Forgive me cB, for I have sinned Options

[starlette]

Allright we're going to play a little game of confessions. This was an idea Max (latinprep12) and I sort of brewed together. Heres how it goes:

For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory yada yada yada. I'm not into confessions but I think this game could be funny. Start off by stating "Forgive me cB for I have sinned" and name off a random "sin." This is for humours sake so you don't have to mention lying to your mom about your report card. Unless the truth just happens to be very funny. Next, the person after you will decide whether of not they forgive you! (sucks huh?) haha and then they will proceed to make a confession of their own. This should be fairly simple.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I fed my toe jam to the dog. Again. For the third time this week.

Person 2: You are forgiven!

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate eggs and onions this morning and forgot to brush my teeth.

and so on and so forth. I'll start.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I drank a corona and didn't put in the lime.

[latinprep12]

Gasp!!! how could you...your forgiven though

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went over my phone bill by 500 dollars and my mom is gonna kill me [figure of speech way]

[starlette]

Well I don't see how me forgiving you will fix your mom and her attempted murder, but I forgive you nevertheless.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went to a Britney Spears concert. Willingly.

[latinprep12]

Gasp!!! Britney spears? ppsshh your forgiven though...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I bought $200 Burberry plaid shorts...I <3 burberry, but i dont know what i was thinkin

[starlette]

Oh thats rediculous. I can't forgive that mess.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I ate oreos with no milk.

[latinprep12]

naw naw naw...thats 110% sin-city style....oreos and milk is like jay-z and beyonce...Not forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I gave in to temptation and replied to stupidty on hate topics....i was watching spongebob so i wasnt fully awared

[starlette]

Beyonce and Jay-z? hell naw with that mess everyone knows she can do better.

Kay back on topic.

yeah, I'll forgive you for the reply on the hate topic, however I'm sure there a some who won't. I have stayed far far away. The love topics are much better.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I spent another evening planning out how to destroy Will smiths and Jada Pinketts marriage, so I can have him.

[*salcha*]

LMAO, you're forgiven.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I have a huge AP World test tomorrow that I heard no one in history has ever gotten an A on, and I barely know the material.. ):

[starlette]

ooh...I don't know about that one. I suppose I will forgive you, but I can't make any promises about the person grading your test.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I joined blogskins.com.

(not really, just for the game)

[latinprep12]

^ erm never heard of it so cant hold you back on it...your forgiven


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I saw Racheal Mcadams on t.v. and my girl called me and said i love you and well i said yes racheal I love you too... even though my g/f's name is nikole

[starlette]

oooooooh. thats baaaaaad. I'll forgive you, but I seriously doubt she will anytime soon.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I danced around with my hair poofed out to Whitney houston hits from the 80's in the mirror with a hairbrush. *hangs head in shame*

[latinprep12]

Lmao.^ thats bad, but my sin was worse will i forgive you on one case...no more poofy hair

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I have a neighbor who has senstive ears and well i didnt know to i was singing in the showers Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby...and well when the song was over and i was drying myself..all i heard was "my ears...my ears..what have i done to deserve this sh*t"

[freeflow]

awww poor dude, look what you did to him you are forgiven though cuz it waskinda funny

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. I have been thinking for the past 10 minutes what the hell to write, and i came up with nothing.

[starlette]

Aww girl its all right you are forgiven. :D



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I woke my boyfriend up to make him tell me what he did with my ipod only to find out I had it plugged in the computer charging the whole time.

[latinprep12]

You are forgiven my child..lol..next time stop being such a diva and look

Forgive me cb for i have sinned. i just woke up and went to the refrigrator and saw the last coke well i opened it and well i read the cap and it said i won a free car...so i yelled i won and threw my arms in the air..well i didnt notice my mom who was comin towards me to hug me and well my fist kinda...eerrmm hit her and knocked her on her butt....now im punished and typing away in the dark

[melface]

You're unworthy. How dare you hit your mother. I'm not forgiving your ass.




Forgive me cb, for I have sinned. I went to strip club again tonight... and I enjoyed it.

[starlette]

Well..it depends..were you stripping, or were you watching? Because if you were stripping, then I forgive you. Just tell me when and where lol.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I want to go see mel strip

[latinprep12]

lol...well your so not forgived...you didnt tell me...i had to watch girls gone wild commericals while you and her were having fun

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. me and my friends were having fun in my house without my parents for a whole day and well they came home and i was in my grandma's room drunk and messed up..well she cant really see that good, but when she turned on the t.v. it was the bunny channel with naked girls on it...well i changed it fast and said it was the discovery channel and it was 2 chimpmunks mating

[starlette]

unforgivable. U know you like them chipmunks. I remember your confession...

