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post Mar 6 2006, 10:37 PM
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lol my friend told me these just as a joke =]

did u eat lucky chamrs for breakfast?
cuz u look magically delicious

my love for u is like diarrea(sp?)
i just cant hold it in

if you were hw
i would do u all over the table and youd be hard lol
pinch.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 12 2006, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE
theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them.

^ thats so true.
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 01:26 AM
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I go up to em and I'm like Hey lil mama you looking good , don't I know you from the hood?
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 02:47 AM
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^ baby call me up, I wanna see waht you got in your HARD DRIVE. XD
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 07:13 AM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Mar 15 2006, 2:54 AM) *
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.


oh my. mellow.gif



that's disturbing.... ::runs away::
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 11:01 AM
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pick up lines are so cheesy. shifty.gif
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 11:09 AM
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post Mar 15 2006, 07:03 PM
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i made this one up myself happy.gif

can you hold this for me? *holds out hand*


another stupid one my friend used on me
*picks a pack of sugar off the ground then says* is this yours? it has your name on it

hahaha good stuff
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 07:05 PM
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I LOVE the whole alphabet thing the one with U and I together! XD

and the, "I wish you were my homework so I can do you on my desk!"
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 07:08 PM
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lol or you can be like 50 cent
"i got no pick up lines, bitch get in my car"


...its from one of his songs
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 07:11 PM
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"Touch it"
 
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post Mar 15 2006, 11:40 PM
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This one is for guys only...well it works if you're a dude.

"Hey, wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Haha!

-FaR
 
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post Mar 17 2006, 12:50 AM
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oo0 you should see this clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S816wGtfTB0
it's a clip of dat phan making fun of dating...and stuff about pick up lines

i was googling and i found some..some are corny and some are cute

-Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
-There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-"Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes."
-"Is it hot in here or is it just you?
 
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post Mar 17 2006, 07:29 PM
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haha...pretty funny pickup lines..

" Hi, how are you? "
 
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post Mar 17 2006, 07:37 PM
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im at work right now and i just had sumone use this one on me...
**nuying M&M's**
me:do u want the ones with nuts?"
him:ya, do they coem with ur number?"
me: WAT?!
 
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post Mar 18 2006, 04:11 AM
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Not all too sure if this one is here yet.

Guy: Hey, do you work at subway!?

Girl: No... Why?

Guy: Cause you gave me a foot long. ;)
 
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post Mar 19 2006, 02:52 AM
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I dont use pick up lines, I just say what i think/feel.
 
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post Mar 19 2006, 02:59 AM
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yeah pick-up lines are pretty pointless thats why i just use roofies they're much easier dance.gif
 
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post Mar 29 2006, 11:53 AM
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they call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine rolleyes.gif lol
 
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post Mar 29 2006, 04:05 PM
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YAY FOR CORNY PICKUP LINES.
honestly i'd say when it comes to pickup lines, the cornier the better.
then again it depends on what kind of girl youre using them on. but as a girl myself, i know id like to hear a guy use cheesy pickup lines that we both laugh at cause sense of humor is a huge plus. happy.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2006, 08:43 PM
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I actually think pickup lines are kind of cute, no matter how cheesy they are. I always love 'em! :D

My friend told me this one the other day:
If I was a ghost, would you be my boo?
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post Apr 11 2006, 08:53 PM
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Do yah got a mirror in you're pocket mon? Cuz I can definitely see myself in those pants!
 
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post Apr 11 2006, 09:02 PM
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Sistah over there ask if you think Kunta cute.
 
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post Apr 11 2006, 10:41 PM
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" hey whats up."

^^thats one.
 
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post Apr 12 2006, 02:08 AM
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"if you were a booger i'd pick you"


over heard my friend saying that out loud to a girl in class. i didn't know he was just joking at the time to i busted out of laughter on the ground off my chair.
 
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