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post May 7 2009, 03:47 PM
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Oh something entertaining on cB for once. *grabs a seat*
 
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post May 7 2009, 04:08 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 10:24 PM) *
do i sense some compatibility blush.gif
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dang you ninja's be workin a seasonal0.gif like it's still the 1800s
 
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post May 7 2009, 04:27 PM
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post May 7 2009, 04:50 PM
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<---- Wants seasonal0.gif to add me to the list, please. :p
 
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post May 7 2009, 04:51 PM
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post May 7 2009, 06:07 PM
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post May 7 2009, 06:54 PM
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JC didn't know what he was getting himself into when he made this topic.
 
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post May 7 2009, 08:06 PM
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DIANA:
  • rebecca
  • thomas
  • kc
  • dee
  • sandy
well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm seasonal0.gif is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, seasonal0.gif is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE wub.gif
 
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post May 7 2009, 11:12 PM
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well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm seasonal0.gif is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

You busted me. tongue.gif

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next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha

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mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

fallen.gif

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when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

Hey the last 2 times were the fault of my brother!

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last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, seasonal0.gif is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE wub.gif



yay flowers.gif
Hell yeah i love them discounts.

 
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post May 7 2009, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ May 7 2009, 11:12 PM) *
Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha


seasonal0.gif
 
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post May 8 2009, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 7 2009, 08:06 PM) *
when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

LOL Never imagined my name coming up in this thread.

Diana and Dee's couple name could be Deeana.

Also, lol@"rebecca and her wonder woman status"
 
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post May 8 2009, 09:10 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 7 2009, 08:06 PM) *
last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, seasonal0.gif is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE wub.gif

loool.gif

Hey Diana kinky.gif eyebrowes.gif
 
hypnotique
post May 8 2009, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 8 2009, 09:10 PM) *
loool.gif

Hey Diana kinky.gif eyebrowes.gif

helllooooooooooo kinky.gif

 
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post May 9 2009, 11:48 AM
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get a MOTEL 8 yall
 
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post May 9 2009, 11:54 AM
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post May 9 2009, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 9 2009, 12:54 PM) *
juna there's an apostrophe in between the y and all in y'all
f*ck I'VE BEEN DOIN IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME???

 
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post May 9 2009, 04:55 PM
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VICTORIA
  • javonn
  • brandon
  • sandy
  • kevin
  • steph

ok mr.compatibility is back. i had some trouble with this because the answer was so sickeningly obvious, but on with the show seasonal0.gif's.

first up, mr.compatibility ran across kevin's name. i have witnesses his sly comments to you here and there that you dismiss with laughter. mr.compatibility can't help but wonder if this "joking" is just for show and there is a deep repressed romance brewing in the horizon. after some thought, mr.compatibility has decided that even if this was the case, kevin's player ways would create a short lived relationship. kevin

next up is javonn. you two won best co-ed couple in the superlative. there's many posts eluding to many drunk texts between you guys. what could be better than two friends getting together? i'll tell you what could be better, someone you're actually compatible with. that's what's up xmas.gif javonn

sandy. mr.compatibility can't say why sandy came up as a compatible match. it's just how the world works. what mr.compatibility can say though, is that he doesn't agree with this match. forget sandy. sandy

now we have steph. no one can fail to notice you guys prominence in the members photo's thread. this leads mr.compatibility to believe that you have some compatibility. mr.compatibility can see late nights staying up together looking at pictures of yourselves together. a match made i heaven? NO, wrong. mr.compatibility doesn't agree. steph is too busy being buried under piles of homework to dedicate her time to you right now. steph


that only leaves us with you know who. mr.compatibility feared that if he were to encourage you stray away from mr. saunders that there might be consequences for a seasonal0.gif. luckily this compatibility fell in my favor anyway. i have been predicting this match forever. if you need further verification that i saw this coming, let's dig into the logs.

march 21st:

8:36:00 PM VlCTORlAANN: I got my hairs cut today
8:36:07 PM zio: o yeaaaaa let me see?
8:36:11 PM Jc: for mr saunders


clearly mr.compatibility was looking into the future of your love life when he made this statement. brandon is perfect for you. who else could do such a good job at playing house with you in anonymous shoutouts and message to anyone threads? no one. you guys are cheesy. you guys make mr.compatibility sick with your lovey dovey talk all over the place. however, i can't imagine you conversing this way with any other male on cb, so over all mr.compatibility determines that brandon wins.

VICTORIA AND BRANDON SITTING IN A CB TREE sick.gif


















just kidding homies. there's nothing mr.compatibility loves more than seeing happy couples express their love via silly "anonymous" threads. keep enjoying each other wub.gif
 
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post May 9 2009, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ May 9 2009, 11:48 AM) *
get a MOTEL 8 yall

LOL eff that noise we are rocking it at the Hilton.



 
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post May 9 2009, 05:05 PM
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hope you guys know mr.compatibility charges
 
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post May 9 2009, 05:06 PM
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post May 9 2009, 05:07 PM
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mr.compatibility doesn't eat xmas.gif food
 
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post May 9 2009, 05:11 PM
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how bout xtina's mongorian beef
 
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post May 9 2009, 05:12 PM
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post May 9 2009, 05:37 PM
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post May 10 2009, 02:55 AM
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^ lol, doesn't matter bc it was SO OBVIOUS.
 

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