005, 05:17 PM
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cow & coffee is way better than starbucks you cant go to starbucks and order coffee they just look at you like ur retarded or somethin
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Sep 11 2005, 06:59 PM
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i've never gone to a shrink nor do i like coffee. i think im safe.
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Sep 11 2005, 07:06 PM
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Ummm.
Okay xD I don't trust shrinks. They always end up screwing you over.
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Sep 11 2005, 07:08 PM
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Uh...
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Sep 11 2005, 07:10 PM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
Wal Mart's already taken over the world...
Me and my mom were bored so we went to Wal Mart at midnight... They're...never...closed...
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Sep 14 2005, 05:40 PM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
yeah, Walmart, Mc Donalds, and libraries are among the former empires of our age... they still exist as major world powers, but they're all under the comand of either shrinks or starbucks... but I'm not saying that you should rule them out as a threat. They may yet reach the level of power they had once attained... but for now, Starbucks and shrinks are more of a threat... the current empire and the rising empire...
I asked my shrink about the plan for world take over... she denies it, but I know better... *laughs insanely* I WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY... but I'll let the shrinks take over first... they'll make it so much easier to control the people... |
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Sep 14 2005, 05:42 PM
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I'm going to become a shrink so I can be a brainwashing tyrant.
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Sep 14 2005, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE(ethik dreamer @ Sep 14 2005, 5:42 PM) I'm going to become a shrink so I can be a brainwashing tyrant. and i'm going to brainwash the people you brainwashed to overthrow you. starbucks is awesome, i hope they do take over the world.. in which they already have, haven't they? starbucks is everywhere. walk 50 steps and bam, you see a starbucks. |
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Sep 14 2005, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE(takingbacksandy @ Sep 14 2005, 5:45 PM) and i'm going to brainwash the people you brainwashed to overthrow you. starbucks is awesome, i hope they do take over the world.. in which they already have, haven't they? starbucks is everywhere. walk 50 steps and bam, you see a starbucks. Sandy's goal in life -become a psychologist/shrink -own starbucks -rule the world |
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Sep 14 2005, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(ethik dreamer @ Sep 14 2005, 5:52 PM) Sandy's goal in life -become a psychologist/shrink -own starbucks -rule the world exactly! and i'm going to be successful damnit |
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Sep 14 2005, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE Wal Mart's already taken over the world... Me and my mom were bored so we went to Wal Mart at midnight... They're...never...closed... you and your mom were bored so you went to wal mart at midnight??? |
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Sep 14 2005, 06:15 PM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
QUOTE(ethik dreamer @ Sep 14 2005, 5:42 PM) I'm going to become a shrink so I can be a brainwashing tyrant. lmao I'm gonna steal the world from you. I will be the ultimate world dictator one day... and no one will stop me!!! *laughs evilly* |
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Sep 14 2005, 06:39 PM
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It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
QUOTE(kyttiekatt @ Sep 14 2005, 6:58 PM) you and your mom were bored so you went to wal mart at midnight??? Yes, we are random people. And that's what we do. |
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Sep 14 2005, 07:02 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
QUOTE(lbjshaq2345 @ Sep 11 2005, 5:17 PM) cow & coffee is way better than starbucks you cant go to starbucks and order coffee they just look at you like ur retarded or somethin that's like saying it's retarded when you go to ford and order "a car", and they look at you like you're retarded. |
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Sep 15 2005, 06:06 PM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
^^I agree... you have to specify what kind of coffee... and what size.
If you go into starbucks and just say "i'll have a coffee" you are retarded. |
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Sep 16 2005, 10:16 AM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Sep 12 2005, 2:50 AM) you can't get meds from a psychologist tho. i know, but they still in a way "mess" with people's minds, looking for a cure. walmart hasnt taken over the world. no one outside of the U.S. has heard of walmart. 
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Sep 16 2005, 11:12 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(b0st0ngrl @ Sep 10 2005, 10:34 PM) I think Starbucks already took over the world. ditto |
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Sep 16 2005, 11:17 AM
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QUOTE(x__forever @ Sep 16 2005, 11:16 AM) walmart hasnt taken over the world. no one outside of the U.S. has heard of walmart. There are Wal-Marts all over the world. Wal-Mart is also the largest corporation in the world, and the largest employer in the US, Mexico, and Canada. Wal-Mart also owns stakes in several worldwide subsidiaries. Some interesting facts about Wal-Mart:
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Sep 16 2005, 12:25 PM
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A little extreme but I see hwere you are going. And I mean hell, I'm the one who made the microwaves=satan topic lol. But in all seriousness, I will never go to a shirnk. I had to go see one once, and it was like all of a sudden all these things are wrong with me, and I should consider taking all these medications...just because I wasnt make stright a's in school anymore. All of a sudden it was adhd and add and crap, when really it was, I dont need school because I'm going to be a singer so you can kiss my ass. But yeah they tried to put me on all this crap. Whatever. People susrvived without all these crazy meds back in the day, why do we live in a society that is convinced that we cannot do that now?
Oh, and about wal*mart, it is taking over. But in a good way. sam walton had a lot of good noble ideas when he started the company. Like did you know he started the company, and made so that truck drivers passing through cities can sleep at wal*mart? Not inside but in their trucks in the parking lot. so can people with motor homes. I think thats really cool. Tehy have a lot of good company policy. And wal*mart hardly ever closes, just for Christmas I think. I used to go up there at 4 am just cuz I was bored. lalala |
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Sep 16 2005, 03:33 PM
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 Ich bin der Käse!! Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 |
Oh, no. I have to disagree. Underpriveledged band geeks are going to take over the world. In fact, it's already begun. You just don't know.
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Sep 16 2005, 10:39 PM
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MUAHAHAAHA you cant stop starbucks..
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