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 Aug 6 2009, 11:21 PM
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Well, I am screwed either way then.
Ok, back to faking orgasms and what not. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,288 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,380 |
A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area.
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Aug 6 2009, 11:25 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
uhhhhhh
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Aug 6 2009, 11:30 PM
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 f your couch Group: Official Member Posts: 3,089 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,301 |
QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM)  A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. you should've kept that to yourself. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I love yogurt.
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Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM
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 AileenWitIt Group: Member Posts: 28 Joined: Jul 2009 Member No: 738,879 |
QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Lmao. I really thought the cum shot was the sign of orgasm. We are wrong? Please explain. & I have faked orgasms, just because I like to keep the man happy. If noises and shit is what he likes, then I'm all for it. P.S. It's actually my ex I am referring to, but it's whatev. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:33 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Fail |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:51 PM
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Yes, I have, because I wanted things to end. LOL =p oh man.
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Aug 7 2009, 12:21 AM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
Definitely faked before.. I felt bad about it, but it was taking a long time and it's not that he was doing a particularly horrible job.. It just wasn't gonna happen and I didn't know how to tell him, so I tried to give him a break. I know it sounds horrible, but it was one little incident. >.>
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Aug 7 2009, 03:30 AM
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 CheccMate Foo! Group: Member Posts: 839 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 487,531 |
I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:05 AM
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 Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
faked it years ago because it wasn't working. he was trying too hard and i wasn't interested in him either.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:42 AM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE( @ Aug 7 2009, 04:06 AM) Star Fox never gives up and trusts his instincts. You can tell when a man or woman really orgasms. There are certain body functions that cannot be prevented. I've never faked. I either finish or don't. I never let a woman walk away without her 2 rounds. A girl climaxes easier than people will have you believe. And they do get tired and sore, but don't let them hop off. Finish the good fight. Twice. You are a wise man good sir. QUOTE(MrStrife @ Aug 7 2009, 04:30 AM) I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied. Huh?! Are you Asian? QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 7 2009, 10:05 AM) faked it years ago because it wasn't working. he was trying too hard and i wasn't interested in him either. Now see why wouldn't you just not even start then? |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:58 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE(MrStrife @ Aug 7 2009, 04:30 PM) I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied. damn... you dont seem very considerate.. |
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Aug 7 2009, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,036 Joined: May 2009 Member No: 727,246 |
haven't needed to fake it... yet.
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Aug 7 2009, 12:22 PM
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Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 08:42 AM) Now see why wouldn't you just not even start then? ever heard of pity sex? |
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Aug 7 2009, 01:22 PM
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ever heard of stabbing yourself? just cause its possible doesnt mean you should do it
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Aug 7 2009, 01:44 PM
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Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
^and it's guys like you that get the pity sex and never know it...jk lol
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Aug 7 2009, 02:10 PM
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 Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
^lol
I think i faked it pretty much every single time when i first started having sex. It wasn't the guys fault i just didn't really have orgasms back then. I've gotten to the point where if I'm not feeling it i just bail. |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Is pity sex the same as taking one for the team?
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Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 8 2009, 02:44 AM) ^and it's guys like you that get the pity sex and never know it...jk lol and its girls like you that think guys care about you during sex |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM
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Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM) Is pity sex the same as taking one for the team? ^Sometimes. |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:27 PM
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 Nick Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: Aug 2009 Member No: 740,993 |
i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its easy for a guy to fake too, unless hes wearing a condom.
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Aug 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(drinksmokef*ck @ Aug 7 2009, 03:20 PM) and its girls like you that think guys care about you during sex owned |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:20 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I think most women have faked it at one time or another.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:23 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I would assume so too. Sometimes it's just not going to happen
But I am a virgin who does not approve of sex before marriage or sex without the intention of procreation. |
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