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I got drunk and threw up on some guys car.

[toodlepops.]

Forgiven. Kudos for throwing up in his car. :)

Forgive me cb for I have sinned. I am too awesome.
ME>YOU

[starlette]

Nope, cant forgive that one. CUZ ITS A LIE!!



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I went outside wearing a pink and black shirt, black pants, pink earrings, pink lipgloss and eyeshadow, with BLUE SHOES!! ooooooh noooooo!11!11

[latinprep12]

omg...your lucky the fashion police didnt stop you or arrest you..i forgive you though


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i watched the spongebob marathon without holding his plushie in my arms and without wearing my super special sponge Pj's

[starlette]

HOW COULD YOU! I can never forgive you for that.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I threw away my boyfriends geeky shirt cuz it made him look like a loser.... to bad he still hasnt noticed its gone

[latinprep12]

Omg your so not gonna be forgiven...a guy and clothes is like...like..a guy and his clothes.. i will have a bit*h fit if that was me


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I Bought oreos and was waiting for my g/f to come and eat them with me and watch the notebook will she had to finish some finals...well uumm i kinda got hungry and about time i came to my senses they were all gone..

[starlette]

Oh thats messed up yo. I mean...totally unforgivable. The oreos!!!


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm listening to Hanson and the Spice Girls on my iPod and I love it!!!

[latinprep12]

lol...i forgive you...thats terrible though

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i took a bet that my friends made and well the bet was to stay 5 mins in a gay bar with a blindfold on...well i was wearing tight clothes too, but idk...all i know i didnt feel or walk the same after those 5 mins

[starlette]

oh thats just wrong. I don't know if you could even forgive yourself. Forgiven nonetheless.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I wanted to stab 70+ people in the eye today. and they all deserved it.

[Shana_Kru]

forgiven



forgive me cb i told my mum i needed 60 dollahs to go to the oprah 4 skewl and then i went and bought a ekie and a afterball ticket

[starlette]

ooh lying about money is not okay. Shame on you. Unforgiven.


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I just...wait..I gotta go pee.

[latinprep12]

ewwww peepee...lol.your forgiven



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I told my friend it was my moms birthday today and well she was doing something with my step-dad ..well he went in there and jumped on the bed and yelled happy birthday..and well he said something poked him...idk lord whats he talking about

[Shana_Kru]

intresting but forgiven



i dont go 2 skul as often as it looks like i do

[starlette]

unforgiven, only because the way you type makes things hard to understand and I'm too lazy to decipher.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I forgot to clean out behind my ears. lol

[Shana_Kru]

ewww unforgivern



forgive me cbi stole shoes from the drama department at school

[starlette]

Stealing is wrong. Give them back. Unforgiven til then.



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I bought an outfit, wore it, and took it back like I didn't.

[Shana_Kru]

almost as bad as stealing unforgiven






forgive me cb a teacher asked me asked me something and then asked me not to tell any1 and i did

[starlette]

unforgiven. betraying trust is just mean! u know, u dont have to post real confessions..but you do some mean things...:(




Forgive me cB I have sinned. I read the first 5 Harry Potter books and refuse to read the 6th one.

[*Tainted Euphoria*]

lol, You are forgiven, my dear.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I am hopelessly yearning for a man who lives clear across the country!

But he's perfect.

[latinprep12]

I forgive you..feeling attracted to someone isnt always close to you, but Close to your heart

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. i was trying to get some sleep, but was to lazy to get up and get a sleeping pill...what i did was turn on the t.v. and watched barney...i was jamming out till he sang "i love you" song, thats when i passed out

[iheartjohn]

You and my daughter would get along. But you are forgiven. ;]



Forgive me Createblog, for I have sinned. I'm marrying a man nearly twice my age! =o

[latinprep12]

oohh my lord!!! your so not forgiven....well im single ....lol...i forgive you


Forgive me Createblog, for I have sinned. I took a girl out around town last night and we walked around city hall and we had fun...the thing is i didnt ask for her name last night before i took her home before curfew we were having to much fun

[starlette]

ooh thats bad. Not forgiven...just cuz ur too much of a pimp!!!


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a loser because he plays rpgs online.

