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Bad Parrot
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post Jan 13 2005, 12:04 AM
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(i heard this joke a little after thanksgiving.)

There's a man who has a parrot that always likes to curse, yell, and screech.

First, he tried to talk soothingly to it, but nevertheless... it kept cursing and yelling obscenities.

Then, the man got mad so he started yelling too. This just encouraged the parrot to curse and yell even louder than before.

Fed up, the man stuffs the parrot into the freezer. There's still a lot of cursing going on inside the freezer. He waits outside for a little while. Suddenly, there's silence. He opens the freezer to see what happened.

The parrot walks right onto his open hand and says "i am sorry for every trouble i've caused you, it was very impolite of me. I promise never to curse nor screech again."

The man, happy beyond belief, asks "Why this sudden change of attitude?"

The parrot slowly asks "do you mind telling me what happened to the turkey?"
 

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[X]poised   Bad Parrot   Jan 13 2005, 12:04 AM
lilxroxy   hahhahaa. nice!! (:   Jan 13 2005, 04:23 AM
xbr0kensmil3   hah that made me laugh   Jan 13 2005, 06:23 AM
dahding   not the turkey!   Jan 13 2005, 07:11 AM
yanners   hahahahahah. i really needed a joke.   Jan 13 2005, 07:38 AM
tooeffingcrazy   What a coincidence! My history teacher told us...   Jan 13 2005, 07:11 PM
D4rkf4m3   lol that was pretty funny   Jan 14 2005, 09:47 PM
Shortiiex   poor turkey..never had a chance   Jan 14 2005, 09:51 PM
k_dizzle90   didnt really think it was funny even though i got ...   Jan 15 2005, 11:40 PM
[X]poised   QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Jan 15 2005, 10:40 PM)didn...   Jan 16 2005, 07:50 PM
KissMe2408   hehehe silly parrot   Jan 16 2005, 08:59 AM
INSOMNIA   i read that joke in a book before but still made m...   Jan 16 2005, 09:03 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   awww thats soo cute hahha   Jan 16 2005, 10:11 PM
iiiiiiiYON   BiRDZZZZ   Jan 17 2005, 02:43 AM
Frankie   ha ha! that is funny! so the parrot though...   Jan 17 2005, 10:40 AM
mysticbreeze   Haha that was a cute joke!   Jan 17 2005, 01:29 PM


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