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HEy guys when you get an erection how do you get rid of it?
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![]() Quand j'étais jeune... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 ![]() |
chop it off.
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Jessica ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 ![]() |
^ so true. yess chop it off.
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jack off.
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Get someone ugly to turn that off.
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hold your breath
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Drink from the opposite side of a glass.
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
well, there are a variety ways: take a cold shower, toss some ice in your pants, masturbate, chop it off with a giant chef nice (that's always nice), uh..think of someone ugly.....yeah.
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![]() I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 219,526 ![]() |
Just think.....what is grandma doing right now?
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![]() i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 ![]() |
wow
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Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction?
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
^ why are you asking multiple questions while in a topic? and stupid questions at that.
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to get rid of an erection:
think of samara morgan, or go to a shocksite, like goatse. |
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what u do, is walk it off.... especialy in front of hot gurls.. u'll get so embarassed it will go away. lol.
Edit: THE HUMILIATION last forever tho. This post has been edited by Levy2k6: Sep 6 2005, 05:22 PM |
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![]() My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 ![]() |
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smack it!! that's what i'd do to my man =P (muahahahaha)
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QUOTE(herooshima @ Sep 6 2005, 5:56 PM) Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction? had a female doctor my whole life. never had a boner in front of them. i was just thinkin to myself "hurry the f**k up so i can get out of here" goin to the doctor sucks |
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I thought it was funny.
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^ well when your having one of those moments aka erection....heat is flowing threw the penis so when you take a cold shower your kinda like taming a tiger...you know?...well im not a penis expert, but i had to listen in sex education class
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LoL chopping it off
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cold shower or think of Micheal Jackson
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lmao thats funny...yeah i go with thats thought...think of micheal jackson
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if you're not near a shower, you're kinda f**ked. just think of someone/thing who makes u feel sick
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Break it off and have a piece. Or was that for a kit kat...
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![]() kit kat? HAHAHAHA. |
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 7 2005, 8:17 AM) i wasn't really trying to be funny actually, it was meant to be the kind of response people give to stup--, i mean silly questions. But it came out as funny to me so too bad. by the way, there are lot of things that aren't needed to be said, but sometimes, it's best to say them anyway. in this case, it was best to be said ![]() p.s. i love you, too th3 hot ariel... oh and lets not forget eve... HIIIII EVE! |
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But does anyone here have a female doctor and got a boner infront of her?
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i have a female doctor and its never happen.
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Anyone?
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I just want to know if anyone had that problem?
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![]() Im Gavin HI!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 ![]() |
dont double post, u can edit them, and uhh... ok once.... i was so embarresed........ she kinda laughed and said it happens all the time and it was normal... ya i was embarressed... then from that point on i got a male doctor... never happened again... lmao michael jackson...
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Anyone else
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![]() My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 ![]() |
QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 7 2005, 7:17 AM) thats not even funny or needed to be said... well think about something else...go listen to music...get your mind off of it lmao....i can see someone taking your advice and turning blue The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer. ![]() Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks. |
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Sep 11 2005, 11:50 AM) The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer. ![]() Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks. i know it is, but its not being reasonable with him down there in your pants. its easy for girls to say, but for guys cutting it off makes us useless. so we need to keep it attachted. i was saying that to her meaning that is kinda the worse way to stop a erection |
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ok....there's nothing funny about it....means your horny... every guy does it... it's just concidered indecent because it shows a display of effection for another person in a pretruding way... guys are able to control it more as they get older but as you hit puberity it gets a little hard to manage
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Think about sports, like football for example. Always works for me...
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What about the question with the doctor?
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^
I like your idea the best. Hah. |
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i think of my grandma
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QUOTE(herooshima @ Sep 6 2005, 5:56 PM) Has anyone ever had gone for a physical and had a female doctor examine you. and had "one" at that time what was her reaction? i have a hot female doctor lol. which sucks, but i dont get a boner still. it just...wont do that to me in that situation haha. me and Evan jr. have a bond lol. guys, he's probably talking about in public situations. |
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QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Sep 11 2005, 9:56 PM) well, he asked and i answered ![]() oh well, just don't take my suggestion. ![]() its ok, but it kinda will suck if he listened. lmao i will feel real bad for him. your a mod and well i believe alot what you and othe mods say so idk about him |
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QUOTE(latinprep12 @ Sep 11 2005, 11:19 PM) its ok, but it kinda will suck if he listened. lmao i will feel real bad for him. your a mod and well i believe alot what you and othe mods say so idk about him when i don't recite forum rules or do moderator actions (eg. warn, verbal warnings, edit topics.. etc), don't think of me as a mod. i'm not here to tell anyone how to think or what to believe because i'm a moderator, i rather you do those things because i make sense ![]() in this case, i tried to make sense in saying that the question at hand is... silly. if it didn't make sense to you, think of it as a bad joke. |
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Anyone
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![]() Quand j'étais jeune... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 ![]() |
^quit it.
people will respond on their own time, if they do not, too bad. |
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pythagorean therom
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i wonder if any of these suggestions [hold your breath, think of someone ugly] actually work. i think the shower one might work tho. i say if ur not in public masterbate. o.O
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hmm. i think just think about something else.. that's bad. like failing a class or getting yelled at or something...
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oops computer messed up ^_^"
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lorena bobitt, lorena bobitt, lorena bobitt, lorena bobitt...
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Sep 11 2005, 7:50 AM) The question is, how do you get rid of an erection? Chopping it off is a perfectly acceptable answer. ![]() Herooshima, please don't double post or make unecessary posts (Anyone else?). Thanks. Which means, that person would lose their d**k to insert the sperms to reproduction. |
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^^lol
get your mind off of sexy dirty thoughts |
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It's bookmarked.
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Just dont think about it, and it'll go away quick.
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Usually if i start like walking around or doing some sort of work out. it takes your mind of stuff.
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