[*jooleeah*]

I forgive you..feeling attracted to someone  isnt always close to you, but Close to your heart

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. i was trying to get some sleep, but was to lazy to get up and get a sleeping pill...what i did was turn on the t.v. and watched barney...i was jamming out till he sang "i love you" song, thats when i passed out

HAHAHA. that made me laugh out loud.

anyway, you are forgiven, danielle ( that's your name right?)

Forgive me cB, I have sinned, I didn't really study for the world history test that I had today.

[latinprep12]

Gasp! jooleeah well i forgive you....but i hope the teacher does as well


Forgive me cB, I have sinned. i went into a karaoke bar last night around 12 and i went in there singing "sugar pie hunny bunch" and well alot of the drunk old ladies said they wanted to be my groupies...well i give into there powers

Edit: Max <3's His Granny Groupies

[starlette]

HAHAHA. that made me laugh out loud.

anyway, you are forgiven, danielle ( that's your name right?)

Forgive me cB, I have sinned, I didn't really study for the world history test that I had today.

haha you are unforgiven, only because u spelled my name wrong!! (hint: read my signature ) but its okay, I change my mind, I forgive you. Just start STUDYING!!


Forgive me cB got I have sinned...I entered this topic with nothing witty or humorous to reply with.


//edit// DAMMIT max you are too fast. I dont know how I feel about u and granny groupies. I'll get back to you lol.

[*tweeak*]

I forgive you, since I entered this topic not having any idea what it was

Forgive me, CB, I am now failing history, possibly precal, and i f**ked up my MCslam and band passoff. Not funny, but i'm pretty mad

[starlette]

Well damn. I forgive you. Now can YOU forgive you? yeah...




Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I just spilled a bowl of sunflower seed shells all over the floor and I just want to sweep them under the bad...

[*jooleeah*]

^
Ahhh, sorry Danelle. x[

Forgive me cB, I flicked off the orchestra "helper" today during class.

[latinprep12]

I forgive you, but no more flicking off people..keep that finger down


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i was in the mall shopping and well some girls was smiling as me and well i blew them a kiss...the bad thing is they didnt see the pole in front of them they were cute..now they all got werid looking noses

[starlette]

its okay. I forgive you. For the name, and the finger. I'm sure they deserved it.




Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm listening to the spice girls again. And I'm singing...really loud.

[*tweeak*]

julia, did she see??! i forgive you, because i hear she's a bitch

cb, forgive me for not giving alex his death cab cd for about 4 days now

(dammit that was to julia)

[sm0kinm0nky]

Ahhhh. You are forgiven.


Forgive me CB, I walked in the girls bathroom when my school lost electric power during Band Camp!

[starlette]

dag yo this topic just picked up speed!! I forgive you for the tub thingy...although lying is baaaad.

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I'm trying very very hard to be the first person to respond!!

[latinprep12]

your not forgiven you didny forgive me for the granny groupe thingy...



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i put on my step-dad's boxers and went outside real fast to get the newpaper..well they fell down and this girl was out there and she Gasped for air...but lord i swear i use a pump so its not my fault.well the boxers were burberry [I <3 it]

[*jooleeah*]

Edit://Haha, Max, you are hilarious and forgiven

Nicki, Actually, It was the other orchetra helper. Her name is Ms.Bates and she's f**king crazy. The other one is Ms.Yun, she's a little bit of a bitch, but she's not that bad.

Forgive me cB, I have sinned...I told alex that it was henry's fault for screwing up the keyboard...when it was actually mine x] oops

[*tweeak*]

I don't know, I've heard bad things about both. IS the new orleans guy still there? one of them sent a bunch of phil kids back up to the language arts room to get a pass for being 2 minutes late. they were IB diploma asian kids! all of them! they did nothing wrong! but it wouldnt up taking up 10 minutes of their clas time, and some of mine,, too, since i had that class the next period

i forgive you :]

cb, forgive me for telling my sister to shut up when she started to cry

[latinprep12]

awww your a meanie..lol..well i forgive you [ i do the same..sshhh]


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i lost my rubber duckie so i went to my neighbors house and borrowed hers...she was crying but she doesnt know i got it...i need mr.duckie for the showers

[*jooleeah*]

