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post Sep 6 2005, 08:12 AM
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HEy guys when you get an erection how do you get rid of it?
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 08:38 AM
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chop it off. _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 09:03 AM
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^ so true. yess chop it off.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 10:05 AM
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jack off.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 11:02 AM
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Get someone ugly to turn that off.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 11:04 AM
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hold your breath
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 11:17 AM
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Drink from the opposite side of a glass.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 04:25 PM
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well, there are a variety ways: take a cold shower, toss some ice in your pants, masturbate, chop it off with a giant chef nice (that's always nice), uh..think of someone ugly.....yeah. _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 04:40 PM
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Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 04:42 PM
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wow ohmy.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 04:56 PM
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Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 05:03 PM
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^ why are you asking multiple questions while in a topic? and stupid questions at that. rolleyes.gif

and the answer is no. besides, i see a male doctor
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 05:11 PM
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to get rid of an erection:
think of samara morgan, or go to a shocksite, like goatse.
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 05:21 PM
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what u do, is walk it off.... especialy in front of hot gurls.. u'll get so embarassed it will go away. lol.

Edit: THE HUMILIATION last forever tho.

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post Sep 6 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 7:38 AM)
chop it off.  _smile.gif
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LMFAO.

Um .. stop being horny? Or .. think of something extremely depressing or unsexy? Or um ... hit it so hard it turns numb?
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 9:38 AM)
chop it off.  _smile.gif
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post Sep 6 2005, 06:16 PM
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smack it!! that's what i'd do to my man =P (muahahahaha)
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 8:38 AM)
chop it off.  _smile.gif
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lol. Cold water might shrink it
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 08:09 AM
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QUOTE(herooshima @ Sep 6 2005, 5:56 PM)
Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?
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had a female doctor my whole life. never had a boner in front of them. i was just thinkin to myself "hurry the f**k up so i can get out of here" goin to the doctor sucks
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 08:17 AM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 9:38 AM)
chop it off.  _smile.gif
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thats not even funny or needed to be said...

well think about something else...go listen to music...get your mind off of it


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lmao....i can see someone taking your advice and turning blue
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 08:26 AM
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I thought it was funny. _smile.gif

Anyways, I think cold showers work the best. I'm not exactly sure though.
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 11:35 AM
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^ well when your having one of those moments aka erection....heat is flowing threw the penis so when you take a cold shower your kinda like taming a tiger...you know?...well im not a penis expert, but i had to listen in sex education class
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 12:17 PM
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LoL chopping it off tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 6 2005, 8:38 AM)
chop it off.  _smile.gif
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post Sep 7 2005, 01:12 PM
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cold shower or think of Micheal Jackson
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 01:13 PM
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lmao thats funny...yeah i go with thats thought...think of micheal jackson
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 01:42 PM
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if you're not near a shower, you're kinda f**ked. just think of someone/thing who makes u feel sick
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 07:03 PM
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Break it off and have a piece. Or was that for a kit kat...
 
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post Sep 8 2005, 08:26 AM
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kit kat? HAHAHAHA.
 
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post Sep 8 2005, 08:59 AM
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 7 2005, 8:17 AM)
thats not even funny or needed to be said...
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i wasn't really trying to be funny actually, it was meant to be the kind of response people give to stup--, i mean silly questions. But it came out as funny to me so too bad. by the way, there are lot of things that aren't needed to be said, but sometimes, it's best to say them anyway. in this case, it was best to be said _smile.gif

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post Sep 8 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Sep 6 2005, 5:25 PM)
well, there are a variety ways: take a cold shower
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i was talking about that with a guy friend awhile ago, he said that that doesn't make it go away.

think of your mommy, and if it's still in that state...i can't help you pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 9 2005, 02:25 PM
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But does anyone here have a female doctor and got a boner infront of her?
 
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post Sep 9 2005, 04:07 PM
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i have a female doctor and its never happen.
 
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post Sep 9 2005, 09:44 PM
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Anyone?
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:06 PM
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I just want to know if anyone had that problem?
 
