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 Jul 24 2010, 09:16 PM
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 Vae Victis  Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227  |
As some of you may know, I have worked with the utmost diligence and patriotism for a campaign on getting candidate Sam Blakeslee elected to California State Senate, pouring my sweat and blood into the labor that will build our glorious future. In addition to the highest reward of all, the gratification of serving the party, I've been getting paid $100 a day, sometimes $125. However, as of today the cunning and intelligent leaders behind Führer Blakeslee's election have informed us that there will be no more paid walking from now on. My work partner and I are on call for paid sessions whenever the Führer is short on volunteers but it is clearly time to look for new work and turn into a capitalist running dog.
I am currently applying for a position in caring for the elderly. This will bode well for propaganda purposes in painting myself as a kindly community man. I have a pet Vietnamese giant centipede named Father Christmas who feeds on mice and small rabbits so I should already be familiar enough with their feeding and caging requirements. |
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Jul 25 2010, 03:11 AM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 24 2010, 10:16 PM)  I am currently applying for a position in caring for the elderly. This will bode well for propaganda purposes in painting myself as a kindly community man. I have a pet Vietnamese giant centipede named Father Christmas who feeds on mice and small rabbits so I should already be familiar enough with their feeding and caging requirements. THAT f*ckING VIDEO IS THE REASON WHY I COULD NOT SLEEP TONIGHT T_T_T_T_T_T_T_T everytime i would close my eyes, i'd feel something tickle my leg and i'd think it was a giant centipede and i'd wake up. |
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Jul 25 2010, 03:23 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
He is adorable. Anyways, enough pics of my boss. Lemme show you my giant venomous centipede. /swish |
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Jul 25 2010, 03:55 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 706 Joined: Sep 2009 Member No: 745,302 |
i just wanna give a small thanks to photobucket. for it has been about 5 years and ive had no problems whatsoever with photo uploading
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Jul 25 2010, 12:12 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
At least it's not a scorpion. Meow.
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Jul 25 2010, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 25 2010, 04:23 AM) He is adorable. Anyways, enough pics of my boss. Lemme show you my giant venomous centipede. /swish Wait....is that really your pet? |
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Jul 25 2010, 02:00 PM
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What does it eat?
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Jul 25 2010, 03:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,454 Joined: Nov 2008 Member No: 696,018 |
^ MICE, TARANTULAS, SNAKES, SMALL ANIMALS, BABIES
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Jul 25 2010, 03:38 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
My soul
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Jul 25 2010, 04:49 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(spambot @ Jul 25 2010, 03:38 PM) My soul mexicans don't have souls just lawnmowers and shitty work ethic |
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Jul 25 2010, 05:09 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Then cut your own grass whitey.
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Jul 25 2010, 05:35 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
nah we hire mexicans to do that (the dude's name is Sandro, he actually speaks English really well)
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Jul 26 2010, 08:41 AM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
LOL... seriously that thing is huge!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ):
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Jul 26 2010, 01:13 PM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
QUOTE(Uso @ Jul 25 2010, 12:25 PM) Wait....is that really your pet? Dammit Uso, I'm a Reidar, not a scientist. |
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