how cool would it be, if i had swine flu? |
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 Sep 7 2009, 12:38 PM
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As everyone here knows, I have some pretty weird health problems. Like blood in my semen and green pee. Well I have had the flu for about 4 days and now I have started getting really sweaty. I feel like someone sick 100 years ago. And I was thinking. What if I have swine flu? I hate doctors but I think i want to go to one to get some medicine. But wouldnt it be awesome if I had swine flu?!?! I could tell people "o ya, I have swine flu" and they would be like "holy crap! so it isnt just a joke the government was playing to try and stimulate the economy!?".
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Sep 7 2009, 12:43 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
LOL.
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Sep 7 2009, 01:55 PM
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I'm glidin' in the beautiful sky,
it's such a clear day. Go ridin' in, your sweet lullabies, come fly away. |
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Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM
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A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
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Sep 7 2009, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)  A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week. owned |
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Sep 7 2009, 03:55 PM
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 i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you? Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,457 |
Bitch yeah! Let's get it, just to say we got it.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY SWINE FLU." |
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Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week. awesome. |
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Sep 7 2009, 05:39 PM
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You have blood in your semen?
 Wait don't answer that.
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Sep 7 2009, 10:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
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Sep 9 2009, 06:08 PM
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if you had swine flu.....no no no dont tease me
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Sep 9 2009, 06:40 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(jcp @ Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM) awesome. No, that's not awesome at all. |
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Sep 9 2009, 06:46 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week. Same he was on lock down for about 9 days. I felt so bad for him. He has the worst luck when it comes to his health. |
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Jun 1 2010, 09:46 PM
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 smells like teen spirit. Group: Member Posts: 130 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,458 |
I know this is old, but I had swine flu.
.... jus sayin' 
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Jun 1 2010, 10:00 PM
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I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.
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Jun 2 2010, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(tailoredtrouble @ Jun 1 2010, 10:46 PM) I know this is old, but I had swine flu. .... jus sayin' QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 1 2010, 11:00 PM) I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived. That's good for you, I suppose. I don't recall if H1N1 if immunizes you once you've recovered from it as chickenpox does. Speaking of, the latter is why I have a scar at the end of my nose that I used to dislike but have learned to live with. At least H1N1 didn't leave you with a physical reminder of your ordeal. |
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Jun 2 2010, 04:57 PM
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Having swine flu is not cool. It's like saying the bubonic plague is the newest trend.
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Jun 2 2010, 06:01 PM
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I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose.
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Jun 2 2010, 07:31 PM
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oink oink oink oink
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Jun 2 2010, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 2 2010, 07:01 PM) I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose. It was probably an inoculating spray? |
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Jun 3 2010, 12:13 AM
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I know several people who had swine flu, including my boyfriend. Definitely not awesome.
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