Well nobody really enjoys scary movies but I particularly despise them. I never wanna see them. the thing is my "girl" likes to think otherwise. She also wants to see one just so she can jump in my lap but im gonna be more scared then her. How can look not scared or not even look at it but still be able to look at her with a confident face and react at the appropriate "scary scenes". Because i was thinking about something like, secret earplugs and closing my eyes but... I dont think its gonna work.


I know im a pansy...


but this date needs to go well.

Do the popcorn trick that way you will be so distracted you will keep from pissing your pants.

i LOVE scary movies haha. but i get scared super easily too, so when i'm watching them, sometimes i'll just focus on just one spot on the tv so it looks like i'm watching but i'm not really haha. that sounds completely ridiculous, but it helps because you're not directly looking at the screen.

but if you really need this date to go well, ask her what scary movie she wants to watch, then you should rent it and watch it ahead of time by yourself so you'll know where the scary parts are. that way, on your real date, you'll look super cool by not looking scared lol =) this strategy won't work well if it's a movie in theaters.

Popcorn trick?



Good idea! Ill just look at the corner! And even though I dont usually do this kind of thing I could download a movie even if its in theatres to watch it. And we have to watch a movie in theatres cause her dad doesnt even approve of her going on dates so technically she is seeing a movie with her girlfriend...

If one is at the movies with one's date, proceed to buy a extra large bucket of popcorn and place it on his lap during the movie. Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, and proceed to stick your bare penis in the hole (preferably bonered). When your date reaches in to grab popcorn, she will be delighted.

Holy crap, I laughed so hard!
To bad she is 5 years away from that being legal

It's only illegal if she screams.

And does anyone have any "move" tips in the movies? And she realy likes me so she wont mind any sort of "cuddlng".

Abbey, the popcorn trick won't work in this situation.


8=D

i like Teesa's idea. it could work in the theater too. i look away when really gross stuff happens. pretend you got a text or something. but if scary movies really bother you and you don't think you're gonna be able to handle it just don't see a scary movie. if she's mad she'll get over it. it's just a movie.

But a scary movie will be her excuse to just in my lap and cuddle with me which I know she will, since it's just a first date and I dont believe in kissing on the first date.
But I think either the second or third date should be a romantic movie so I can hopefully bust a movie at the right moment.

gauge your eyes out. the movie will hardly be scary at all if you can only hear and not see.

seriously though, don't go if you're not going to enjoy it. maybe you guys can compromise and find a happy medium.

lol not really, i usually get a lot more scared if i can hear it. seeing it is no biggie to me.

^oic!
So maybe ill just bring headphones and put it in the ear of the side she isnt on and put my head against her shoulder. haha. Or I could just man up and watch it!

But I probably will look to the corner or make my eyes out of focus when I get scared.


Holy crap, that hilarious
And now I know how that warning system works!

I c dat you saw wat I did dare

Just stare at her the whole time and forget about the movie. Tell her shes distracting. She will feel special, and you wont have to watch the movie. win & win

^hahaha that is so cute. but wouldn't she feel awkward being stared at?

I thought about it but I figured she would feel awkward. haha. I'm not on of those poem writing romantic type guys. although be romantic is great being gay isnt.

But i mean we could just sit in the back and talk. Cause I would rather sit and talk then watch a movie.

me too! i always cover my ears when i watch one because those false alarm scares or whatever due to the creepy music is scary.

lol the reason i said the theater would be harder is because the screen is soo big so no matter where you look, you're going to get a good glimpse of whatever's going on. but i think looking toward the bottom of the screen is better than the corners. taking your eyes out of focus is a good trick too.

btw, do you know what movie it's going to be?

Idk, she just said she wanted to see a scary one. So Im guessing she will want to see orphan which looks like the freaking scariest movie ever and im gonna piss my pants the whole time we watch it if she wants to watch it! But dont you have to be 17 to watch an R? So maybe all our problems are solved! Since we are under the age limit we will have to see a pg-13! And even if it is still a horror film a pg-13 one wont be as bad.

ooh i want to see that one. they always make movies more scary with little children lol. it kinda looks like the omen movie, except they used a girl. but anyways, if it is rated R then you're fine! haha, i don't know of other scary movies that are out right now though.

i knew when they first showed the little girl in the trailer that she was evil. pale little girls with dark hair are never any good in movies.