You seriously took it? Haha, you are forgiven

I don't know, I've heard bad things about both. IS the new orleans guy still there? one of them sent a bunch of phil kids back up to ms greeson's room to get a pass for being 2 minutes late. they were IB diploma asian kids! all of them! they did nothing wrong! but it wouldnt up taking up 10 minutes of their clas time, and some of mine,, too, since i had greeson the next period

i forgive you :]

cb, forgive me for telling my sister to shut up when she started to cry

yes the new orleans guy is still there. haha that made me laugh, "IB diploma asian kids!!" but um, yeah, orchetra teachers are effing crazy. they have no sympathy and take your money...for instance, I paid for an 80 dollar dress that I will never wear, and a polo that cost 25 dollars that i will never wear either. uhg so mad. i don't even think i'm doing orch next year

[*tweeak*]

well, they were! :) my friend and i looked at them and were like 'whoa they're alllll asian!! ' it was so steryotypical it was hilarious
band costs soooo much more. but at least we actually wear our popls this year. i'm wearing mine now, for the game. the last two years, we only wore them once a year

forgive me for not forgiving anyone or providing anything real to forgive. oh, and chatting in threads too much

[*Tainted Euphoria*]

Hmmm, I don't know if that can be forgiven, girl. That is the ULTIMATE CB SIN...lol. I keed! Of course you're forgiven!

Forgive me for not being everything he needed me to be.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

you are forgiven, gosh that was emo....


Forgive for I have.....................been on the comp all day =]

[krispy_kreme333]

Forgiven. (I've been doing the same thing also.)


Forgive me CB, for I have sinned. I procrastinate way too much.

[racoons > you]

^ oh you;re forgiven. and encouraged to continue in the future, in fact

forgive me cb, for i have sinned: i just ate four frozen snickers bars

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

Forgiven.

Forgive me CB, for I have sinned: that i came home at 5 in the morning

[latinprep12]

ermm what were you doing?? well your forgiven...

forgive me cb, for i have sinned: i just ate four frozen snickers bars

omg me too...lmao



Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I was signing in the shower again and this time i was singing whitney houston...well i hit the high pitch part and my neighbors were crying,because there ears are senstive

[*Tainted Euphoria*]

LMAO, you're forgiven.

Forgive me cB, for I have sinned. I just lied to my brother about my vibrator. [He found the receipt and I said it got stuck to my shoe and I must have tracked it into the house]

[latinprep12]

Oh My Lord....your forgiven...and i hope he thinks its a light saber or a hole plugger



Forgive me cB for I have sinned.I went to walmart and went to get snacks...well i looked and walked away from the oreos what is wrong with me

[toodlepops.]

Unforgiven. No one walks away from Oreos. NO ONE.

Forgive me cb for I have sinned. I never know what to write in this topic and end up making a stupid sin like this one.

[latinprep12]

your so not forgiven.....


Forgive me cb for I have sinned. i told my little cousin the birds and the bees was a aka for males and females..well hes in the hospital because he told a girl to get her eagle on and to shake her tailfeathers..well she was a big one my lord and well...hes gonna be on E.r's new season, but thats all

[Mulder]

i...am laughing so hard....i forgive you though.

forvige me cb for i have sinned. im having impure thoughts about johnny depp.

[latinprep12]

I forgive you ma am...

Forgive me cb for I have sinned. Theres this nerd who has a wedgie all the time..well everytime i go to my car which is outside hes always in front of my car tryin to pull it out...well for 2 months straight i have seen him do this nasty act in front of my car...so yesterday morning i got tired and said "look knee-gro stop this" and i pulled it higher in his crack....

lord forgive me..he cant pull it out so why not pull it in more

[Paradox of Life]

... Umm.. Forgiven?

FORGIVE ME CB FOR I HAVE SINNED. I went out with a smoker/rebel and we kissed each other (before I dumped him ).

[iheartjohn]

If it was a hot guy smoking, you're sooo forgiven.



Forgive me CB, I had ice cream today when I was supposed to be on my diet. =x

[talcumpowder]

If it was rocky road, you're forgiven.
Forgive my CB for I have sinned, I saw a pirate and didn't immaturely yell out "OMG! It's JOHNNY DEPP!!"

[racoons > you]

more than fogiven.

'diet' is 'die' with a t. and why would you want to die, felicia? you are forgiven too

forgive me cb, for i have sinned. my 'not smoking for at least a week' plan failed.

[talcumpowder]

Psh. Forgiven.

Forgive my CB for I have sinned, I saw a pirate and didn't immaturely yell out "OMG! It's JOHNNY DEPP!!" Twice now! >.<"

[*tweeak*]

not so forgiven, james i told you you'd get f**king addicted! stupid stupid stupid

forgive me cb, because i can't manage not to get pissed off at him

(whoops, somone else posted. forgive me for missing that)

[talcumpowder]

Forgiven on first account. Not forgiven on second.

