Mommy Where do..., babies come from? Options

[random person]

when i was little i thought that when a couple liked each other really much and if god found out about it he'd give them a baby... that is so different from reality...

[[x]Mari[x]]

I'm probly real late... but... XD

I never asked... but this girl's mom told her:

Mommy has a new garage, and daddy has a new limo. Daddy parks his limo in mommy's new garage, and a bunch of little people come out of the limo and wander around the house for awhile. Then, they all need to go to the bathroom. One finally gets to the bathroom... then you were born!

AKA, we're all turds... .___.;;;

[muffingirlsays]

LMAO

when I was 8, I asked my mom while she was chopping peppers or something. I was like, "Mom, where do kids come from?"

Then she stopped chopping peppers or whatever and she gave me a strange look. And then she said, "Ask your Dad."

And then I did. And he said, "...Uh, mommies and daddies write letters to...a big, ugly-looking bird called...the Stork. And later, they fly by and, uh..drop the kids in the mommie's arms, okay?"

and then I went to my 14-year old cousin...and told him that kids come from storks...and he started laughing.

And he said, "Ahaha, no, no, that's not right at all!"

and he told me the WHOLE THING in specific detail...

I was traumatized for a few years....

[mocassinsx29]

I had no idea what sex was and I just thought women had babies no matter what and that they kept having them every nine months. You don't know how RELIEVED I was when I found out that wasn't the case at alllll being that I'm a girl.

[xenosaga]

THE STORK. That's where I thought babies came from. The stork flies to your house and gives the baby to your parents wrapped in a blanket, with a note said: "Your New Baby". It reminded me about Dumbo, that movie

[Mulder]

i thought the woman pooped out a baby.
How the baby got there, I don't remember.

Man, I was so stupid back then. LMFAO.

thought that too...

[elmogurly]

never did think of it.

but i never want to, we just had to watch a video on..the "miracle of child birth" *gags