my dog chewed up a 10 pack of pencils today and ate the erasers. i don't know what made him feel like doing this. maybe because it was storming and he gets nervous when it storms.

what has your dog/pet done lately to piss you off?

I didn't know you have a dog. Name, breed, age?

My dog pissed me off by being nonexistent. Same goes for my teddy bear hamsters. :(

i have two. one is donut, he's a jack russel terrier, and he's...i don't really know how old. i've had him for like 5/6 years, but i found him so he wasn't a new pup when i got him.

my other dog is cedrick, he's a dachshund. i posted about him around when i got him. so he's gonna be 3.


cedrick is the one who chewed up the pencils. he's always the one causing havoc.

My dog knocked over the garbage the other day. AND HE ATE THE COOKIES I MADE. and a shit ton of butter. I am pretty sure it was because he's an ***hole so he does ***hole-ish things.

LOL wtf

my dog is so disgusting... she went into my sister's bathroom garbage and friggn chewed through all the dirty tampons. now there's bloody garbage all over the hallway floor.

yeah, you all needed to know that.

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He ate 6 sticks of butter of the counter yo. No laughing matter.

My cat almost barfed on my graduation gown! ....which is white

I used to have a dog when I was little that shat a f*ckload. Literally, if you walked into my garage (where we kept his bed and stuff), you'd find a tonnage of feces laying around. On top of that, I had to clean the damn thing up every week. What's worse is that when he came in sometimes, he'd start butt-rubbing all over the damn carpet and leave shit stains all over the place. And guess who had to clean and wash out those goddamn shit stains? Thankfully, we gave him away to a farm (that put him to pretty good use; fertilizer, motherf*cker!).

Then, I had a smaller dog (cocker-spaniel) a few years later but that little bitch could bite the f*ck out of anything and anyone. And what really sucked, is for some reason, that damn cocker-spaniel was a racist ***hole. Not kidding. Everytime I would take him out for a walk and happened to run into one of my African American (trying to be euphemistic here) friends, he'd go f*cking berserk and start barking and shit. That would of course make my friend run away and left me with a pestered dog, tons of shit to pick up along the way (because where I used to live, they wouldn't dare tolerate having feces laying around the neighborhood), and no one to really talk to except for a few little kids, some old people, and a couple of my fellow Hispanic and light-skinned (euphemism, again) friends (who were incredibly boring/stupid to talk to at that age).

Yeah.

damn, you had a racist dog, that is a first.

Tell me about it.

Where I used to live, kids would show off how awesome their pets were (a majority of the kids had at least one pet) and that included talking parrots, acrobatic cats, a f*cking scorpion for Pete's sake, and a bunch of other cool animals. Hell, I knew one girl who had a big, healthy, f*cking god-like horse with a motherf*cking mane that'd you could take one look at and instantly want to, for some reason, get your freaky-freak on with that hair. And as you though that, knowing you would never get that chance, it would flip it's hair in a manner that made it seem as if it were a royal majesty bred, raised, and fed by the most wealthiest, strongest, healthiest people to ever f*cking live. And I come along, with a dog crapping as it walks and barking like an AIDS-riven, MCD-infected, insane son of a bitch at every damn black person that walked by.

I was definitely cool.

did they have a dog like this

Double B's.

my dog used to keep chewing up the stuff at home. once i left her unattended, she chewed down half a bottle of my ibuprofen. i dont know why she's still alive and well.

Gunther is an 11 year old lab/beagle/collie. He used to be a real trouble maker when he was a pup (biting holes in the corner of pillows and humping them for instance) but now he is more calm. I miss him now that I moved into my apartment.. I want to bring him here sooo badly or even get my own puppy.

We have two dogs that are incredibly well behaved. We have a puppy that's six months old. Not so well behaved. Can't hate it though, it's the most playful dog I've ever had. It still likes to dig and get in fights with random things like, the hose.

when i water the plants, my dog likes to bite the stream of water shooting out from the hose. it's really funny to look at lol

What breed does he most resemble? Pix or you don't really have a dog.

this topic reminds me of people taking out anger on animals which i find bull shit

My cat literally shits all over the place sometimes. We don't understand why. She'll do it when her litter box is even clean. Or lately she will pee in my other cats bed. Sisterly rivalry it seems. I don't know why she is all...bipolar.
Or you will pet her and she will enjoy it and purr and the next moment she will hiss and try to claw you! I don't get it :(

Here's the little monster

Is she old?

No shes not, thats the weird part

i was laying on the couch with my dog, went to put a load of clothes in the washing machine, came back and my bologna sandwich mysteriously disappeared from the coffee table.

who done it, i think i know

lol