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MzShortieAlli
post Jan 13 2005, 11:48 PM
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HI IM aLLi =]
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iONO iF u guys heard dis wun yet.. but here it goes..

there was a brunette and blonde girl who were riding in an elevator and dis man comes in and the two girls saw his dandruff and sed nuttin bout it untill the man left the elevator and the brunette says, "let's give him head nd shoulders" and the blonde goes how do we give him shoulders?
ahhaha
 
xiNxlOvexO4
post Jan 14 2005, 01:32 AM
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Haven't heard of this before.
but it made me giggle.
 
dani41790
post Jan 14 2005, 03:55 AM
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lol that one made me smile
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Jan 14 2005, 3:55 AM)
lol that one made me smile
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haha yeah me too cool.gif
 
x_far_x
post Jan 14 2005, 05:17 PM
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HAHA, Nice! laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 09:51 PM
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a quick smile this one gaveme
 
chantel314
post Jan 15 2005, 04:21 AM
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Haha...good one
 
shortiiex
post Jan 15 2005, 05:12 PM
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roflz.......
 
Skyline Drive
post Jan 15 2005, 06:08 PM
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LOL crazy.gif haha .
 
Euphoria Rose
post Jan 15 2005, 09:41 PM
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I don't get it.....
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 11:43 PM
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thats a good 1 HAHA
 
SarahxJoy
post Jan 16 2005, 03:22 AM
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What the fack.
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Clever. Keke. shifty.gif
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 08:47 PM
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lol haha I've read it on some other forum it's still funny haiizzz *sighs*
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 10:09 PM
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-sigh- didnt make any expression on mai face..... its okai gues..?
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 11:02 PM
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that was funny! i love blonde jokes and havent heard any new ones in a while! Lol
 
sweetxsimplicity
post Jan 16 2005, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE(Euphoria Rose @ Jan 15 2005, 6:41 PM)
I don't get it.....
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Head and Shoulders is a dandruff shampoo..which part don't you get?
 
heyyfrankie
post Jan 17 2005, 01:23 AM
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QUOTE(xiNxlOvexO4 @ Jan 14 2005, 1:32 AM)
Haven't heard of this before.
but it made me giggle.

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really? i have heard this like 1000 times! ohmy.gif it is kinda old! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 02:23 AM
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FUNNY... =P
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 11:55 PM
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loser!!! lol
 
k_dizzle90
post Jan 18 2005, 05:33 PM
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thats a great joke
 
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post Jan 19 2005, 09:37 PM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jan 16 2005, 10:17 PM)
Head and Shoulders is a dandruff shampoo..which part don't you get?
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lol. she probably didn't know head and shoulders was a dandruff shampoo.

you gotta know your hair products ;)
 
freeflow
post Jan 19 2005, 10:38 PM
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hahahahhahahaha thats funny!
 
iheartjohn
post Jan 20 2005, 06:45 PM
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Cute.
 
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post Jan 20 2005, 06:47 PM
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*sigh* Blonde jokes. can't get sick of them.
 
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post Jan 22 2005, 05:08 AM
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oh gee..haha
 

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