Forgive my CB for I have sinned, I saw a pirate and didn't immaturely yell out "OMG! It's JOHNNY DEPP!!" Twice now! >.<"

[iheartjohn]

Hm, forgiven.

And James, I don't want to die. =x Just shed a couple of extra pounds. And I find guys smoking attractive. So you're not forgiven, there's no fault in that.


Forgive me CB, because I ignored my fiance all day yesterday.

[latinprep12]

wow your so not forgiven for that...poor fellow


Forgive my CB for I have sinned, yesterday was football practice and well i paid a nerd to run across the field with a blindfold...well lord i also gave him our rival colors...he didnt realize till he heard the whole team behind..well hes ok now...in the hospital, but hes ok

[Cwlplover]

You're forgiven!

Forgive me CB, for I have sinned. I listened to Blink 182.

[*tweeak*]

you're forgiven. i actually own one of their cds

cb, forgive me for whining too much these past couple of weeks

[talcumpowder]

Forgiven.

Forgive me CB for I have sinned, I forgot to check my email yesterday.

[*tweeak*]

you are forgiven

cb, forgive me for not having checked my email since i finished my online classes

[pshaa.shauna]

*sigh*...I guess you are forgiven.


Forgive me cb, for I have sinned, I said the word fag the other day out of pure pissyness of the idiot around me.(I can't stand people who say "gay" to describe every friggen thing!)

[heyyfrankie]

^ you are forgiven but don't let it happen again! jkjk. :D

forgive me cb for i have sinned. i have been in a spamm-ish posting frenzy and i have only been active in like...backstage & the lounge.

<- is a bad people staffer

[pshaa.shauna]

You are forgiven, you are too cool to be mad at.


Forgive me cb for I have sinned, I took a cookie from the cookie jar and ruined my dinner appetite.

(That was so weird, I posted the first one and I was thinking, just watch...I bet frankie will reply to that. Creepy.)

[krispy_kreme333]

Forgiven. What kind of cookie? Will you share?



Forgive me cb, for I have sinned. I still have not cleaned off my desk, and is now even more messy than it was.

[Paradox of Life]

Way forgiven.

Forgive me CB, for I have sinned. I also went out with a goth poser before that..

[latinprep12]

Gasp your so not forgiven

Forgive me CB, for I have sinned. me and a date [who is a cheerleader] was driving in my moms convertible car and well i was gonna take her to the movies..but she wanted to go to a cheerleading car wash and well lord my eyes were in heaven, but it wasnt my fault her friends were all hot

[Paradox of Life]

Lmao. SO NOT FORGIVEN.

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. I hate America.

[latinprep12]

Gasp!! your forgiven when i move out of the usa

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. i went shopping at abercombie a few mins ago and i was buying some new polo's..well this fat girl in some tight clothes said shes sexy and she picked out a small shirt and asked me "what do you think if i put this on"..well lord i put a kit kat in my mouth and mumbled "sure sure your gonna look real good"...well im sorryi didnt wanna hurt her feelings

[*jooleeah*]

^Ahahaha. you're forgiven

Forgive me cB, i woke up at 2 today.

[racoons > you]

^ frogiven.

i got up at 3

frogive me cb, for i have sinned: i have blatantly disregarded good advice several times, and am not in the least bit sorry for doing so

[latinprep12]

your forgiven...


Forgive me cB for I have sinned. this girl called me and she had some of her friends around her and they were asking my ?'s...well i hanged up...because she said h/o and put me on hold...and i hate that

[latinprep12]

dang double post

[ClaudelGFX]

your forgiven...
Forgive me cB for I have sinned. this girl called me and she had some of her friends around her and they were asking my ?'s...well i hanged up...because she said h/o and put me on hold...and i hate that

your forgiven:)

Forgive me cB for I have sinned. Ive revealed some (GSS)General Security Secrets for newbies :P

[Mulder]

you're forgiven

forgive me cb, for i have sinned. im watching ella enchanted .

[AngryBaby]

forgive me cb, for i have sinned... i spammed, twice

[BrokenDream]

spamming is bad. but you are forgiven anyway. forgive me cb for I have sinned. I forgot to work on a project that is due on Tuesday ><. I don't know whether it's that bad, but you get the deal, haha. =D

[Chii]

you're forgiven, i don't do projects either

forgive me createBlog for i have sinned...i went commando today...again