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NismoYo
post Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
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I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

thumbsup.gif how you spit your game fellas?..
 
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ley
post May 7 2009, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ May 7 2009, 06:05 AM) *
Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you.
LAMEEEEE



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SuckDickNSaveLiv...
post May 7 2009, 07:20 PM
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Drank wit your boy
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Excuse me, but what's the breast way to your heart? _unsure.gif <333333333333
 
swan
post May 12 2009, 01:03 AM
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"Our love is like dividing by zero; it's undefinable."

"I don't have my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
 
Maccabee
post May 12 2009, 01:12 AM
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"nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"
 
Jennifer
post May 12 2009, 08:19 AM
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^ Haha, I have a friend whose sister is getting married to the guy that introduced himself with "nice shirt, wanna f***?" laugh.gif
 
Maccabee
post Jun 19 2009, 01:44 AM
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
 
Joanne
post Jun 19 2009, 10:08 AM
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"I will be monitoring your frequencies."

f*ck yeah.
 
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post Jun 19 2009, 10:16 AM
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ay gurl u look skinny i approve
 
Uronacid
post Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM
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"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot."
 
ley
post Jun 19 2009, 01:25 PM
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I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.
 
fameONE
post Jun 19 2009, 01:37 PM
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^_^
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You wanna do somethin' strange for a lil' piece of change, lil' mama?!
 
iExquisite
post Jun 19 2009, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 6 2008, 04:48 PM) *
you really say that stuff?


i know! who uses pick up lines nowadays
 
drinksmokefuck
post Jun 19 2009, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(ley @ Jun 20 2009, 02:25 AM) *
I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.

thank you nick cannon
 
creole
post Jun 19 2009, 08:46 PM
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You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.
 
Maccabee
post Jul 26 2009, 11:28 PM
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*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*stare*
 
datass
post Jul 26 2009, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 27 2009, 12:28 PM) *
*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*stare*

no wonder you arent getting any girls
 
Maccabee
post Jul 26 2009, 11:58 PM
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haha?
 
Maccabee
post Oct 16 2009, 10:41 PM
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do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a foot long.
 
CruelDemeanor
post Oct 20 2009, 05:19 PM
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Hey there sugar,
Can I be you CANDYMAN? (sound like something off of supafly) stubborn.gif

I know..I know, I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out, sweetcheeks. ermm.gif


Hey there, do you like peanut butter and jelly? Because I'm peanut butter and your jelly and we can make a gooooood sammick! but if you like we can have a side of milk. blink.gif mannnn!!!!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away. XD.gif

Hey was that an earthquake, because you just shook my world, baby...Woot! mad.gif

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! _dry.gif
 
Tomates
post Oct 20 2009, 06:33 PM
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Theres something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number

Did you get a ticket? Becuase you have fine written all over you.
 
heyo-captain-jac...
post Oct 20 2009, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM) *
"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot."

i7s run pretty cool, actually. 965BE without a cooling fan would be better.
 
creole
post Oct 20 2009, 08:11 PM
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
 
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post Oct 20 2009, 08:36 PM
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i'll let you stand next to me if you don't complain about the heat throb.gif
 
Mikeplyts
post Oct 21 2009, 06:21 AM
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"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you're hot."



O_o
 
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post Oct 21 2009, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Oct 21 2009, 04:21 AM) *
"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you're hot."
O_o


"Is your name Winter?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you look like a cold heartless biotch."
^_^
 
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