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post Sep 10 2005, 10:56 PM
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dont double post, u can edit them, and uhh... ok once.... i was so embarresed........ she kinda laughed and said it happens all the time and it was normal... ya i was embarressed... then from that point on i got a male doctor... never happened again... lmao michael jackson...
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 08:07 AM
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Anyone else
 
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QUOTE(xscore @ Sep 6 2005, 4:42 PM)
wow  ohmy.gif
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spam? _unsure.gif well i have no idea but try to think of something gross like food or anything you can think of sick.gif results may vary.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 7 2005, 7:17 AM)
thats not even funny or needed to be said...

well think about something else...go listen to music...get your mind off of it
lmao....i can see someone taking your advice and turning blue
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The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer. _smile.gif

Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Sep 11 2005, 11:50 AM)
The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer.  _smile.gif

Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks.
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i know it is, but its not being reasonable with him down there in your pants. its easy for girls to say, but for guys cutting it off makes us useless. so we need to keep it attachted. i was saying that to her meaning that is kinda the worse way to stop a erection
 
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ok....there's nothing funny about it....means your horny... every guy does it... it's just concidered indecent because it shows a display of effection for another person in a pretruding way... guys are able to control it more as they get older but as you hit puberity it gets a little hard to manage yawn.gif
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 11:32 AM
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Think about sports, like football for example. Always works for me...
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 04:56 PM
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What about the question with the doctor?
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 11 2005, 10:55 AM)
i was saying that to her meaning that is kinda the worse way to stop a erection
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well, he asked and i answered ermm.gif it didn't have to be a reasonable answer.. *not in the boy's forum rules*.

oh well, just don't take my suggestion. _smile.gif
 
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^
I like your idea the best. Hah.
 
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i think of my grandma pinch.gif

or someone i'm horribly unnattracted to.

it usually works. happy.gif


...unless you're attracted to your grandma... shifty.gif
 
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QUOTE(herooshima @ Sep 6 2005, 5:56 PM)
Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?
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i have a hot female doctor lol. which sucks, but i dont get a boner still. it just...wont do that to me in that situation haha. me and Evan jr. have a bond lol.


guys, he's probably talking about in public situations.
 
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post Sep 11 2005, 11:19 PM
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 11 2005, 9:56 PM)
well, he asked and i answered  ermm.gif it didn't have to be a reasonable answer.. *not in the boy's forum rules*.

oh well, just don't take my suggestion.  _smile.gif
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its ok, but it kinda will suck if he listened. lmao i will feel real bad for him. your a mod and well i believe alot what you and othe mods say so idk about him
 
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 11 2005, 11:19 PM)
its ok, but it kinda will suck if he listened. lmao i will feel real bad for him. your a mod and well i believe alot what you and othe mods say so idk about him
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when i don't recite forum rules or do moderator actions (eg. warn, verbal warnings, edit topics.. etc), don't think of me as a mod. i'm not here to tell anyone how to think or what to believe because i'm a moderator, i rather you do those things because i make sense _smile.gif

in this case, i tried to make sense in saying that the question at hand is... silly. if it didn't make sense to you, think of it as a bad joke.
 
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post Sep 14 2005, 03:52 PM
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Anyone
 
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^quit it.

people will respond on their own time, if they do not, too bad.
 
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QUOTE(DEbmxer553 @ Sep 6 2005, 4:40 PM)
Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?
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hahahahah thats funny

look at a fat old lady?
 
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QUOTE(DEbmxer553 @ Sep 6 2005, 2:40 PM)
Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?
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lmao
 
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post Sep 16 2005, 08:59 PM
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i wonder if any of these suggestions [hold your breath, think of someone ugly] actually work. i think the shower one might work tho. i say if ur not in public masterbate. o.O
 
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hmm. i think just think about something else.. that's bad. like failing a class or getting yelled at or something...
 
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blink.gif that reminds me of my classmate. he had a boner and he showed everyone that lump on his pants. crazy.gif
 
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Sep 11 2005, 7:50 AM)
The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer.  _smile.gif

Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks.
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Which means, that person would lose their d**k to insert the sperms to reproduction.
 
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QUOTE(Spirited Away @ Sep 6 2005, 09:38 AM) *
chop it off. _smile.gif

why the hell would anyone chop their dick off..? i mean seriously... stubborn.gif
 
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Bump?


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^^lol

get your mind off of sexy dirty thoughts
 
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Just dont think about it, and it'll go away quick.
 
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Usually if i start like walking around or doing some sort of work out. it takes your mind of stuff.
 

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